There's a few things that I find annoying in blowjob techniques that I've seen :
1) When the guy is sitting down on the couch, cock upright, and the girl comes in from the side and does the blowjob sucking down on the cock. I much prefer it when the guy is standing up, and the girl is kneeling down, giving good eye contact while sucking on the cock.
2) When the girl has her hands all over the cock. I much prefer it when the girl sucks the cock with no hands.
3) When the girl is lying down on her back, head over the back of the couch, looking backwards. I know a lot of throat gagging DVDs use this technique. I guess it's easier for the girl to deep throat the cock this way. I like deep throating, but I much prefer it when the girl is kneeling down, or lying on her stomach, so she gives good eye contact during the blowjob.
4) When the camera is shooting up from below, so all you see is the girl's chin.
I'm with you on your first point, and DEFINITELY with you on your second.
I prefer male standing, female kneeling blowjobs, and I HATE the girl giving hand jobs with her mouth on the end of the dick and calling that a blow job. Love hands free sucking, and not this incessant hand jerking and pumping with occasional mouth love thrown in.
I don't care whether the guy is standing or sitting, as long as the BJ is POV and there is plenty of eye contact.I like it when hands and mouth are used continuously.I hate throat gagging and this style of BJ. They are completely pointless. I even tried this and it doesn't feel as good.I agree completely. I think all BJs should be shot in a POV style. I especially dislike when "POV" guys hold the camera in a non-POV angle.
My number one pet peeve in BJ DVDs these days is quacking.
There will never be a universally liked BJ movie because viewers have such strong and differing preferences. In my opinion, directors should make DVDs that appeal to one of the preferences. This would be better than attempting to please all viewers and pleasing none.
I love it when the chick is on the couch and she comes in from the side, especially when she is curvaceous (see Memphis Monroe in Strip Tease Then Fuck 7). It presents some great camera angles for checking out those beautiful curves while still getting the benefits of watching a beautiful woman do her thing.
ew ew ew i hate it when girls like curl their lips in and give a weird gum job things... so not sexy. i love riley mason but she is definately guilty of this heinous crime. :(
Yeah I like when girls use both their hands and mouths that's hot to see. I also like to see it when the dude is sitting down and she's bent over leaned over beside him and giving head while facing the camera = superhot.
I hate it when girls use the "all hand, no mouth" technique -- hand stroking up and down the shaft with the cock head more or less "resting" in her mouth. Aurora Snow did this a lot.
I'm talking about WATCHING professionals give blow jobs, for my entertainment dollar, not me getting one.
As far as GETTING one, I'm pretty much on the same page as you. Basically, if my dick is unsheathed in the same room with a willing, adult, human, female, and is allowed to get anywhere near her body, and the authorities haven't been summoned, I'm pretty happy with just about anything that will happen.
But you already knew that.
Smile.
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Posted - Nov 26 2006 : 3:26PM
Dana DeArmond wrote:Yes!!! I know exactly what you are talking about and it annoys me as well. Jada Fire does this and it gets on my nerves. Its especially frustrating when a girl with nice, thick lips does it because it obscures her best feature -- those lucious BJ lips!!!
Kyber writes:
I don't mind this angle as long as it is NOT shot in POV and you can see the girls body while she is doing it. It can look really nice if she arches her back and sticks out her butt during the action.
However, the entire BJ should not be shot this way. This position should only be a segue to a more permanent shot where she is facing the guy in POV or semi-POV.
Mostly agree. I prefer little or no hands. What I like to see most in BJs is the girls lips sliding down the shaft while she gives eye contact. I don't mind a little hand action near the end of the scene if the girl wants to expedite cumming. I can also tolerate it as long as the hand is waay down at the end of the shaft and the pumping action stays there. I completely dislike what starlets like Jenna Haze do -- which is a constant pump that goes over the entire shaft and hides the lips.
But the best moments are the no-hands glides down the shaft with full puckered lips and constant eye contact.Yes. This is the absolute WORST position to film a BJ. You should always be able to see the girls face clearly during a BJ and this shot violates that rule at the most fundamental level.I don't like these shots either unless the girl has big tits and those are in the shot while she is sucking. Even then, I can only tolerate a few moments of this camera angle.
In general, I find myself in agreement with Walter on BJs. I want mostly POV (or POV-like) shots with eye contact and no gagging/gacking.
I'd be willing to sacrifice seeing her hands on the dick, the day they abolish the "jerk to pop".The only time I enjoy this perspective, is the rare occassion it captures the impression of the cock, sliding in and out along the underside of her throat.
Hi Dana, I agree with you on both topics, I love Riley Mason too, and she definately does that gum job thing (perfect description of that by the way) that really annoys me big time. I've seen so many of her flicks, and she does it in all of the movies I've seen. I'm not sure if she has a smaller mouth so she has a hard time getting those big dicks into it or what. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers though, or for giving me a gum job BJ. You've got a great BJ technique Dana, so maybe you can give her some tips!
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Posted - Nov 28 2006 : 12:21AM
Edited by - the unknown pervert on 11/28/2006 12:23:43 AM
khyber, I agree with all your points. I like to see blowjobs where the girl does not use her hands and gives good eye contact, otherwise I just fast forward past them.
Eye contact is definately very important. That's why I like stuff like GGG because the eye contact is quite constant. I also hate handjobs where the girl has her whole hand over the cock so you can't see anything. Plus the fact that they take really short, quick drags from the cock, instead of sucking it deep and slow.
I don't care about the position of the BJ, just as long as the bj ends with the girl getting the guy off using her mouth, hands, armpit, feet, hair or whatever part of her body she chooses.....just as long as it's SHE who gets the talent off.
NO MORE WHACKING OFF TO CUM guys! If I wanted to see a guy whack off, I'd do it in front of the mirror myself for free.
This was termed 'Cheater's Head' by the great Hyapatia Lee.
Khyber Im glad you started this topic as I was thinking about doing one similar but I'll state my comment here:
I hate when the girl uses too much spit-mix-in to compensate for the dude's lack of cum. I hate that. This is why I still refer to Little Oral Annie when it comes to bjs. She did it just right. Whatever the guy dispenses from the tip of his dick is all that we should see, not a mouth full of spit which lends a tone of fakery. If he cums a little bit then so be it as long as it's his. If he cums a lot (ala Mr. North) then better yet.
Another thing that annoys me is when the blowjob is too short. You buy a movie, there's a hot girl you want to see, and the blowjob is over in a couple of minutes. C'mon, this is porn, not my sex life!
Also, while it is not technically an issue of BJ technique as such, I'd like to add that it is the GIRL's face I want to see while she's doing it, not the guy's.
One of the things that annoy the hell out of me is the cutaway to the guy's face (who then usually offers a superfluous or bragging comment) or some guy kneeling down beside or behind the girl during a blowbang. I've seen this a lot lately and it spoils the scenes.
Unless it is a 'couples' oriented scene about romantic sex within a stable relationship (which I'm unlikely to watch anyway), the fewer male faces the better, much less anywhere near anyone's cock.
I loathe the "skull fuck". It does nothing for me, and I find it to be anti-erotic. Gently/firmly caressing a woman's head while guiding her to show what feels good to you is one thing. Attacking her cranium with your penis as with a carving knife to a pumpkin is quite another! This is NOT a federal prison and she is NOT your man-bitch!
In closing on this opinion, I will quote the inimitable Samantha Sterlyng:
"Just lay back and let me do my thing."
Zen
Edited by - Zen Master 2007 on 5/6/2007 7:16:58 PM
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Posted - May 6 2007 : 7:01PM
I have not bought a BJ vid since 2004, mainly because of all the childish/goofy/boring circus crap - bubbles, swapping, slime, spitting etc. Thank God for reviews!
I never liked he face-fuck deal, that quacking crap has got to go. I always like watching BJ's with the girl in control and knows what she's doing with it. the less amount of hands use the better too. Though i do love a nice sloppy deep-throat deal as well.
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Posted - May 6 2007 : 10:04PM
Why is everyone so against the hand technique? I personally need to see variation in the blowjob style, that's they key; don't do the same thing over and over agin, switch it up. Some deep throat, some ball licking, some hand twisting, i like it all...
You gotta have hand action man! That's some of the best part. The best facials ever are when the chick sucks and strokes the guy so good he nuts because of it.
Seriously, does anyone like seeing a jerk himself? I tend to think this is what's caused the rise in handjob videos. Folks want to see the chick finish the deal. That's the way is should be...
Deep throating is cool, with the guy pressing down hard, but I agree the face-rape thing is too much. The absolute WORST thing in porn is the MAX technique where the girl turns upside down and gets her own spit all over her face/makeup turning her into a melted disaster.
Why would you want to make the chick you're fucking look hideous? I just don't understand this. Same with the running mascara thing that's so popular today. It's just nasty. I want the chick I'm doing to look like a million bucks, not some zombie from 28 Days Later!
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Posted - May 7 2007 : 2:00AM
Incidentally, techniques 1 and 3 seem to be the easiest positions for deep-throating. The dick follows the natural angle of the throat easier, especially for guys who's dicks point more upwards when hard.
Also, I like a girl who uses her hands in a sexy way. Not JUST hands and only barely kisses the tip of the dick; but uses her hands AND her mouth all the way up and down the dick.
I don't like a lot of hand action, but some is good. I like it when she sucks then jerks him off then goes back to sucking. Another thing I like but I don't see much in porn is when the girl sticks her finger in the guys ass while she's blowing him. I don't know if they think it's gay or not.
This, I just don't get. A girl who knows how to use her hands on a cock is one of the hottest things I can think of. I always thought the "no hands" blowjob looks extremely awkward and it's one of the things that irritates the dog shit out of me. No hands? What the fuck is that? The only time it bothers me is if she's supposed to be deep throating and she's using a hand to cover the fact that she isn't.
I want sensuality. I want the girl to make love to the cock. Eye contact with the guy or the camera is good. Moaning is good. Savoring the act is good. There doesn't have to be any athletic deep-throat acrobatics - I'll take a wicked grin and sly look any day of the week. And don't underestimate the tease.
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I hate robotic, uninspired, unskilled blowjobs. I hate it when the girl simply demonstrates her endurance, rather than any technique or desire. And I hate POVs and looking into the camera. And quacking, gagging and drooling.
Well, since at least 85% of them don't do it right anyway, so-called "quacking" and gagging, is unnecessary. It's just ridiculous when they don't have a clue. Drooling, however, is usually very stimulating (IMO). Most men love a nice, sloppy BJ. As long as they aren't drooling vomit, I'm good. It tends to be better when they drool smaller amounts than so much their whole face is covered.
I've watched a few Velicity Von scenes recently (quickly becoming a fave) and though she doesn't deepthroat as much as some of the other stars out there her technique is outstanding IMO. Plus she doesn't quack .
But they do get pretty sloppy sometimes which is a plus.
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I've noticed this a lot recently in blowbang movies. I prefer when the girl is kneeling and the guy is standing.
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Posted - Feb 18 2008 : 2:56AM
My biggest complaint is the shallow mouth blowjob.
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Posted - Feb 18 2008 : 8:43AM
Same here. Some people like P.O.V. I personally don't care for it and find most of it boring to watch. As for quacking, gagging, and drooling, it really bothers me most when it's fake. By fake, I mean when the girl is obviously going out of her way to make those annoying gag noises when she only has half the tip barely in her mouth. Then it's ridiculous. However, if it's actual real gagging (e.g., Brandon Iron Slap Happy-style gagging), then I'm cool with it and find it to be a turn-on. Positions don't matter to me. In fact, having a variety of blowjob positions is always best, which is one of the reasons I don't like P.O.V. Whether the guy is sitting down, standing up, or doing her upside-down, all of them are good positions as long as the action is hot. And if the girl is giving eye-contact, then she needs to give it to the guy and not to the camera. Looking into the camera only gives the impression that she's more interested in seeing herself than pleasing the dude, which is another turn-off.
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Posted - Feb 18 2008 : 1:05PM
That says it all for me. As long it's well-filmed, i.e., showing always the girl's full face, mostly in upright orientation (not artsy fartsy angles), I want to see her face, her tongue, her hands, her boobs ... all nestled in there intent on making love to that thang. Watch the way the great Veronica Hart used to do it. I rest my case.
Yep. This is my favorite position. Whether it's deepthroat/facefuck or just the girl giving a POV BJ. It seems that the girl kneeling and the guy standing is the best position. It always pisses me off when I get a video in which they're doping it perfectly and they suddenly switch positions into something that irritates me.
The absolute best visual results are gotten when the guy is lying on his back or at least reclining so the femme can (like godzilla rising up from the ocean) emerge from below his crotch to fill the television up completely with a full-on look at her beautiful face, and have her way with the dong. This also cuts down on the guy being a problem: he can't STUPIDLY pull her hair the whole time, ruining her appearance, and the barrel of his chest isn't blocking the front view, and since he's already prone he won't be quite as prone to shananigans that throw off the woman's BJ gameplan. Her face is able to be relaxed moreso than when she has to turn to the side or look straight up to wink at the camera with a burrito in her mouth scrunching up her cheeks. So what you see comes as close as possible to the person from the glamour photos sucking dick, which is what you were originally fantasizing about before you got into a rut with all these wacky blowjob hijinx that are less visually stunning than the above described. Okay, I'll courtesy flush now.
girl on top in a 69 is hot. great angle, plus the girl is getting served simultaneously. but as long as it's not fake noisy, and as long there's plenty of languorous, unfrenetic stretches of licking, mouthing, etc mixed in, you've got a shot at a winner. unfortunately, American porn has long since abandoned these rules (it's all about domination and aggro sex in most instances, or making a show of how "NASTY" a girl is). interestingly, that's one facet in which a lot of JAV gets it VERY right, and folks, when histrionics are avoided, a BJ can be one hell of a sexy, erotic act. you could almost forget that/or, I suppose, not know in the first place, if recent westerm porn was the only thing that informed you.
Yeah porn chicks need to stop with the hands on the cock. No hands only please!
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Posted - Feb 19 2008 : 8:40PM
I hate the under the balls chin shot! I hate quagging also, but at this point, I think directors have gotten the hint. I hate the upside down and diagonal shots. I love POV, esp when the girl is looking at the camera and winks.
Posted - Nov 26 2006 : 3:37AM
