I saw some similar topics started ages ago and they simply died, which is surprising because there is so much content to discuss!
In this thread, please describe as much as possible about dialogue in porn movies that you really like, or found funny, or crazy, etc. You can also post scenes your a looking for or trying to identify. Come on forum, don't let me down!
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ilovedebbyryan Deactivated User
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Posted - Apr 19 2020 : 4:23PM
I have a lot I'll post, but here are some to get things started:
1. Probably the most iconic quote in porn history is the now memed I poop from there scene in Young and Anal 15 with Melissa Ashley (Anne Harlow) and Buck Adams. Buck is about to fuck Melissa in the ass:
Melissa: What are you going to do to me now mister? Buck: I want to lay back on this table Melissa: Yeah Buck: Put your little legs in the air and I'm going to stick this up your ass Melissa: But I poop from there Buck: Not right now you don't Melissa: Is it going to hurt? Buck: Nah
It hurts lol
This a great scene in general. They have Melissa all dolled up and innocent looking with locks and ribbons in her hair. It's really excellent.
A couple gems from Planet Max 10 with Catalina and Kinky (Rebekah Jordan):
1. Max fucking Kinky in ass from behind while standing, takes it out and has her turn around:
Max:You know where my cock just was, right? Kinky: Mmmhmm Max: It was right up your ass Kinky: Yeah Max: I'm going to put it directly in your mouth
2. Max sitting on couch fucking Catalina in ass reverse-cowgirl
Max: How does that cock taste? Kinky: Let me taste it, and I'll tell you ass-to-mouth occurs Kinky: His cock tastes so good with her butt juice, mmmm
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ilovedebbyryan Deactivated User
56 Posts 7/14
Posted - Apr 19 2020 : 5:16PM
More from Planet Max 10:
3. Still Max on couch with Catalina reverse cowgirl anal and Kinky on her knees between their legs:
Max: We're gonna have to show her how to throatfuck
Catalina: Yeah, we're gonna have to show her how to throatfuck
A few moments later
Kinky: Do you guys throatfuck?
Catalina: What?
Kinky: I've never done that before
Max: We'll show you how
Kinky: Yeah?
Max: You wanna learn how to throatfuck?
Kinky: Yeah, okay
Max: Good
Max: Catalina's an expert, tell us about it Catalina
Catalina: Yeah, I know how to throatfuck really good
Kinky: So, will you show me how to throatfuck?
Catalina: Yeah I'll show you how to throatfuck
Kinky: Cool
Catalina: You'll be really popular
Kinky: I hope so
Catalina: I usually do it on the first date
Kinky: All the time?
Catalina: All the time
Kinky: Wow
Catalina: After a guy fucks me in the ass, I let him throatfuck me
Kinky: That sounds like so much fun
Catalina: You wanna see?
Kinky: Yeah, okay
Catalina: He's gonna throatfuck me
Kinky: Okay
Kinky proceeds to A2M here
Max: Jam it down your throat, that's it jam it down your throat.
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ilovedebbyryan Deactivated User
56 Posts 7/14
Posted - Apr 19 2020 : 5:22PM
Jersey Jaxin in Teen Idols:
1. Not really a quote per-se, but fucking great
Jersey on her knees between two dudes. Starts singing a song (Bittersweet Memories) and mid verse the dude shoves his cock in her mouth, "gluck, gluck, gluck"
Awesome
2. Later in the same scene they make Jersey call her boyfriend (I don't care if it's fake). Jersey is on the phone with 2 cocks in her face:
Jersey: I miss you too baby
Dude: Tell him your eating
Jersey: What? I'm eating
Dude: Having a cocktail
Jersey: I'm having a cock tale, yeah. I gotta go, I gotta go:
Dick shoved in her mouth.
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ilovedebbyryan Deactivated User
56 Posts 7/14
Posted - Apr 19 2020 : 6:11PM
Cat Morris Facial Abuse
IDK how those Facial Abuse guys sleep at night!
This one is a classic
Background: earlier in the film they coax out of her that she is doing porn because her mom committed suicide and she didn't want to burden her dad. There's so much staged stuff in porn, but these guys are so uncaring, I think this is the real deal.
1.
Guy: Do you think your dad will secretly watch this video in the basebent?
Cat: Probably
2.
Guy: Have you ever licked asshole before
Cat: Yes
Guy: Who?
Cat: My boyfriend.
Guy: How was it?
Cat: Pretty awesome
Guy: I'm not sure licking a man's asshole is awesome, but whatever
3. Cat on her back and has been getting pummeled in the throat for a while. They won't let her "take the head" out of her mouth and she complies. She's choking and gagging and barfing all with the dick staying in her mouth and gasping for air when she can.
Guy: Look at you, what's the matter with you girl? Are you too stupid?
Cat Nods
Guy: Say it
Cat (with still in her mouth): I'm too stupid
Guy: Congratulations, you are too stupid to suck a cock
4. Later, same position.
Guy: Do you think your mommy is looking down on you from heaven right now?
Cat no response, looking camera.
Guy: Look what my daughter has become, a fuck socket.
I openly admit that I feel guilty for loving this scene so much.
Edited by - ilovedebbyryan on 4/19/2020 6:13:10 PM
Edited by - ilovedebbyryan on 4/19/2020 6:14:10 PM
There's a 2001 title called "Kamy's 19th Birthday Gangbang." It's a great movie and a great gangbang and Kamy looks great in it. The sex is hot too. About midway through the movie Kamy is standing on a table after a session of blowjobs and vaginal sex and she asks "So who wants to fuck me in the ass?" Kamy bends over and one of the guys says "That's a happy birthday ass if I ever seen one." [sic]
Sorry to nitpick, but you mean Anne Howe, not Ann Harlow. I've never noticed this line before so I went back and re watched the scene. "But I poop from there." Gawd that's funny.
I remember seeing a video a loooong time ago. I have no idea who was in it or what the title was. It was a VHS that a friend had. There was a scene where the guy is going to fuck the woman in the ass and she asks "but won't it hurt?" The guy answers "It will, but it's okay because it'll only hurt you."
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ilovedebbyryan Deactivated User
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Posted - Apr 20 2020 : 4:14PM
Ha! I had never seen that one, remarkably. Nice find!
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ilovedebbyryan Deactivated User
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Posted - Apr 20 2020 : 4:17PM
Harlow, hahaha. I guess I was busy thinking about all the shit I was about to write. The Max/Anne Harlow scene is good too though. She almost quits when he is pissing down her throat, but she pulls through.
At the end of RLD Gang Bang 2, the director tells Ashley Long: "Ya still got some on your cheek". In her lovely British accent, Ashley tells him; "You wanna lick it off?"
One of the first porno movie I ever saw--have no idea what the name was, but it was one of those xxx movies I saw in a theater around 1982 with a couple of my buds. A group of guys and girls were on a boat and itt was obviously heavily dubbed. Once they got around to the fucking, one guy told a girl "Take my socks off, too!" We laughed our asses off!!
For years after that we used that line whenever something was fucked up. Instead of saying something like "Fuck it!" We'd say- "Well, take my socks off, too!!"
I have no idea why that was so funny to us, but it was!!
