Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02
Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 10:53AM
When your own mother asks you if you've heard about the new fad of bleaching your asshole with the intent of making it lighter, you realize that it's going to be a fairly bizarre day. So, are people out there really bleaching their cornholes? Seems like I heard Lara Flynn Boyle did this.
Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital 455 Posts 1/04
Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 10:58AM
I can see this happening with photoshop or picture touchups but bleaching? I must be out of it cuz last time I checked people only used bleach to do their laundry and sometimes on the top of their head. If anything they would use what Michael Jackson used to lighten his skin and I thought that was some oral drug?
Oh, jeez, a couple of months ago a girl was in chat asking about how to bleach it.
First, it's hard to understand why anyone would be so nitpicky and unhappy with their body as to think that absolutely every part of it needs to be changed in some way in order to measure up. Why do we keep raising the bar in this pointless way? It's an asshole. It should be okay for it to look like an asshole.
Second, she was convinced that the reason the area is a little brown is because it is permanently stained with shit! I have to wonder where she got that idea.
Third - real bleach is dangerous, as in really dangerous and you have to wonder what kind of crazy thing some desperate soul is going to try, thinking that their asshole, of all things, is inadequate.
So, that's what they mean by 'lighten up, asshole.'I know Walter thinks this is God's own truth (just look at his Mystery Babe series ) but, frankly, they all look pretty much the same to me.
I shudder to think of what background and security testing would be like if this had been chosen as identification. Lets thank God they picked fingerprints for biometrics...
I remember a reference in AVN to the AEE show in Vegas: "...hell, the guys here can tell these girls apart by looking at their ass holes..." or words to that effect.
Standing upright. You just want me to send you a picture, don'cha?
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DenverDon Benevolent
Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02
Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 3:16PM
I'm wondering how you saw it and that it was in the 8 o'clock position. I have never looked in the mirror to see what my bunghole looks like. It works, and that's good enough.
LOL! Yes, I really have turned my head and looked over my shoulder into the mirror. A little arch and twist of the spine--it's not that tough for a yoga teacher. By left side, I mean my proper left, for those of you who just gotta have the details. In the reflected image, it's on the right side at 4 o'clock. But if you were standing behind me looking at my butt, you'd see it on the left at 8 o'clock.
Oh YG, your comments are making my crotch tingle! I'd like to see just how cute that little mole is myself...
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AlexPanzer Deactivated User
1593 Posts 6/03
Posted - Apr 9 2004 : 11:44AM
I always wondered why people have brownish assholes, my first "theory" was that people dont know how to wipe their asses, second "theory" was and still is that simply sun doesn't shine there.
Well they don't call them browneyes for nothing! Being the sex freak I am, I've seen my fair share of buttholes in my time and they each have their own personalities. Some have a brown shade to them while others have a pinkish hue and some don't have any color at all. But one thing is certain: they all have the potential of being extremely sexually satisfying to both partners if used correctally.
Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 10:53AM
