I don't know if it's an example of Wanker Wang's sick sense of humor, but I just scoped this story on
LukeFord.com ":
Wanker Wang Posts: When it rains, it fucking pours. With my fucking luck, my editor played bumper cars for real last night. Without warning, Cal444 made an outstanding leap of faith and started to drive down Topanga Canyon Boulevard, through the mountains, and into a tree. According to him, the tree jumped right into the middle of the street and, as he swerved to avoid this sinister tree, the tree crashed directly into his car.
He is currently on his deathbed at Cesar Sinai undergoing an operation for a ruptured spleen, a bruised liver (which may have been a pre-existing condition), and has lost complete control of his bowel movements. I went to the hospital today to visit Cal444 who's under severe anesthesia. It's odd. I felt I was in Hong Kong during the outbreak of SARS because everyone near him is wearing face masks. It wasn't until I discovered Cal444 has loose (very loose) uncontrollable colon movements, did I understand the nature of the doctor's discretions.
We, at Lukeford, wish Cal444 the best of luck on his recovery. The Vegas odds on his survival is 1:50.
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