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Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 10:22AM Recent fucking exploits have reminded me how sexy the beret is on a woman's head. It's time for the beret to make its way into porn. Strawberry beret. On Selena Silver's head. During her next pounding. What say the gallery to this notion? [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 10:25AM Kinky. [Link]
Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 1:34PM Hey, that's what Schopenhauer said too! [Link]
atreides Member US 75 Posts 9/03	Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 3:52PM How about a raspbery beret? ;) [Link]
Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 4:47PM The kind you find at a second hand store? [Link]

Too$hort Member Oaktown 107 Posts 1/04	Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 4:16AM And if it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more... [Link]
von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 920 Posts 1/04	Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 4:30AM she could use it to wipe up whatever load she didnt inhale. V Swine [Link]
Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 8:04AM Wouldn't it be cool to see a beret on a girl's head as she's copping standing RCA. The beret can have the word 'Occupied' on it. [Link]
SelenaSilver Selena Silver 529 Posts 7/03	Posted - Feb 8 2004 : 9:28PM I actually wore a beret in my latest release - Kat Slater's "Campus Confessions 8" from Hustler! But, I didn't actually have sex... I was the host for the video so I speak at the beginning and before every scene setting up the scene. As the movie goes on, I begin to undress and play with myself until the very end when I am fully masturabting... My sex scene is in "Campus Confessions 9". BUT, I WAS WEARING A BERET!!! I will see if I can grab a screen shot for you. :) Selena Silver FANS: Selena Silver Yahoo Group PRODUCERS/DIRECTORS: Selena Silver Booking Info SELENA SILVER ADT "PICK OF THE WEEK" ADT Pick of the Week [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Feb 8 2004 : 10:12PM I hate berets and conductor style hats, it really turns me off [Link]
monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 2:11AM This is a funny topic, a funny turn on, and a funny piece of headwear. Someone should ask the French how the whole thing got started. [Link]
Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 12:36PM AlexPanzer wrote: I hate berets and conductor style hats, it really turns me off Click to expand What about lampshade hats? [Link]
Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 12:44PM BUT, I WAS WEARING A BERET!!! I will see if I can grab a screen shot for you. :) Click to expand Oh, you know that doesn't count Selena. You know, you should really find a local beret-maker in Sydney and support them, wear his or her headwear in your flicks, kind of like Oscar-nominated actresses wear designer's clothes to the Oscars. We could say, 'Was that a Carla Zampatti Selena was wearing in TWO IN THE SEAT #5?' 'Why yes, I believe it was, and didn't it just make her look a treat.' I've never understood why porn companies don't make berets. I'd collect them. You could have a French beret themed gonzo series called SACRE GOO! Each girl does a fake French accent and then wears a beret while they get fucked. [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 3:30PM Ultrasiet wrote: AlexPanzer wrote: I hate berets and conductor style hats, it really turns me off Click to expand What about lampshade hats? Click to expand Lampshade hats are OK by me [Link]
Pason www.pasonxxx.com 82 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 10 2004 : 10:47PM It's funny what turns men on. A Beret! Hey, what ever works. I like the Occupied idea. XOXO, Pason www.pasonxxx.com [Link]

Ultrasiet Member Maya Gold, will you marry me? 220 Posts 11/03	Posted - Feb 11 2004 : 1:21AM Pason wrote: It's funny what turns men on. A Beret! Hey, what ever works. I like the Occupied idea. XOXO, Pason www.pasonxxx.com Click to expand Then when the girl takes a DP, she switches from the 'Occupied' beret to 'Gridlocked'. [Link]
atreides Member US 75 Posts 9/03	Posted - Feb 14 2004 : 9:35PM Tabitha Stern in Red Beret [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:02AM Almost three years later, and the beret still does not have a prominent place in porn... Hey, Eon McKai and Dana DeArmond and anyone else alt - how does the beret fit in as a representative garment of alt-porn? I'm trying anything to get them berets on them pretty porn-stars' heads. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:20AM im going to give you a wedgie. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:29AM Any porn movie in which a performer wears a beret should bear a prominent disclaimer to warn the prospective viewer. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:39AM I went to the library the other day and saw more berets in one place than I've seen in a while. Which suggests that the perfect series to slip berets into would be Naughty America's NAUGHTY BOOKWORMS. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14619 Posts 3/02	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 5:55AM If you wear a beret then you have to wear a black leotard with black slippers and white socks... and be able to dance... and to name the famous pixie. [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:06AM And carry a baguette around. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:09AM Joey Starr wrote: And carry a baguette around. Click to expand 'Baguette' sounds like a term to describe a young and unattractive girl. "Me and Trey were hanging last night, and we totally wanted to bone this goddess, but we ended up DP'ing this baguette.' [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:10AM I'm a cannibal then... [Link]

Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:15AM Well then remember not to eat the hand that wanks, lest you confuse the carnal with the carpal. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14619 Posts 3/02	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:25AM Carnal Tunnel Syndrome, coming to a porn theater near you soon. [Link]
john thomas Deactivated User 1168 Posts 6/06	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:28AM Priscilla's Perversions 2 (Sineplex), first scene: Priscilla, Margaret + guy - at the beginning of the scene Priscilla is in a beret, later Margaret is shown in the same beret. That's right: hot girl-2-girl beret-swapping porn. Sadly the changeover is edited out so it isn't full, uncensored BTOGH (beret-to-other-girl's-head) action. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:32AM john thomas wrote: Priscilla's Perversions 2 (Sineplex), first scene: Priscilla, Margaret + guy - at the beginning of the scene Priscilla is in a beret, later Margaret is shown in the same beret. That's right: hot girl-2-girl beret-swapping porn. Sadly the changeover is edited out so it isn't full, uncensored BTOGH (beret-to-other-girl's-head) action. Click to expand Good man! And you know what - my database of porn I own says I have it! I just have no idea where it is! [Link]
the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 9:40AM Bob wrote: Any porn movie in which a performer wears a beret should bear a prominent disclaimer to warn the prospective viewer. Click to expand I take it you have never seen Sex Commandos with Stacy Valentine, Christy Lake, and Rebecca Wild among others. I think everyone in the cast wears a beret at some point or another. I don' remember if they fuck with them on or not. [Link]
TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:02AM The beret should be red. It should be passed from woman to woman. Within 24 hours of receiving she should (apparently) chance into the most torrid sexual encounter of her life. There should be a surprise ending. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 12:24PM john thomas wrote: That's right: hot girl-2-girl beret-swapping porn. Sadly the changeover is edited out so it isn't full, uncensored BTOGH (beret-to-other-girl's-head) action. Click to expand Brilliant! [Link]
BigLou Member 57 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:01PM I've done the beret thing once... Girl in beret [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:09PM BigLou wrote: I've done the beret thing once... Girl in beret Click to expand Oh yeah, that hit the spot. Now get her to talk about Spinoza... [Link]
BigLou Member 57 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:21PM Nah, she was a Cal State Fullerton student... q: "How do you get a CSU Fullerton grad off of your porch?" a: "Pay for the pizza!" [Link]

Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:43PM I wonder if Monica Lewinski wore her beret when she blew Bill Clinton in the Oval Office. [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:37AM BigLou wrote: Nah, she was a Cal State Fullerton student... q: "How do you get a CSU Fullerton grad off of your porch?" a: "Pay for the pizza!" Click to expand Hey this is a fun game. I got one for you: q: "Who won the CSU Fullerton beauty contest?" a: "NOBODY." [Link]
BrekkyDJ Member Australia 246 Posts 10/06	Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 3:52AM VOTE 1 for BERETS IN PORN! Three of my favourite porn stars would have looked hot wearing a beret - that being Pason, Maggie Star and Haley Paige. Sadly all three are retired - What is the world coming to???? BrekkyDJ (Your now resident Aussie contributor) [Link]
jackthetreacleeater Senior Member Shame on you! 2003 Posts 10/06	Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:50PM Did Melissa Lauren ever do a scene with a beret on? Lets face it you've got to be French to get away with it. I don't recall her doing a scene with a string of onions hanging around her neck either! [Link]
eduardo911 Senior Member 1299 Posts 8/03	Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 6:44PM It's not exactly a beret, but close enough. Taylor Ash [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 6:45PM smg4ever wrote: Did Melissa Lauren ever do a scene with a beret on? Lets face it you've got to be French to get away with it. Click to expand Mossad soldiers wear berets and get away with it. [Link]
BigLou Member 57 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 6:37PM Ultrasiet2 wrote: BigLou wrote: Nah, she was a Cal State Fullerton student... q: "How do you get a CSU Fullerton grad off of your porch?" a: "Pay for the pizza!" Click to expand Hey this is a fun game. I got one for you: q: "Who won the CSU Fullerton beauty contest?" a: "NOBODY." Click to expand Actually, CSUF has plenty of babes, the joke on it is that it's not a prestigious place to graduate from. You want ugly chicks, check out my alma mater, San Francisco State (or if you did find a hot chick, you always checked closely to see if she had an Adam's apple.) [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 9:42AM Are berets now alt? [Link]
zorge Member 278 Posts 8/06	Posted - Feb 12 2008 : 1:08AM Is Spinoza alt? Berets are cute, though. Unless they're on middle aged male professor types, then I guess it's cute, but not in the same way. [Link]
Simp4Berets7210 New Member 1 Posts 8/25	Posted - Aug 23 2025 : 5:31AM Anyone still around on this forum? [Link]
Turkish Jay Member 50 Posts 4/24	Posted - Aug 24 2025 : 9:04AM Probably worth sharing this thread here. Focuses on girls who have hats on in general but I'm sure there's some cross over in appreciation. Girls with hats on Edited by - Turkish Jay on 8/24/2025 9:06:17 AM [Link]

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