Fuck, look at these guys they got working for them now. I could say a lot about them here, but I don't want to get banned, lol.

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this is from an interview describing my experience with bangbros

I was hired to do two scenes for assparade.com. I said I didn’t want to work with just any male talent, and if I couldn’t work with Tommy Pistol, I’d just do girl/girl scenes. They were like, “No, no, no, give us Tommy Pistol’s info,” and they flew us to Miami. Which was really nice of them.

The BangBros company seems to be extremely unorganized, and no one called me to make sure I was on the plane or coming. And no one gave me any information about where I was staying or who was picking me up from the airport. So I was calling Tommy, and he was calling a girl that worked in the office, and I was upset because he being talent should not have to do P.A. work.

I was pissed and ready to turn around and go home right then and there in the airport.

I finally got to the limo and the hotel and my Tommy, and everything was okay. Except my call time was 9 a.m., and I had to do my own makeup. And I admit, I fucking had a fit about that too, because 9 a.m. in Miami is 6 a.m. in Los Angeles. Sad.

Monday morning, I go to the office and spend a couple hours trying on different outfits. And waiting. And drinking coffee. And meeting people. And sitting around. I don’t think it was necessary for us to have been there at 9 a.m., but whatever.

They tell me that they are going to shoot us for BIGTITSROUNDASSES.COM. And the shoot went extremely well. Tommy and I seemed to have really impressed the director, D. Sanchez. And when we return to the office after the scene, he raves to everyone about us.
Day Two:

Tommy and I go to the office, and there is a blonde woman there, and we are told we will be working with her.

I sort of whine about it. Well, someone should have told me about this before. Thanks, guys. Then we are made to try on a million different outfits.

After wardrobe and everything is all sorted out, they pull me into an office and say that this other girl does not have a valid AIM test. This is an STD test that you have to get every month to work in the porn business. Tommy informs me that this girl told him she’s been in the industry a few months and has done thirty-some-odd scenes.

The BangBros people tell me that I don’t have to go down on her and we can use condoms and all this other stuff, but ultimately, it’s up to me.

I straight up told them that it was unfair and unreasonable to ask me and my friend to take a risk with our health, and we refuse to fuck the girl. I even cried. That was really fucked up, I thought.

They explained that they didn’t want to shoot me alone for assparade.com, and that I could do a scene for bigmouthfuls.com with Preston Parker. Tommy Pistol was given a kill fee and sent home.

This pretty much bummed everyone out and put us in really awkward positions. The scene with Preston went really well, but I would have rather just done two scenes with Tommy as originally booked.

The scenes were shot on Monday and Tuesdays. The BigTitsRoundAsses shoot was uploaded to milflessons.com that THURSDAY.

I got a flood of email from my fans asking, “Dana, why would anyone ever call you a milf?" I still don’t know. I called the bangbros office and left a message. I never heard back.

I feel that being called a milf is incredibly insulting, considering my views on children and the world population.

Blah.

So, yeah, BangBros... nice people, incredibly unorganized.

Perhaps I am very spoiled working with companies such as www.kink.com (www.fuckingmachines.com, www.hogtied.com, www.wiredpussy.com, www.waterbondage.com, www.sexandsubmission.com, www.whippedass.com, www.ultimatesurrender.com, www.meninpain.com), which runs an extremely tight ship.

Nevertheless, Tommy Pistol is an amazing talent, a pleasure to work with and one of my closest friends. I do love him, and the scene is really great, regardless of what site it ended up on.

oh and that POV scene never went up anywhere. so what the fuck?

Edited by - danadearmond on 11/6/2006 11:15:24 PM

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BangBusBusters!

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It can be a Memphis Pimp Bus stuffed with hoes. And they all say "Mang!"

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I have no doubt that there would be quite a few of us that read this forum that could get together and do better than BangBros - but in reality it comes down to the all mighty dollar - they've got the cash to do... we just have ideas, and without the green, they are worth jack.

Plus with Dana being listed as a "MILF"... WTF??? - Though I must say there are a few sites out there guilty of calling ladies in their 20s MILF's - I classify a MILF as 35+ (Same may agree, some may disagree)

On another note I have browse through the BangBros Members section before. As a few of us would know, there's quiet a few "free" passes to their sites on the net. I used one to have a look at what they had.

Now before someone jumps down my throat for doing the wrong thing, I do that with several sites... if I like the sites content (and it has the correct file formats I want for me computer) then I DO THE RIGHT THING and buy a membership (NaughtyAmerica being an example... looked for free, liked what I saw then got a membership).

What got my back up about BangBros was how they didn't get a good performance got of the younger and less experienced stars.
I remember one shoot they really stuffed up.

It was in the Bus where this beaut Redhead was getting it doggy style (gotta love redheads), then a little dog comes into the shot... the camera puts a better focus on the dog, then the rooting! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE F-ING DOG, I WANT TO SEE THE REDHEAD.

Sorry for the Caps there folks, but it showed what my anger was at the time of seeing - took me right out of the mood.

I guess it just shows how bad they really are.

BrekkyDJ (In Melbourne, Australia)

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Guys like Mike John and Patrick Collins are the masters of the "set-up." Guys who sit bitch on the Bang Bus are just hand-me-down clowns from Clown Town.

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Gotta come correct and agree with you on this one.

I have long been a fan of the Bang Brothers sites, (well three of them anyway), and the Onion Booty site, but I have to admit that both of them have really been lunching for awhile. The Onion Booty dude's scenes are fine, but he's been ripping people off with this four to six weeks between updates, shit. Mess of problems with the Bang Brothers operations.

I really loved the Ass Parade and Big Tits Round Asses sites, and to a lesser extent, the Bang Bus site, cuz they did a great job at finding and showcasing the kinds of women I liked. As over the top and annoying as Sanchez could be, he could also be engaging and funny, and he was by far the best videographer of the bunch. He loved phat asses, and he celebrated them, and he knew what he liked to see when he shot them, (the Onion Booty dude is the same way), in a low budget Stagliano sort of way. And it was really good, and really made the brand. When it was mostly Sanchez doing the shooting, and Preston doing the fucking, and they were finding fresh-faced, PHAT assed girls, it was pretty dope. Or even experienced porn girls who seemed to have fun with what Sanchez was doing.

Now it's just a mess.

You're right about today. When I saw Victoria Allure and Ricki White , I thought, "There is no way they can fuck this up." These girls are a couple of my all time favorites. Ricki is pretty, energetic, has a nice booty, and loves anal, and I have long wanted to crawl up inside Victoria's MUNSTA and just die. I was ready to stroke. But these clowns fucked it up.

That cheesy music. The interminable, bad, camera shots. And this mope who first couldn't stay hard, and then couldn't fuck, just ruined the whole deal. The direction looked pretty bad, too. You could see the girls getting confused about where they were supposed to go and what they were supposed to do once they got there. And these two girls have both been around the porn block once or twice.

I was pretty frustrated with the whole thing. And Ass Parade has been going that way for awhile. The scene with Carmen Kinsley and the postal girl a few weeks back drove me up the wall it was so poorly done. They will get girls I like and then fuck it up. It just looks like monkeys got hold of video equipment. Bang Bus will every so often find a real diamond of a girl I like, but after an hour's worth of foolishness you have about 15 minutes of interesting material. And my biggest problem with Big Tits Round Asses is that it has almost completely become a one man operation, which means POV which I don't particularly care for.

So yeah, I feel your pain, and share your frustration.

BSD

P.S. -

The guy at Bubble Butt Bonanza shoots pretty well, but his problem is that he won't SHUT UP.

Edited by - BSD on 11/7/2006 4:57:08 AM

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I've seen plenty of the BangBros work, though they haven't and won't ever get a single red cent out of my wallet, and ALL of their work is absolute shit.

They aint got a fucking clue about anything. Sure, they got the money, so what. They couldn't make a decent porn film if Satan gave them a $700 billion budget, said to them, "Ok, you've got 10 years to make a thirty minute porn film, and if you fuck it up, your souls are mine to do whatever I please with for all eternity, so get to it, boys!". Even were that the case, they'd still put out a piece of shit.

It's not any wonder that there are so many free passes to bangbros available wherever you look (and it's been that way for years upon years). You'd be an absolute idiot to pay those losers for their fucked-up idea of what porn is supposed to be.

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Man this was an interesting read! Perhaps I'm a little deluded cos I'm all the way over here in UK an havent actually joined any of their sites. But to be honest with you all from the trailers and the presentation I loved their stuff.

I jus assumed their members would be enjoying what in my eyes where their strong points which are the humour and the great selection of girls.

But hey, I was always too tight to part with my cash! lol! perhaps rightly so?

Anyways I have a few of the bangbus crew on my friends list on my space and here is D Sanchez on myspace. Hey please make it constructive though cos I would love to see them come back up on form by the time I'm rich enough to subscribe!! lol!

Peace,

Keni

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I'm a big fan of Ramon/Roberto. The guy should have his own serie at Evasive or West Coast in my opinion.

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Edited by - shellshock91 on 11/7/2006 2:50:02 PM

Edited by - shellshock91 on 11/7/2006 2:51:07 PM

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What?! They can't even go buy a real digital camera?

Or maybe they just think if they give samples away for free nobody will bother to join. Oh well. At least I see that my suspicions are confirmed.

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Did I just hear right? You agreeing with me? :)

Man, fuck JT, fuck PReston, fuck Caesar, and super fuck that dumass of a pair Jordan and JMac.

These guys have taken over the assparade, bigtitsroundasses, and all other sites and fucked it up.

You guys are right, this definitely has been going on for awhile. They have gotten so many great girls, but fucked up their scenes with their retardedness.

Bigtitsroundasses should now just be called BigTits.com. None of the girls they recently put up there are hot nor have any butts. Preston is ok as a performer, but as a director hes as bad as JT.

The early assparade scenes were fuckin classic in my eyes. Now, they got these clown ass mutherfuckas taking over and they obviously don't know shit.

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i heard some controversey over st bangbros about bangbus.com they stiff a girl on pay iguess they gave it to her boyfreind and the guy dipped out.

and a guy who use to be male talent for them said that d sanchez really does talk shit about the girls when the girls are not around the same way he does when the cameras are rollling

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As for their stills, I think they're just vidcaps. So many sites make this disappointing move when it comes to their content. The DVD houses often do a photoshoot before/after the actual 'action', IIRC?

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Edited by - DzaR on 11/8/2006 7:40:57 AM

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this article is fair? did we really treated you that bad? do you really think we're unorganized?
I think you're wrong, but just wondering why is it that something that happened a while ago
got published today.
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Never, never, close a door anywhere. You never know when you're gonna need it again.
You came back, and you saw how organized we are now. We brought you back and treat you
with respect and I personally sent you everything twice. Even after you didn't come for the AP shoot
I re-schedule you for another shoot. You don't see the updates? Well, here you go...
here is the link to assparade

http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/ap2501.html

and here is the link to the milflessons shoot

http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/ml2130.html

in response to this i am no princess and i am no diva, i am admittedly used to much stricter policies than those at bangbros. and i was just giving my critique of my personal experience there on my first trip. i have the feeling this is some kind of threat to not have me come back to miami. and while i still think they are all together nice people, i dont think i will lose any sleep. much success to them (and me) in the future. huzzah!

on my second trip to bangbros a P.A. came into a room where i was napping before my pretty girls and laid on top of my feet and started talking on the phone loudly in german. i wake up and say "oh excuse me i was sleeping" to this she responded "oh i cant let you go to sleep or you'll look like shit."
so yeah, that wasnt my favorite, but whatever.

fair thee well bangbros!

Edited by - danadearmond on 11/8/2006 11:48:09 PM

Edited by - danadearmond on 11/8/2006 11:49:05 PM

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I know that hacking is illegal and all, but surely in the case of the bangbros. assholes the CIA could make an exception to the general rule.

Maybe I should contact my friends at The Pentagon about this rather disturbing matter. They has some excellent computer gurus working there ...

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I did feel kind of ripped off when I picked up ass parade 7 on dvd. I bought it mainly for the Carmen Kinsley and Summer scene. I got 20+ minutes of Tease/Lez, 1 minute of oral and like 3 minutes of fucking. WTF?!?!

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Dan

mod note: once again, guys - please don't quote entire posts. It makes it a pain in the neck to read through the threads. You don't have to quote anything to respond to somebody and, if you do want to pick something out to respond to, then just quote that part. Thanks.

Edited by - hardware on 11/10/2006 6:06:46 AM

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Answer: The camera lens stuck right up the male talent's asshole.

Ya don't believe me? Check it out for yourself, you doubting Thomases.

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and yes, I had to resurrect this thread to say that. And this:

-Even though everything associated with Bang Bros has gone to shit as of late, IMO, they really hit one out of the park with this vid; 2 of my favorite (and some might say, the best) big booty honeys in a scene together for the first time:

http://www.101butts.com/galleries/bbnetwork/ice-la-fox-flower-tucci/index17.html

-And Ms.DeArmond, consider me a new fan of yours because of your amazing scene...

for Naughty America's Naughty Office series!!!

And the fact that you sound like a really cool chick.

And uh...that's it.

Edited by - EBastard on 11/22/2006 12:13:53 AM

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