Dirty Auditions 14 - review by Captain Jack| Author | Post |
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| gf041 Member 291 Posts 5/08 | Since the Bakers Dozen series is no more, this is the next best thing we have. Thanks to Brandon, he's brought us some great scenes over the years. What's everyone's favorite? Top 5 [Link] |
| Redondo5 Member 150 Posts 1/07 | |
| dp_man Member 192 Posts 9/05 | |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | I know I am not the smartest guy but I thought this would have all turned out differently. |
| jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07 | |
| risky16 Member AJ...the best in the biz!!!! 222 Posts 12/07 | |
| purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07 | I loved the BD Series and these classic flicks are amongst my most repeatedly watched from a vast collection. Its always a good sign with great porn that you return to it regularly even though you're constantly buying new stuff like I do. I know the Good Source of Iron stuff also delivered huge facials too but its main theme was cum swallowing (something that I am less into and I think isn't as unique a concept as truly no-holds barred facials). I know you are now doing the Website instead but is there any chance in the future you'll produce another series like Bakers Dozen? I'm just addicted to seeing beautiful nasty chicks taking big greasy loads up their nostrils and in their eyes (just love the facial expressions!) not to mention something that you have always delivered: piling up jizz on a cute nose or my own personal favouite: glazing the forehead. You seemed to be in the zone during Baker Dozen where you got the guys to go for total coverage and work as a team. Usually at the end of a blowbang its all a bit random from an aiming point of view! Bakers Dozen was the logical extension of now long defunct Armageddon's 'Blow Bang' series which I adored but you took it to another level and used hotter female talent. Just wondering if you can now crank it up another notch or three!? I'm making do with your 'Half My Age' Series now which has supercute jizz friendly babes in it who are begging for he BD treatment I think. For the record my favourite BD splatterings were Jasmine Tame, Courtney Cummz and Isabel Ice. |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Yes, I own the rights to Baker's Dozen, all 9 volumes. I am the custodian of records and have registered Copyrights with the Library of Congress. None of that matters, of course, to whomever licensed my entire 44 title catalogue to a company in the Seychelles who sell it without 2257 documentation. I asked Platinum X about this but they say they are victims, too. Cal Vista, the foreign rights distributor of the product, claims they don't know the people either. End result? I made a whopping $0 on a deal that paid a company 35,500 euros (I obtained a copy of the license agreement). I can go suck it. Nice. So here is a list of what I cannot afford to buy with my royalty check: 117 pounds of Spam, 2.4 Wiis, and rest of the things on the list I found here http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3155293 when I googled "things that cost $600." Ah, good times. Be careful with whom you do business and be even more careful with whom you support with your porn purchases. |
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| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | |
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| purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07 | Now I am one of your dedicated fans based in Europe...a Brit living in Germany to be exact. Now we have vast porn mini-supermarkets here in Frankfurt where I live and I can honestly say that although I've seen plenty of re-badged/re-packaged Red Light District DVDs (always about 2 years behind!), I've never seen any of the BD or Good Source of Iron...nevermind older stuff like your excellent Rampage series from the early-mid Noughties. So where exactly are these mythical BD re-issues here in dear old Yerp! I've always bought your stuff while in the US myself and only recently have I found a couple of mail order companies that I trust to ship here and bought stuff like the Pop Tarts and Half My Age movies through them (at vast expense for UPS Express shipment). Being old fashioned I still prefer to have the physical DVDs rather than download. Dunno why...I'm the same with music! Do you know who (if anyone) distributes the BD Series in Europe? All very strange. I certainly wouldn't buy anything from Platinum X now after what I've learned but to be honest, I haven't touched their stuff for a couple of years...all got very inconsistent I found (perhaps your departure putting them in a tailspin!?). The sort of porn I like isn't actually being produced my many companies on a consistent basis. Anyway, its a cautionary tale and all I can tell you is $600 wouldn't buy you much in Frankfurt either. So much for me thinking you lucky guys not only get to defile the finest pussy on the planet but get paid shitloads for your heroic efforts! Back to your movies for a sec though and I'm glad we are on the same wavelength when talking übersluts like Jasmine Tame, etc. I dug out Good Source of Iron vol. 4 last night and I must say its stonking classic as good as anything in the BD Series for zany and copious cocksplatterings. This is where the series morphed from decent 'Mike John'-esque cum swallowing to the sort of magnificent mini-bukkaki facials that made Bakers Dozen so enjoyable. Anyway, you managed to pack in some of my favourite sluts in this volume: Astrid was just so bubbly, submissive, giggly and cute as she got glazed (some fabulous forehead splats!), Faith an absolute natural slut but the show stealer is Krysta-Lynne who may not be the most stunning chick you've ever shot but my god is she game for anything and as slutty as hell...one of those ugly duckling school girls who just wants a self-esteem boost even if that entails a bunch of guys emptying their gonads over her face! It's just something about her smile and freckles as the jizz piles up in her eyesockets and on her button nose I love. I slo-mo'd those popshots unerringly hitting home and her wonderful expression over and over again. LOVE HER!!! Its started a GSOI retropective I am pleased to say...dug all 6 vols out and although still getting over the crushing disappointment of hearing Melissa Lauren remark in Vol. 5 that she's not really a jizzfest lovers and she'll stick to Anal in future, I'm going to enjoy watching them all again. Still wish you'd drowned Shayna Knight is the biggest facial ever though...one german slut I thought could have been a legend. Seems to have left the biz now sadly. How did you find her? She does a nice scene with Trina Michaels and some energetic swallowing but I would have loved to see her blowbang a dozen black dudes before they did Jackson Pollock No.5 all over her gorgeous smiling mug. A rare wasted opportunity! Oh well...enough lusting after Shayna! I hope you get what you are due soon Brandon. I for one will always support and buy your work. I'm slowly spreading the word here...but it would be great if your movies were widely available in Germany. A huge porn market as you know but a strange quirk is Germany has the most zealous customs of any European country and I've had so much mail order stuff confiscated despite being able to walk literally 3 minutes from where I live to my local Adult store and buy material which is much much hardcore in subject matter! I think it may be to drive the competition away! (I don't go for 95% of European porn...either too wierd and fetish driven or too tame and sanitized like Private...humour is nowhere to be seen too). Its very frustrating. I'd like to buy your movies directly from your site on the JMProd 'Jerkoff' Zone but really not sure I would ever receive my DVDs. There a definitely a commercial opportunity here for importing US porn as the demand is high. I lend my yank DVDs to German buddies (male and female) and they all love them particularly the really nasty stuff like your own BD Series or Interracial stuff like Black Pipe Layers, Orgy World: The Next Level and some of the newer Black Ice or Evasive Angels stuff. There is a killing to be made I'm convinced. |
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| Zen Master 2007 Member 356 Posts 3/07 | WOW, Brandon. This brings back fond memories of the ORAL MAJORITY series and a very young Careena Collins dumbfounding Paul Thomas by explaining (in an explicit, spirited, matter-of-fact way) what she enjoys about performing fellatio. You and I have been watching a LOT of pornography for a VERY long time. - Zen |
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| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | For www.covermyface.com, the updates will include Coffee Brown, Heidi Waters, Deena Daniels (21 facials!), Betty Sparks, Kaycie Klein, Chelsie Rae, Mia Lina, Anita Blue, Sandee Miles, Brooke Taylor, Audrianna Angel, Ricki White, Jersey Cummings, Andrea Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Brooke Scott, Rachel Rayne, and Alyssa Dior. All sites are running with weekly updates except for www.loadmymouth.com, which is updated three times per week. That's as much as I can tell you. |
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| risky16 Member AJ...the best in the biz!!!! 222 Posts 12/07 | |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | It's 3:52am and I just returned from checking out the latest edited scenes to come up. I can honestly say some amazing stuff is coming. Just my opinion, of course, but fans of facials and swallowing will be pleased. |
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| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | I think it's been mentioned before but it's a little-known fact that Karina's scene was shot at a home that was recently vacated by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. They did Full House. I was just trying to recreate it in a more perverted way. Edited by - Brandon Iron on 2/11/2009 4:02:32 PM |
| drdoom Member 317 Posts 5/07 | It's the way she laughs about it after taking that last sloppy load... and her dirty talk was fantastic, the way she dissed Claudio Meloni for hogging her. At the end there's a fly hovering on the sticky mess over her face - a classic! I would have loved to pop one on her too! |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | I sat on what was supposed to be a dvd extra of Karina's for that movie for the longest time. It was put up on www.covermyface.com. If you are over 18 and confirm the same by e-mailing me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com, I will give out a 3 day pass to anyone who wants to check it out. Karina blows 6 guys and then swallows my load. Fun times, man. Fun times. |
| jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07 | I'm so glad the other girls flaked, because I didn't like the multiple girls in a scene. The best Baker's Dozen scenes were the ones with a solo girl. With more, there was always danger of my liking one and not another and the attention is drawn away from who I really wanted to see. I haven't seen all the volumes, but #9 was definitely my favorite with #5 right behind that. Oh, and Brandon, I'll shoot you my info for that thing you mentioned a few weeks back in another thread in the next couple days. Thanks, man! Edited by - jrsl76 on 2/11/2009 7:42:38 PM |
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| gf041 Member 291 Posts 5/08 | It was definately our gain that the other 2 girls flaked because sometimes when there's 2 or 3 girls there is a good chance one of the girls is not to your liking and will sometime ruin the scene for me. But in this case, its all Karina for all 20 or 21 facials (I always lose count). Also, Brandon was the fucking planned or was Karina just so horny that she wanted to get fucked again by some of the guys outside. I always wondered that cause it seemed like she got so caught up in the moment being surrounded by all those guys that she wanted more cock. It's so funny how they keep following her around trying to fuck her, and a couple of guys try but don't quite get her. Damn shame that she's gone, though at least she left us with this memorable scene. |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | |
| ifeigawa Deactivated User 1 Posts 2/09 | I bought all your bakers dozen movies, Missy Monroe in Bakers Dozen 2 blow my brains out! And i saw a couple of scenes from covermyface.com, Belle Bond last scene was great, Nikki Flame scene is really cool, she dont look like she is enjoying, but hey, we cant ask for all!. The Chelsie Rae scene from Spermcocktail is really great, what a mess!... You should do something with Alexia Sky, she is cute :D I hope soon i can suscribe to your sites. Keep it cumming. Edited by - ifeigawa on 2/19/2009 3:31:06 PM |
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| purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07 | I just caught her recently taking Richard Mann in Abominable Blackman #12 and the pretty nasty Black Owned #3 (Jules Jordan as his best) where she does a steaming DP with Justin Long and another brutha. Fab stuff but now she needs to go to the next level of depravity! A no hold barred Blowbang followed by an outrageous bukkaki. Make it happen Lord Iron!!! You have the power! Cannot wait for the spermcocktail scene as an appetizer! This girl was made for your unique vision! |
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| purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07 | I'm also spreading the word here amongst my porn buddies (male and female) so we are slowly building fan club! Just wish it was easier to get your DVDs here. We have supermarket sized Adult stores here where I live in Frankfurt but only re-badged stuff from certain American producer available. As for downloading off websites. Sure I do this but on your own site, I'm only really into the Baker's Dozen style facials. The cum swallowing stuff doesn't float my boat as much. Personal taste I guess. Keep up the good work though! You are a Porn God in my eyes! |
| gf041 Member 291 Posts 5/08 | |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | gf041: I'll keep trying but in the meantime, I shot Ami Emerson yesterday. Pics at the blog: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron I'm in love with Ami. Porno love is much deeper than puppy love but falls short of actually-making-a-meaningful-commitment love. We have a deep, ongoing relationship.....in my head. |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Just curious, did you shoot her on a trip to Canada, or is she trying her luck in porn valley? (I tried googling her but all I could find was some Aussie reality TV star with the same name.) |
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