Dirty Wives Club 43 - review by Captain Jack| Author | Post |
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| joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 | Has anyone played this? It looks like it might be kinda interesting, and I was thinking of picking it up. I can only seem to find it at GayDVDEmpire, though. Do they have any coupons out? [Link] |
| justin Member 32 Posts 4/01 | |
| joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 | Of course, once these guys start stripping, you may want to remove a few pieces of restrictive clothing yourself! I'm really tempted to buy it, but $30 bucks seems like an awful lot for a blackjack program that was probably made 2 or 3 years ago. I tried to check out the website mentioned on the cover (www.hisweb.com) for more info, but of course, it's just a pay-for-porn site, and I didn't see anything about this program there anywhere. |
| Hobbesi Member 41 Posts 7/00 | its seriously 4-5 years old. so even if it was an upgrade over what was offered on the Hisweb site (which was "OK" back then but I understand is pure garbage now) I doubt it would be worth 30$ .. you could get a decent DVD for that same price |
| joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 | This finally got reduced down to 10 bucks at ADE, so I figured, what the heck? First things first. This baby is old . We're talking installation instructions for Windows 3.11 old. I tried installing it on WinXP, but the video didn't work. So I booted to Win98 and tried there with the same result. I was determined to get this to work, so when all else fails, read the readme.txt file! Turns out there was some kind of conflict with the latest version of QuickTime. The instructions recommened installing QT from the CD, which was... get this... version 2.1! (I have version 5 on my PC, I think). Against my better judgement, I installed QT 2.1 on my win98 partition (I never use that partition anyway) and lo and behold, it started working! So on to the "game". Here's where this whole thing falls apart. In order to play blackjack, you pick two guys to play with you against the house. You only can control your hand... the other two guys are controlled by the computer. In order for them to take off a piece of clothing, all they need to do is lose a hand. If they win a hand, they put something back on. In other words, you have absolutely no control over whether they get naked or not. It is completely determined by the computer. You can play along and try to win your hands, but it really makes no difference. If they get naked enough, they show a short clip. Here's some more weirdness. After every hand, a big breasted blonde bimbo type comes on to tell you if your hand is a winner or not. What is this woman doing in my gay product??? MY guess is she was just some leftover from the straight version. If you get bored of blackjack, there is a "peepshow", which also shows low-quality QT clips. I quickly found out that all the QT clips are in the root of the CD-drive, so it's much easier to just watch them from there than to try to get to them from within the program. On a positive note, I was able to copy the whole CD to my Hard drive and run it from there. (I hate CDs that force me to always have the CD in my drive). But, the whole product was so damn sucky, it got deleted from my hard drive in record time. So was it worth the 10 bucks? Um.... no. |
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