I am curious, is there any porn based on biblical stories? I mean, there is a lot of potential for this:

New Testament:

-- "Virgin" (ha, ha) Mary in a DP between the Holy Ghost and the Roman soldier Pantera (who according to Jewish legend was the father of Jesus), then convincing Joseph with a sloppy blowjob to marry her.

-- The wedding at Cana, quickly developing into a general orgy, after Jesus turned water into wine.

-- Jesus and the apostles gangbanging Mary Magdalene at The Last Gangbang.

Or from the Old Testament:

-- Samson and Delilah.

-- David and Batsheba.

-- Sodom...

Maybe this is a no-no even with the tough porners, perhaps scared of upsetting the religious right in the USA? Any amount of gagging, gaping and puking is probably less shocking to a lot of people than the Holy Mother of Our Lord Jesus Christ having vanilla sex with the Holy Ghost. Or Jesus porking Mary Magdalene.

I am sure there is some young porngirl willing to be taught to scream "Oohh, fuck me harder with your big dick!" in Aramaic or Koine Greek.

Yeah, and Paul Thomas could be in this movie too.

(Having studied Biblical studies in university a couple of years ago, this was the kind of thing I thought about, as a form of mental relief, when annoyed enough with some of the religious types in the same courses... I actually proposed it to someone I was in the mood to upset.)

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