Best Title Of All Time

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threadman80 Member 130 Posts 10/07	Posted - Sep 6 2013 : 1:42PM It seems the title to movies and series have been crazier and crazier over the years. Do you have a particular favorite? I'm going to lay the proverbial gauntlet down, and say that nothing is better than "One In The Pink, One In The Stink" It really doesn't get better or worse than that. But feel free to suggest. [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Sep 6 2013 : 2:07PM Wanna Fuck My Daughter Gotta Fuck Me First [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 6 2013 : 2:17PM Baker's Dozen / A Good Source of Iron [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 6 2013 : 2:20PM Sorry, I just re-read your post & realised that you're talking about film titles rather than quality of the movie (doh). In which case, can I suggest another Brandon Iron series: Intensities In Ten Cities. Brilliant play on words. [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Sep 6 2013 : 2:38PM ^Speaking of play on words, there was this one, set in an auto repair shop: Wrecked 'Em [Link]

horndogger Deactivated User 229 Posts 8/04	Posted - Sep 6 2013 : 9:06PM "Anal Fudge Packers Union" [Link]
Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 1:54PM N00dlesDaddy wrote: Sorry, I just re-read your post & realised that you're talking about film titles rather than quality of the movie (doh). In which case, can I suggest another Brandon Iron series: Intensities In Ten Cities. Brilliant play on words. Click to expand Haha....thanks! I swear that was my favorite thing I did at the time, especially volume 2. Going to 10 different places and shooting was the best combination of guerilla shooting and good times. Loved every minute of it but it didn't sell well at all. Never understood why as it gave you a vacation and some decent sex. The dvd extras were cool, too, featuring some local sites. Loved shooting Sylvia Lancome and Toni Ribas in Barcelona as well as Jasmine Byrne and Jazz Duro on Lanzarote in the Canary Islands. Fun, good times! [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 1:57PM Weapons of Ass Destruction and Assacre aren't bad [Link]
JigglyBoobs Senior Member 1614 Posts 3/12	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 4:21PM I quite liked "Fast Times at Deep Crack High" [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 4:52PM I like titles that are plays on words, overly explicit, or just plain daft. None of these would probably be considered 'Best Ever' but they do make me smile and snigger: 'Internal Damnation' 'Cum Fart Cocktails' 'One In The Pink, One In the Stink' 'Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth' 'Top Bottoms' 'The Spit & the Speculum' 'Crack Fuckers' 'Lex the Impaler' 'Prince the Penetrator' 'Pump My Ass Full of Cum' 'What The Fuck! Big Tits, Bitches and Ass!' 'Anal Inferno' 'Fucked On Sight' 'Crack Her Jack' [Link]
JigglyBoobs Senior Member 1614 Posts 3/12	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 5:00PM ^ On the subject of overly explicit ones, how about the "Cumshitters" series? [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 5:02PM ^ LMFAO that's exactly the sort of thing I mean . That was one of Manuel Ferrara's directorial series wasn't it? I remember having one of them a long time ago, pre-HD. [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 13 2013 : 6:03PM Wasn't there a Rob Black outing called 'Fuck My Dirty Shithole'? If that isn't the most porno title of all time I don't know what is. [Link]
aclayfan All-Star Member 5059 Posts 8/11	Posted - Sep 14 2013 : 9:18AM Romancing the Bone [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - Sep 14 2013 : 9:30PM LCF wrote: Weapons of Ass Destruction Click to expand That would've been my answer too. The first one was set to be the next in the Ass Worship series, but obviously, given the general slogan going about at the time, it was one of the best zeitgeist-y, opportunistic name changes imaginable. [Link]

pudknock Member A comfortable distance 499 Posts 7/06	Posted - Sep 14 2013 : 10:49PM [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - Sep 14 2013 : 11:02PM ^Title may be amusing, but Devil's Films' "...Indian" releases are some of the most fucktarded things I've ever come across in porn. Like above for example, paying for A-list, non-Indian stars (Madison Parker in this instance), and giving them random Indian-sounding aliases, thus undermining their own concept AND potential sales to fans of the performers, who aren't aware that "Maya Nisha" for example, is actually their favourite porn star who they follow through every release. Dumb. As. Fuck. [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 5:46AM Feeding Frenzy, without a doubt. [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 8:49AM Also, can add: The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels and Semen as a full title touched by genius. And, I Was 18, 50 Years Ago for a granny-fucking title that always gets me. [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 8:51AM ^ LMAO, awesome titles. Hats off to the people who thought those up. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 10:01AM Is this thread for Best titles, or funniest titles? That's not necessarily the same thing. And we already have a pretty good thread for funniest titles: Funniest porn title? [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 12:10PM ^Oh yeah, I contributed one of the same answers I used here on that thread here too. I do think that there's a distinction in essence between "best" and "funniest", but in the context of porn,I feel that on the majority of cases, it just happens to be that the best titles are the funniest ones. I'm sure that this thread should stay open if people can think of quality, clever titles that aren't particularly amusing (if such a thing exists in porn). [Link]
Goldstein All-Star Member "You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 12:26PM "Me Luv U Long Time" Great use of an actual expression the hookers used soliciting American GIs in Southeast Asia. [Link]
smurftrapper Member 124 Posts 9/09	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 1:46PM I am going to start filming an anal series. Deviated Rectums. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out! [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 1:52PM It's not a series just one movie but Lisa Ann's Bases Loaded is good too especially because each scene is a foursome MMMF Also an old Feature: FLESH Gordon Dubious_Leftovers wrote: ^Title may be amusing, but Devil's Films' "...Indian" releases are some of the most fucktarded things I've ever come across in porn. Like above for example, paying for A-list, non-Indian stars (Madison Parker in this instance), and giving them random Indian-sounding aliases, thus undermining their own concept AND potential sales to fans of the performers, who aren't aware that "Maya Nisha" for example, is actually their favourite porn star who they follow through every release. Dumb. As. Fuck. Click to expand So true I missed one of the very few anals performed by India Summer it was her second and she did only three in three years , how the hell would I know she was "Shweta"? Edited by - LCF on 9/15/2013 2:03:16 PM [Link]

Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 3:47PM Double post... Edited by - dutchgangbangboys on 9/15/2013 4:58:56 PM Edited by - dutchgangbangboys on 9/15/2013 4:59:47 PM [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 4:57PM ^As if India Summer would need an Indian nickname! [Link]
Piston Honda Member Obsessed 107 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 15 2013 : 6:11PM "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes" [Link]
bellend Deactivated User 570 Posts 9/09	Posted - Sep 16 2013 : 2:28AM Not a fan of the series itself but the name "Praise the Load" is awesome! [Link]
Dan Senior Member 2056 Posts 6/07	Posted - Sep 16 2013 : 8:39AM ^ I'd say that a good porn title needs to have at least two elements. It needs to suggest the main sexual theme of the film, and it needs to suggest that this sex is good in some way. Because this is the information porn fans are looking for when they are choosing a movie. Porn fans also want to see attractive women, but this they can usually see in the pictures on the cover. Saying something about the looks of the women in the title makes sense, when the women are especially selected in some way. Such as in a big tit movie, where all women have big tits. Or a big ass movie, where all women have big asses. The 'Big Wet Asses' title for example suggests that anal sex as the main theme of the film, because the word 'Asses' is usually associated with anal sex in porn. And the word 'Wet' suggests sexual excitement and enjoyment, because women often get wet when they get truly and fully sexually excited. And the word 'Big' suggests that the women are attractive for anal porn fans, because anal porn fans usually like big asses more than the smaller asses. A good porn title needs to be good enough to inform the viewer about what to expect in the film. Or else it's a useless kind of goodness that wastes your time and doesn't help you to choose the kind of porn film that you want to see. [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 16 2013 : 1:43PM Ben Dover was always pretty nifty with a title. 'Ready, Steady, Cock!', 'Fancy An Indian?' and 'Anal Spunkfest' are a few of my faves from the erstwhile Mr Perry. [Link]
JigglyBoobs Senior Member 1614 Posts 3/12	Posted - Sep 16 2013 : 1:56PM ^ How could I have forgotten about Ben Dover?! He also had "Royal Reamers" and "Ben In Black". smurftrapper wrote: I am going to start filming an anal series. Deviated Rectums. Click to expand Reminds me of the "Riveted Rectums" series. [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 16 2013 : 4:17PM Ben Dover as a name itself is brilliant especially because Perry is British , you have the Big BEN , the white cliffs of DOVER both a symbol of England and of course to BEND OVER as a position for sex. Genius pure Genius [Link]
BumBum Member 395 Posts 1/07	Posted - Sep 16 2013 : 4:46PM I'm still gonna go with "Anal Asses". I actually started a thread about that a while back. I'd post the link if I knew how. [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 17 2013 : 2:18AM LCF wrote: Ben Dover as a name itself is brilliant especially because Perry is British , you have the Big BEN , the white cliffs of DOVER both a symbol of England and of course to BEND OVER as a position for sex. Genius pure Genius Click to expand Neil Down - the poor man's Ben Dover. [Link]

jbull Member 101 Posts 2/09	Posted - Sep 17 2013 : 2:10PM kind of off the topic,saw cartoon in playboy 40 years ago,courtroom scene,judge,defense lawyer,judge miffed,storming out of courtroom,lawyer saying some s##t. movie title was thus; 'Horny Pictures Presents,Suzie Spreadlegs and Tool O'Toole in Genitals Prefer Blondes '.... after these many years still chuckle at that title and the stars names [Link]
Brandon Lee Harrington New Member 4 Posts 6/11	Posted - Sep 28 2013 : 9:29PM "Anal Blitzkrieg" "Ass Gangsters" "Stop my ass is on fire!" The last makes me laugh to this day and I saw it for the first time like 10 years ago. Theres even a large stop sign on the cover for added effect on some of the titles in the series. Give me head till im dead [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Sep 29 2013 : 7:01AM "Stop my ass is on fire!" LMFAO this still has me in stitches . [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Sep 29 2013 : 7:22AM 'My Ass Is On Fire', lest we forget, is also a track on Mr Bungle's eponymous 1990 debut album, which also features the classic 'Girls of Porn'. Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, where have you been?? Check it out. [Link]