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| Plaxico Member 15 Posts 4/08 |  Posted - Sep 20 2008 : 2:37PMIs there anything new from Belladonna since the awesome "Cock Pigs"? [Link] |
Gentleman Jon  All-Star Member 1881 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Sep 20 2008 : 3:00PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 20 2008 : 4:08PM Every porn freak will be staring at their computer screen on Nov 1, waiting to see if we'll actually be able to click on it to order, so we'll all miss the evening news with the shot of Bella and Aidan running out of some downtown LA bank with wads of cash, the only thing clearly displayed on the video cameras being her chest tattoo, "bébé" on her hand, and the big sexy gap in her front teeth. The appeal will go out, "anyone who can identify this woman, please get in touch with police. She is considered to be armed and dangerous." And all of us pervs will be staring at our computers... waiting... waiting... never seeing that the news that she's now public enemy #1. Of the millions of dirty wankers worldwide who could identify her in a second from those marks, none of us able to help the police because we've got one hand on our cocks, the other on our mouses*, just hoping that today will be the day that we can order the best porn flick of all time. *The plural for computer mouse is "mouses", not "mice", due to it being a headless noun. Though it should be noted that many dictionaries are beginning to endorse both as being acceptable, due to rules of common usage. [Link] |
| popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Sep 20 2008 : 4:38PM [Link] |
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