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| raymond69 New Member 2 Posts 3/01 |  Posted - Mar 26 2001 : 2:13AMHey all, I just bought this (Anal envader with cock cage), and having some "issues" with the butt plug part of it. I lube it up well with some Astroglide, but trying to insert it is a royal pain in the ass ;) I'm used to just inserting flat ends of pens into my ass, but this is much larger. Any suggestions on how I can make it fit ?  [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Mar 26 2001 : 5:30PM First off, it's my understanding that you can't just go from ballpoints to butt plugs overnight, you must do this gradually, maybe starting with a crayon. But don't force it. After this gets comfortable, graduate to a Magic Marker. Should you still experience problems, I'd suggest that you write to the manufacturer for ideas, perhaps with a soft #2 pencil.  [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Mar 26 2001 : 10:23PM welcome to advtd raymond69, wow! you dont believe in starting slow do you? this a serious piece of hardware! though not nearly as humerous as blondies version, my advice is similar. work your way up... good luck -lunacy- welcome to advtd raymond69, wow! you dont believe in starting slow do you? this a serious piece of hardware! though not nearly as humerous as blondies version, my advice is similar. work your way up... good luck -lunacy- welcome to advtd raymond69, wow! you dont believe in starting slow do you? this a serious piece of hardware! though not nearly as humerous as blondies version, my advice is similar. work your way up... good luck -lunacy- welcome to advtd raymond69, wow! you don't believe in starting slow do you? this a serious piece of hardware! though not nearly as humerous as blondie's version, my advice is similar. work your way up... good luck -lunacy- [Link] |
| tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Mar 26 2001 : 11:23PM In all seriousness, be careful what items you choose to "practice" with. Even the pens could be dangerous (hard, sharp edges could cause tearing or damage). I would suggest to invest in a tiered butt plug, one that starts narrow, and increases in size at 2-4 points. That way, it's a natural for becoming wider as you become more relaxed. I would recommend something similar to the "Triple ripple medium-sized butt plug" on adultdvdempire's site. And from what I hear, you'll love your anal invader even more when you're ready for it. (I have some friends who work at a novelty shop in San Francisco.) [Link] |
| TigerDragon Member 108 Posts 11/00 | Posted - Mar 28 2001 : 1:47AM raymond69 first thing you need to know is your ass needs to be trained. If you want to do this in one sitting here is the best way. Warm up with an ice cube (I am sure Tina and Evil will love that pun). Rub the cube in your asshole then insert it into your ass. Hold it a few seconds then spurt it out. Get on your knees stick your ass up in the air. Make sure that toy of yours has a lot of lube on your toy and start sliding it in. If you start getting tight try to relax like start jerking off then slide it in more until it is all the way in you. That is the easy part. blondy glad you thought of me and anal fun
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| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Mar 28 2001 : 11:56AM [Link] |
| mikehunt Member Bartertown 12 Posts 1/01 | Posted - Apr 11 2001 : 12:20AM "I'm overworked but I'm undersexed" -Garbage 'Hammering In My Head' [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Apr 11 2001 : 12:58AM LOL what kinda visual are you getting blondy? heeeheeee......... Evil_RIP [Link] |
| raymond69 New Member 2 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Apr 11 2001 : 8:44PM [Link] |
| Drew Black broken crankshaft 8009 Posts 9/99 | Posted - Apr 11 2001 : 9:19PM Lay on your side. Leave the bottom leg straight. Bend the top leg at the hip and knee so that your foot is resting comfortably next to your other knee. (if your laying on your left side you would bend you right leg.) In this position the body naturally relaxes the muscles preventing entry. Why do I know this? I had some internal injuries from a stick to the gut while playing hockey in high school. I was bleeding internally pretty badly and had to have exploratory surgery. The doctor explained this body position stuff to me prior to sticking an 8 ft. long endoscope up my ass. [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 11 2001 : 10:21PM Edited by - -lunacy- on Apr 11 2001 [Link] |
| TigerDragon Member 108 Posts 11/00 | Posted - Apr 12 2001 : 9:58PM TigerDragon [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Apr 13 2001 : 4:15AM i love the way you quote drew.. periods in all the right places... ;P Damn Drew what kinda HOckey were you playing? Hey Raymond69 don't hurt your ass over a toy...
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| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Apr 13 2001 : 6:59AM [Link] |
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