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Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 10:22AM
Recent fucking exploits have reminded me how sexy the beret is on a woman's head.

It's time for the beret to make its way into porn. Strawberry beret. On Selena Silver's head. During her next pounding.

What say the gallery to this notion?

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 10:25AM
Kinky.
Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 1:34PM
Hey, that's what Schopenhauer said too!
atreides
Member

US
75 Posts
9/03
Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 3:52PM
How about a raspbery beret? ;)
Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 3 2004 : 4:47PM
The kind you find at a second hand store?
 
Too$hort
Member

Oaktown
107 Posts
1/04
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 4:16AM
And if it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more...
von_swine
Member

Dominance & Persecution.
919 Posts
1/04
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 4:30AM
she could use it to wipe up whatever load she didnt inhale. V Swine
Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 8:04AM
Wouldn't it be cool to see a beret on a girl's head as she's copping standing RCA. The beret can have the word 'Occupied' on it.
SelenaSilver
Selena Silver

529 Posts
7/03
Posted - Feb 8 2004 : 9:28PM
I actually wore a beret in my latest release - Kat Slater's "Campus Confessions 8" from Hustler!

But, I didn't actually have sex... I was the host for the video so I speak at the beginning and before every scene setting up the scene. As the movie goes on, I begin to undress and play with myself until the very end when I am fully masturabting...

My sex scene is in "Campus Confessions 9".

BUT, I WAS WEARING A BERET!!! I will see if I can grab a screen shot for you. :)

Selena Silver

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AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Feb 8 2004 : 10:12PM
I hate berets and conductor style hats, it really turns me off
monkey power
Member

Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 2:11AM
This is a funny topic, a funny turn on, and a funny piece of headwear. Someone should ask the French how the whole thing got started.
Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 12:36PM
What about lampshade hats?
Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 12:44PM
Oh, you know that doesn't count Selena.

You know, you should really find a local beret-maker in Sydney and support them, wear his or her headwear in your flicks, kind of like Oscar-nominated actresses wear designer's clothes to the Oscars. We could say, 'Was that a Carla Zampatti Selena was wearing in TWO IN THE SEAT #5?' 'Why yes, I believe it was, and didn't it just make her look a treat.'

I've never understood why porn companies don't make berets. I'd collect them.

You could have a French beret themed gonzo series called SACRE GOO! Each girl does a fake French accent and then wears a beret while they get fucked.

AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Feb 9 2004 : 3:30PM
Lampshade hats are OK by me
Pason
www.pasonxxx.com

82 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 10 2004 : 10:47PM
It's funny what turns men on. A Beret! Hey, what ever works. I like the Occupied idea.

XOXO,
Pason
www.pasonxxx.com

 
Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 11 2004 : 1:21AM
Then when the girl takes a DP, she switches from the 'Occupied' beret to 'Gridlocked'.
atreides
Member

US
75 Posts
9/03
Posted - Feb 14 2004 : 9:35PM
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:02AM
Almost three years later, and the beret still does not have a prominent place in porn...

Hey, Eon McKai and Dana DeArmond and anyone else alt - how does the beret fit in as a representative garment of alt-porn?

I'm trying anything to get them berets on them pretty porn-stars' heads.

DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:20AM
im going to give you a wedgie.
Bob All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:29AM
Any porn movie in which a performer wears a beret should bear a prominent disclaimer to warn the prospective viewer.
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:39AM
I went to the library the other day and saw more berets in one place than I've seen in a while.

Which suggests that the perfect series to slip berets into would be Naughty America's NAUGHTY BOOKWORMS.

Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 5:55AM
If you wear a beret then you have to wear a black leotard with black slippers and white socks... and be able to dance... and to name the famous pixie.
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:06AM
And carry a baguette around.
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:09AM
'Baguette' sounds like a term to describe a young and unattractive girl.

"Me and Trey were hanging last night, and we totally wanted to bone this goddess, but we ended up DP'ing this baguette.'

Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:10AM
I'm a cannibal then...
 
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:15AM
Well then remember not to eat the hand that wanks, lest you confuse the carnal with the carpal.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:25AM
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome, coming to a porn theater near you soon.
john thomas
Deactivated User

1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:28AM
Priscilla's Perversions 2 (Sineplex), first scene: Priscilla, Margaret + guy - at the beginning of the scene Priscilla is in a beret, later Margaret is shown in the same beret. That's right: hot girl-2-girl beret-swapping porn. Sadly the changeover is edited out so it isn't full, uncensored BTOGH (beret-to-other-girl's-head) action.
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:32AM
Good man! And you know what - my database of porn I own says I have it! I just have no idea where it is!
the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 9:40AM
I take it you have never seen Sex Commandos with Stacy Valentine, Christy Lake, and Rebecca Wild among others. I think everyone in the cast wears a beret at some point or another. I don' remember if they fuck with them on or not.
TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:02AM
The beret should be red. It should be passed from woman to woman. Within 24 hours of receiving she should (apparently) chance into the most torrid sexual encounter of her life.

There should be a surprise ending.

Bob All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 12:24PM
Brilliant!
BigLou
Member

57 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:01PM
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:09PM
Oh yeah, that hit the spot.

Now get her to talk about Spinoza...

BigLou
Member

57 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:21PM
Nah, she was a Cal State Fullerton student...

q: "How do you get a CSU Fullerton grad off of your porch?"

a: "Pay for the pizza!"

 
Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:43PM
I wonder if Monica Lewinski wore her beret when she blew Bill Clinton in the Oval Office.
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:37AM
Hey this is a fun game. I got one for you:

q: "Who won the CSU Fullerton beauty contest?"

a: "NOBODY."

BrekkyDJ
Member

Australia
246 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 3:52AM
VOTE 1 for BERETS IN PORN!

Three of my favourite porn stars would have looked hot wearing a beret - that being Pason, Maggie Star and Haley Paige.

Sadly all three are retired - What is the world coming to????


BrekkyDJ (Your now resident Aussie contributor)

jackthetreacleeater
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:50PM
Did Melissa Lauren ever do a scene with a beret on? Lets face it you've got to be French to get away with it. I don't recall her doing a scene with a string of onions hanging around her neck either!
eduardo911
Senior Member

1299 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 6:44PM
It's not exactly a beret, but close enough.

Taylor Ash

Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 6:45PM
Mossad soldiers wear berets and get away with it.
BigLou
Member

57 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 6:37PM
Actually, CSUF has plenty of babes, the joke on it is that it's not a prestigious place to graduate from. You want ugly chicks, check out my alma mater, San Francisco State (or if you did find a hot chick, you always checked closely to see if she had an Adam's apple.)
Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 9:42AM
Are berets now alt?
zorge
Member

278 Posts
8/06
Posted - Feb 12 2008 : 1:08AM
Is Spinoza alt?
spinoza.gifBerets are cute, though. Unless they're on middle aged male professor types, then I guess it's cute, but not in the same way.
Simp4Berets7210
New Member

1 Posts
8/25
Posted - Aug 23 2025 : 5:31AM
Anyone still around on this forum?
Turkish Jay
Member

50 Posts
4/24
Posted - Aug 24 2025 : 9:04AM
Probably worth sharing this thread here. Focuses on girls who have hats on in general but I'm sure there's some cross over in appreciation.
Girls with hats on

Edited by - Turkish Jay on 8/24/2025 9:06:17 AM




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