ETA: Are hers natural? I can't tell now that I think about it.
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| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 |  Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 7:39PMOK, who can think of recent pornstars with the largest natural breasts that still can pass the "pencil test"? My nominee would be April Flowers. EDIT: Actually this sounds like a GREAT theme for a video series. Start them out in street clothes. After the interview etc, the girls would have to remove their blouse, remove their bra... then they open a box of standard yellow No.2 pencils, from which she draws one to use for the test, then the moment of truth... If she passes, she gets to do the scene. What would be cool is if the outtakes at the end of the DVD showed the girls who failed. Edited by - Breetai on Aug 17 2007 [Link] |
Savoy  All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 8:12PM ETA: Are hers natural? I can't tell now that I think about it. Edited by - Savoy on 8/17/2007 8:13:00 PM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 8:38PM http://content.imagesocket.com/images/pic0097f9.jpg Don't look real to me. Edited by - Breetai on 8/18/2007 4:47:04 PM [Link] |
| Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 8:48PM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 12:32AM Most 18-year old C-cups probably don't pass it... and I'm guessing a lot of 25 year old B-cups don't either. It's a tough test!! This is why I'm really starting to think it would make for a great video series... there are sooooo few girls in porn with naturally super-perky tits that aren't simply flat (and there aren't many A-cups in porn anyway). And yet at the same time, perky tits are very attractive, so if a girl's got big B's or C's and can pass the pencil test, you know she's got some tits that have awesome shape (if not size)... she's probably got a hot, super-tight body in general (like April Flowers). [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 12:40AM Sasha Grey could pass. I never understood the importance of the pencil test anyway. Some of my favorite sets of breast don't have a shot in hell of passing. [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 12:50AM April Flowers, for comparison, is 34B-25-35 -- slightly bigger tits than Sasha Grey. (a 34B has bigger tits than a 32B even though the "cup size letters" are the same) I'd like to see some examples of natural C-cups that pass the test... [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 1:00AM Edited by - Savoy on 8/18/2007 1:03:06 AM [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 1:07AM  [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 1:15AM I agree that the same cup size indicates the same circumference measurement offset compared to the band size, but the VOLUME difference is not the same! Bust - band circumference is not proportional with breast volume, because volume is in three dimensions while circumference is in one dimension. You may have a point, though, that Sasha Grey's boobs may appear larger relative to her ribcage, compared to April Flowers'. But that doesn't change the fact that April's boobs are probably more voluminous (and heavy) than Sasha's, and thus her ability to pass a pencil test is all the more impressive -- April's tits are that much firmer. [Link] |
| Beetwo Member Finland 215 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:12AM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:39AM A quick google search shows her measurements are 34C-25-34. We have a new winner! I was ALMOST going to nominate Amy Reid, since she has extremely firm tits and 34DD-23-35 measurements, but then I found the following picture: http://girlsarenice.com/amyried/bubblebath/amyried-bubblebath25.htm ...and it's pretty clear that, despite having a pair of tits I would gladly fuck, they still wouldn't pass the pencil test. Edited by - Breetai on 8/18/2007 6:00:46 AM [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 12:05PM [Link] |
| Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 12:39PM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 12:41PM [Link] |
| popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 2:02PM "The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not. If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra." [Link] |
| poobah9 Member "Lovely to look upon, heaven to touch, a real damn shame they got to cost so much." 60 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 4:51PM Personally, I think it belongs in the same category as; "If you can piss and fart at the same time then you are gay". I love tits, all sizes and shapes. Let me play with them and I'm really happy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Don't piss down my neck an' then tell me it's rainin'." Edited by - poobah9 on 8/18/2007 4:56:26 PM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:10PM http://www.sexyfunpics.com/galleries/twistys/lela-star/shell-grant-you-3-wishes/lg/lelastarns995-blue_038.jpg [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:25PM [Link] |
| maccer Member 38 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:30PM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:47PM There was a Brett Butler joke about being able to hide a can of tunafish under each of her boobs. [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 5:54PM It doesn't involve holding up the arms at any point, so far as I know. The tradition is that a girl needs a bra if she fails the pencil test. Very few women can pass it. The larger her breasts are, the more firm they must be in order to pass it. So I would be impressed if there's a D-cup out there that can pass it -- she would have to have some extremely firm tits. Implants, of course, are cheating, in terms of firmness.I'm a breast man as well, and I love all shapes and sizes too! Actually I normally go for natural DD's -- my current favorite pair of tits are those of Jessica Moore, which are amazingly large and elastic and bounce everywhere when she's getting fucked. Jessica Moore couldn't pass a soda can test, let alone a pencil test, and I think she looks awesome. Some people seem to misunderstand, the point of this thread is not to put disparage women who can't pass the pencil test or to say they're unattractive. It's just to identify those few women who can pass it, and celebrate in particular those very, very few who have good sized breasts that pass the test because they're so firm and perky. A video series based on the pencil test would therefore have only girls with super-perky tits, which I think would be kind of cool, the same way video series that focus on natural-DD's are cool. [Link] |
| poobah9 Member "Lovely to look upon, heaven to touch, a real damn shame they got to cost so much." 60 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 6:24PM I can understand you not agreeing with my version of the "pencil test". For example one of the other posters gave a definition that was most likely a Google search, as about eight down is Urban dictionary, he even gave it as a link. It is essentially the same as the one you know. Now, I'm not trying to win an argument, or be a "know it all", but I will tell you what I do know. I don't know how long the pencil test has been around, but I learned about it in 1962. My girl friend demonstrated it to me as a result of an article she had in one of the women's magazines of the day, Redbook, I think. I read the article so I know what was there. If you think about it, or were there you'll know that bra less girls were few and far between in 1962. Beatniks and Hippies mostly, and they were not reading Redbook. Anyway, my girl friend passed, and at 60 she can still pass. Peace, and happy tit watching ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Don't piss down my neck an' then tell me it's rainin'." Edited by - poobah9 on 8/18/2007 6:27:57 PM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 7:01PM poobah9: OK, so the actual test as it appeared way back when, was less difficult, in that the breasts were tested with arms in the air. However, when I google the topic, every single description I can find does not mention the arms in the air. So, for the purposes of this thread, let's use the stricter arms-at-sides test, OK? Edited by - Breetai on 8/18/2007 7:10:25 PM [Link] |
| prfb Member 165 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 7:13PM And there other tests to measure degrees of pencil-failure? Magic Markers? Panatellas? Rolling Pins? And.... (drool)... I need the list of those who fail each of these other tests. Especially that Rolling Pin one. Please. Thank ya, thankya verruhmuch... [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 10:12PM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 1:21AM But I really doubt that Jenna Jameson, or Tera Patrick, or many other girls with great natural tits, actually benefited by getting implants. And there ought to be a law against girls with naturally perky tits getting implants. [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 5:38AM What happens to the girls who don't pass the pencil test? What action do they need to take? What I guess I am getting to is that perhaps whacko ideas like the "pencil test" that you're so fond of, and fans like you who not only want girls to have large tits but also gravity defying ones create pressure, unrealistic expectations and uncertainty where it needn't exist - in the minds of perfectly lovely women. Just saying. [Link] |
| prfb Member 165 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 10:39AM Christy Canyon - one of the greats - but "perky"?? c'mon! Naturally sagging, drooping, swaying tits like the kind the girl next door is ashamed of: where's OUR niche series, eh? You can get Gianormous, you can get Perky, if you look hard enough (per this thread) you can even find Breetai's orginal request: Great Big Pointy Ones. But natural tits that point at the floor? Fugeddabadit! If by some miracle one of the videographic genusii that shoot porn DO find such a woman, you can bet your left boot they'll lock her into some lacy Frederick's flopper stopper through the whole scene. Feh! [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 10:51AM [Link] |
| prfb Member 165 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 11:49PM Isn't it strange, though, that for all the different tastes expressed on the thread, we all seem to be saying that it is the products of Mother Nature we are looking for, not those of Dr. DuPont? Yet the studios keep churning out mountains of inflatable interchangeable Barbie Bimbette tripe, and the poor girls are prevailed upon to mutilate themselves "for the fans." Do the studios ever actually LISTEN to the fans, I wonder? [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Sep 7 2007 : 1:46AM Anyways, the appearance of youth is valued in women, and perhaps the first thing to go on a girl is the firmness in her tits -- I'm not putting normal girls down, but any girl who reaches her 20's with perky tits that aren't simply flat, is in a very small group of women. [Link] |
| budtugley Senior Member One man's trash can be the next man's treasure. 1187 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Sep 7 2007 : 6:00PM Edited by - budtugley on 9/7/2007 6:02:01 PM [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Sep 8 2007 : 8:47PM Karina Kay is listed at either 36-28-37 or 36-28-38 -- and I'm assuming she's a C-cup. Looks to me like she'd pass the pencil test, or it would be a close fail. Naudia Marie is listed as a 32C on IAFD... but they look bigger to me... and she's 5'6" so it's not an optical illusion. VERY firm tits and visible abs. Negatives are she needs some dental work, and she seems to enjoy sex on camera even less than Amy Reid. Edited by - Breetai on 9/14/2007 2:27:41 AM [Link] |
| Guam Member 613 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Sep 14 2007 : 3:33PM Edited by - hardware on 9/14/2007 6:55:58 PM [Link] |
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| Redondo5 Member 150 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Sep 23 2007 : 8:25PM New cummer with some great firm stick on tits http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Italia%20Christie [Link] |
| Dude Love Member 80 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Sep 26 2007 : 4:54AM Sativa Rose. She rocks my socks off. [Link] |
| Breetai Deactivated User 154 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 11:24AM Unfortunately she's possibly the most disinterested girl ever to work in porn -- the bored looks on her face whenever a guy is getting ready to give her a facial leave nothing to the imagination, and she groans in disgust whenever a guy is fucking her. At least Brooke Banner in her early career was interesting to watch because she was so bitchy and not faking how unimpressed she was with the experience. Aspen Stevens just comes across like she's got a shallow vagina and finds porn sex as pleasurable as a root canal. I'm curious if anyone knows of her doing a scene where she's actually into the sex. [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 5:37PM [Link] |
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| spigstar Member 53 Posts 6/08 | Posted - Jun 9 2008 : 2:31PM Allie sin def would pass the test, but i like boobies that drop a little myself. [Link] |
| Wiseass formerly known as Member 94 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jun 9 2008 : 8:59PM Still, nice tits. I like the light colored areolas as well. [Link] |
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