I was just thinking, there's been a lot of talk about cock size on here over the years, but I can't remember anyone talking about bollock size. So here goes:
I've always thought mine were small, but it doesn't bother me, they are about the size of large grapes. Trouble is I only really have porn for a reference.
So here's the questions:
For the guys: Do you care how large your bollocks are? How large are they?
For the gals: Do you care how large your guys bollocks are? How large/small would you like if you could choose?
Joel Lawrence has nice ones, but it's less about size than the fact that the scrotum is relatively tight around them, making them appear firm and youthful, and they aren't so comically swinging in a half-empty, wrinkled and drooping sac.
In my experience it's not so much old and droopy vs tight and youthful so much as it's related to how cold it is.
The testes are supposed to have a constant temperature, the exact level I forgot (and it'd be in celcius even if I could remember it) so the scrotum does it's best to keep them warm or cool them down by pulling them up into the warmth of the body or letting them swing in the breeze, whichever is more appropriate at the time. This is the whole reason they're outside the body rather than inside, as the ovaries are.
Much of the whole health issues between boxers and briefs thing stems from this discussion too, though I find boxers too uncomfortable to wear. As Kramer once said "my boys need a house".
oh, they're also outside the body to provide content for programs such as America's/Australia's Funniest Home Videos-type programs which seem to consist mostly of small children running headfirst into some poor bloke's crotch so we can laugh as he falls down in a screaming heap clutching his 'nads, and people falling onto fences with one leg on each side.. hmm actually sounds a lot like Jackass for that matter..
Scipio wrote:I don't think this is quite right. If you just wanted to keep the at a constant temperature inside the body would be the ideal place not outside!! The real key is that the sperm need to be kept at a temperature a few degrees below bodily temperature. I'm not 100% sure why but I think it is due to them only having half the usual number of chromosomes (23/46) and them not thriving at normal body temp. The bit about descendeing/asecnding sounds right though; the aim is to regulate that temperature as best as possible.
Now Shawny, i promised you I would size my plums so here you go: 6*4*3.5 cm
To be known forthwith as the official 'Sir Noel's Plum dimension'!!
Ah yes, that spurs my memory - we're actually kinda both right. They're supposed to be kept at a constant temperature which is ALSO supposed to be a few degrees below bodily temperature, hence the dangling and the shrinkage (as George Castanza would gladly assert).
As far as their size, mine are (I assume) regular sized, which would be about the same as SNP's or your own large grapes. Do I care about them? Since their neither freakishly large nor small which would worry me for health reasons, my answer is nah.
Testicles are difficult to measure without peeling off the skin and gripping them in calipers. One wouldn't want to give extra credit just for the thickness of the scrotal skin.
However, I gave it a try, measuring a pair after they had been emptied, and still within the scrotum. Disregarding the apparent thickness of slippery skin, I came up with each testicle being approximately an inch and a half on the longest axis, and being somewhat flattened like a bean, on another axis they were each about an inch wide.
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Lindi, you will be surprise how many folds of skins that covers the testicles. When a man gets aroused the testicles doesnt get larger its the lining thats holds them gets filled with blood which makes them appears bigger. After he ejaculates the testes dont gets emptied or gets any smaller its stays the same size, the sperm that is ejaculated are stored in the epydidamis, a coil of tube on the side of the testicles, most of the semen actually comes from the prostate but the sperms only makes up about one percent. It is claim that species of male animals who has a harem of females such as a dominant gorilla who dont need to compete for a mate have very small testes while chimpanzee who constantly compete for mates has large testes, I dont know if this theory applays to humans.
Instead of opening another thread I will continue on this one. This is another question to all you females here. It is commonly said that females dont find testicles attractive yet one of my best blow jobs given to me was when I have my testicles sucked and licked, also girls luvs caressing them, so I dont understand. Also girls when you give oral sex do you enjoy sucking on his testes and how does it feels like for you, does the texture reminds you of a particular food? I find it feels so nice seeing and feeling your balls being sucked and pulled into her mouth and massaged about by her tongue, of course that is were the sperm is made and you could almost feel it being helped on its way by her lips and tongue.