Here's my version of how it would play
I'd spot Mike Quasar first, and I'd say
"It's a pleasure to meet you.
What's up with your crew,
they're trying to UNSCREW Tyce Bune?"

Quaze says there's a problem with Tyce
They've had to pack his pecker with ice
His balls were now blue
They couldn't separate the two
Someone called 911 for advice.

Man, I'd love to hear that conversation!
"Yes, we've got a porn medical situation"
"His dick has swelled up so much,
he says it's painful to touch.
No, I don't think there's much circulation"

Someone brings in a plain garden hose
A new medical procedure, I suppose?
Turns it on them full blast
Disengagement at last
Bridgette runs past me, clutching her clothes.

Quaze paces, gets back on the phone
Looking for a replacement..Lee Stone?
It's like 'Dialing For Dicks',
while the time-clock still ticks.
Til he finally gets Voodoo at home.

Voodoo says he's not sure, but he'll see.
He must get wife Nicole to agree.
Skeeter jumps in to say
that an increase in pay
can make this two-way into three.

It's now time for a scheduled sex scene.
I turn red, then a deep shade of green.
Pulling out of her ass
waves of nausea pass,
as I try to bypass what I've seen

I can see it's no picnic for Quaze.
You can see it in instant replays.
He must do a re-take
Calls an enema break
Whatever comes out this time, stays

While she runs to the bathroom we're waiting
Surewood walks up masturbating!!!
I wanna scream, but I run
wait outside til they're done,
until Hardman comes up, eyes dilating.

It's an X-rated nightmare, surreal.
My paranoia kicks in, what's the deal?
Will I be caught on tape?
Should I make my escape?
For christsake, get a grip! This is real!

After calming myself, I sit still.
Quaze looks like he's ready to kill.
The stud's losing wood
Things ain't lookin too good
Praying I wouldn't laugh, but I will

A spank break, and they're rolling again
Swoosh! Splat! Congratulations begin
Quaze thanks him for cumming
Says he might need his plumbing
for an upcoming feature 'Say When'.

Next up, is the DP with Joel
They draw straws to see who gets what hole
So he chooses the top
To stay out of the slop
but he's too spun, and loses control

Quaze curses, gets on the speed dialer
"Yes, we need one more dick to defile her"
He ends up calling Ron Jeremy
I pray to God that he's not free
Quaze pencils him under 'piledriver'

Holy crap, must I witness this too?
My respect for Qman grows anew.
It's not a pretty scene
when he must get in between
Ron's obscene paunch, and whoever he'll do.

There's none of the glitz and the glamour
when you see the ass zits on Jack Hammer.
All the nasty tattoos
clit piercings, tongue screws
Is it from self-abuse, or the slammer?

It's late, and the day's shooting ends
Clean-up crew's mopping up now begins
As I say my goodbyes
Disillusioned, more wise
I may never have sex again

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I liked your haiku Blondie.

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Steph, you failed to mention what state this is in. I'm a little curious, but seeing Ron Jeremy would probably gross me out. I can't believe the over the hill fat bum hasn't retired yet ;-)

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Its a must see scene....she gets fucked hard,Gagged,throat fucked in a gag factor type of way...ect

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