Britney Spears fans please tell me, What turns you on about Britney Spears? I have been in 4 spoof porn videos. The last one they had Britney's old makeup artist come in air brush off my tattoo, air brush hers on, an put mad extensions in my hair. It was halarious and fun too, I won't lie. Then there's the Britney Rears movie w/ Hillary Scott an Britney Rears too. I am sure there's more, but I am too lazy to go looking them up ;) What has spawned this thread..... Today I walked out of my NYC apartment an this guy froze in his steps an stared @ me. I was actually a little nervous for a sec., like what is this guy gonna do? Then he said I looked just like Britney Spears. I said no I am not Britney an he insisted I was related to her in some way, lol. I get told almost on a daily that I look like Britney by random strangers, then I hand them a Lexi Love card for shits an giggles if I feel its not inappropriate. Xcritic Review- Movie Bush Administration by Addison DeLick (fit and healthy) Britney Spears look-alike Lexi Love .... an there are others too. So back to the point.... What turns you on about Britney Spears?
You do look like her I think it would be more accurate to say that you resemble her in a way that's unmistakable but you still have your own look. I think you're prettier than she is, honestly. What turns me on about Britney Spears? Her looks, mostly (At least the way she looked a while back). I don't think I can be more specific. Everything else is just the celebrity.
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Darky Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 6:10AM
I will agree with RandomPrecision. I was turned on by the way she looked when she first started her career. For me it was her body and innocent looks. Now I do not give her much thought at all.
I think the "hit me one more time" video, it was very sexual and she was dressed as a school girl, very close to the edge stuff! At her peak she had a rock hard body, girls who dance tend to look a certain way, a lot of guys find this look very hot, think cheerleaders!
I still like Britney, but I liked her most during her "Toxic" album days. She had a phenomenal body, could dance, had a cute face, and had created a very sexy image for herself. Her songs were fairly good, and her actual voice was decent. She actually provided some more potential porn-spoof fodder just recently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6RsG2RGDFY http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/10/2009-03-10_oopsie_britney_spears_exposes_her_wardro.html Apparently, her outfit split, and her goods were hanging out -- and as she was lowered down below stage, her microphone was still on and the entire crowd heard her say something like "My pussy was hanging out..." or something along those lines. You have to love Britney. Edited by - fu_q on 3/11/2009 4:59:37 PM
And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09
Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 1:40PM
Thinking about it, I think Ashlynn Brooke looks a bit like Britney Spears. Kinda irrelevant to me though, as Britney is not a worthwhile recording artist, nor a pornstar. So I find hot-looking porn-girls far more interesting than her and her soap antics.
Lexi - You both have the same shaped eyes and big ones at that. You both have a classic young girl look. Its very subtle but its true, I see it. Her face is a little rounder than yours. You should be proud of your look, most people tell me I look like an older Harry Potter... no one lusts after him. I wish I could figure out what makes her (and you) so attractive. But if I were to figure it out, I would be a gene specialist and go to work make thousands of you! Guys cant afford to wonder why, ours is to cum and die...
Haha, I never cared about Britney but thought you were hot. However, when I showed a couple of my AEE shots to some buds they were like: Wow, she looks like Britney Spears! Now that someone mentioned I see it but Britney can't win that comparison.
Britney looked her best during the "I'm a Slave For You" days. She had THE hottest body, super tan and tight. Her make up was great. Her hair was great. Overall, very sexy during those days. Nowadays... She's starting to look like her old self again. Maybe just needs a tan and she'll be back at #1 on my list.
Now that the entire planet has seen her potential for complete physical erosion (being polite here), she has lost all any and all appeal for me. No unlike like an ex wife or g/f that you wonder what the fock attracted you in the first place. (^ analogy only of course) ;)
Teagan Presley when she first started looked like a younger version more like britney did a few years ago. I recommend her scenes from Naughty America and Teenage Anal Princess 1
wait..how do we get a Lexi Love business card? :-) Britney used to look good in sort of that schoolgirl look thing. I think Teagan looked quite a bit like her for a while too, but better looking.
In this culture, it's a plus to resemble her. Some portion of your success will be the automatic acceptance you'll get from folks who have Britney deja vu when they select you. And it'll flip the switch in many minds without the person realizing it. The lust *all* men felt for Britney back in her early days carved a groove in the fantasy life of Western culture. Riding the coattails of her success is the thing to do for those who can, considering that's what the pattern is for all success in movies and books----take something like Buffy the Vampire Slayer for example--> it carved a space into lots of young people's minds--> then the show went off the air and there was an empty spot waiting to be filled in lots of people's hearts--> then those Twilight books came out and all kinds of folks just started picking up on it, whether or not they were aware of the whole "Buffy replacement" thing that was going on.--> then they get their friends to read it and it built buzz to where the people who still haven't seen the movie feel left out.--> then all kinds of books start getting published as long as they include vampires because authors know to ride the trend. (So same thing goes for naked people. If you're able to piggy-back on the Britney trend, that can catapult you to a buzz level where porn fans feel they have to see your act or else they're missing out.)
I'd love to see that! I bet you are fantastic! You know its funny how entertainment is all enmeshed now...as I recall some of her earlier videos ("From the bottom of my broken hear" for example) were directed by Gregory Dark who directed many a porno (Dark Bros., "New Wave Hookers", etc.) Small world.
I'd like to see you ride on some part of Britney!! ...perhaps Teagan used to look like Britney, but I would agree that you look like the modern I-can-fuck-you-eight-ways-from-Sunday-Britney Spears. Edited by - algaliarept on 3/18/2009 12:26:03 AM
Haha...damn, that would have been a good one. I'm fine, thanks! Hope you too! I'm so off to google now searching for older pics of Teagan and Britney to compare...=)
y'know, but for a few twists of fate. Britney could have been a stripper or porn gal… There's an epic slash fiction series that portrays Britney, Christina Aguilera, Rose MacGowan, Jennifer Love Hewitt and seemingly every other famous woman the author finds hawt as part of a Hollywood lesbian cabal that has huge nasty orgies. Jenna Haze and and 90s era porno pal Chloe make cameos. Its staggering how much effort the author has put into this years long, Anna Karenina of slash fiction.
You know, Brianna Love always reminded me of her too. While we're on the subject, I thought that you two were actually sisters, like Britney and Whitney Stevens.
Fuck, so hot. The resemblance is pretty close. Ah well, let's bring the focus back to you in a Britney Spears story line. You could do a lesbian scene with Penny Flame as Lindsay Lohan. Edited by - joachim on 3/18/2009 11:07:57 PM
I "did" her seven days ago as Kara Novak. I must "do" her again as Britney
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Posted - Mar 25 2009 : 10:38PM
What I like about Britney is she has that small, thick body type. If she were to get into tip top shape, she'd have a similar look to Trish Stratus, the former WWE babe. Problem is, Britney isn't in shape. I can see clearly from her pics that she just tried to diet (probably Hollywood-style, ie., starvation) but she has no muscle tone. Britney clearly does not work out with any weights because she has no muscle definition. Hayden Panettiere has the same body type. Small, short limbed, thick, bubble butt. Those girls look awesome when they are in shape. Problem is, they can get out of shape real, real easy, as we saw with Brit. Teagan was the first look-alike I thought of. I wasn't familiar with Lexi but I see the resemblance, except she looks taller and longer limbed. Edited by - ordell on 3/25/2009 10:40:00 PM