I just got done reviewing this movie and I must say I was impressed. I'm not much for plotted porn but this one had a pretty good storyline and the principles carred off their roles well. Besides Ariana we get great starring turns from Mickey G. and Ashley Blue who turns into an instrument of destruction after a hot makeout session with Ariana!! We get two scenes each from Ariana and Ashley and Jasmine Lynn has a fine scene with Ted Hunter and Ben Brat of which you get two versions, a longer one is included on the extras disc. So here's another hot title featuring my newbie of the year Ariana Jollee!! Great job Charley Crow and the fine folks at Evolution!!
I am sick and tired of people saying "it has a good story line". THIS IS A PORN MOVIE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! GET TO THE FUCKING ALREADY!!! If you watch a porn movie for the "story", you have major issues.
Well sir I just said I'm not much for plotted porn,lol. However, this movie has one so I discussed it in my review. I too an anxious to see the sex after all that's why I'm watching!! If I have to watch a little story and hear some dialogue in order to watch Ariana work then I will gladly do that becasue she will make it all worth it when she swallows that first cock!!
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DenverDon Benevolent
Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02
Posted - Dec 13 2003 : 10:45PM
SergeantD,
There are many genres of porn that are presented. Not everything has to 'get to the fucking' already. You don't want story, then choose something else, but don't slam those that might enjoy a little plot.
I guess you'll just have to get over it. No one's forcing it down your throat. There's certainly more than plenty of porn out there to satisfy your lack-of-story requirement.
I for one appreciate a CONTEXT with my sex on occasion. That said, I respect your point of view. You would do well to respect Bono's and just pass threads like this by.
I don't think a person has major issues if they want to see a fantasy played out on video. However, if you just want to get to the fucking you should check out Zero Tolerance. No bullshit, just fucking and no false pretenses. The interviews are done by the time you lube up your cock. Zero Tolerance is putting out some kick ass stuff for the raincoaters.
I will never understand why because someone goes screaming that plotted porn sucks, it means inmediatly that all raincoaters hate it. I see myself as a raincoater and at the same time I could use some mindless hardcore sex with CONTEXT. ...I would love for some gonzo director to think out of the box and make a video for raincoaters where in each scene he bothers to give a reason why those people are fucking. ..For some raincoaters Just to see a girl naked is not enough, you know! ..I'm sorry for the off topic little rant
Hey, not only do I have Major Issues, but that old fart General Concerns is hanging around as well.
Sorry, I can't resist when they come in slow over the middle of the plate. Chill, dude. Like my pals said, if you don't like it, don't watch, but "it's a free country" is a two-way street, don'tcha know. You wouldn't appreciate it if the plot lovers got in your face about raincoater porn.
IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02
Posted - Dec 14 2003 : 12:23PM
(No Walter, don't do it. No Walter. No! NO!! NOOOO!!!...)
Porn isn't incompatible with story; it is however pretty incompatible with classical plot structures. Maybe it is time porn developed some plot structures of its own. (OK, Walter, since you have started this. Hasn't this already happened? Look around, Walter, look around.)
Context is nice, but hardly narrational in nature. Situations are. Long live 'situation porn', using contexts with a high degree of verisimilitude.
Where is Lazerus when you need him.
KimiLixx said: "I just like something to keep my mouth wet and busy." (Hmmmm... too easy.)