can you describe the feeling of the male orgasm?

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giallofan Member 14 Posts 2/07	Posted - Dec 3 2007 : 10:42PM I find ejaculation to be a pretty unremarkable feeling. It makes me wonder if perhaps I've never had an orgasm? Or if my orgasms simply aren't very orgasmic? I guess I should talk to my doctor about this or a psychiatrist, or a sex therapist? [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Dec 3 2007 : 10:50PM The male orgasm.."UHHH..FART..ROLL OVER" Repeat in the morning. [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 12:44AM This is an interesting question, I'd like to know more too. [Link]
kataboom master blaster ad astra per aspera 995 Posts 6/03	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 2:47AM the male orgasm doesnt or will ever equal the female orgasm. if you really want to experiment you might start massaging your prostrate during sex. yes, something in your ass. [Link]
jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 8:49AM A really satisfying sneeze. [Link]

threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 9:58AM It feels hot and wet and yummy. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 10:10PM No, it doesn't. It feels expansive, intense, mind-blowing and explosive. It feels liquid, yes, somewhat, but it is throbbing and involuntary. It takes you away from yourself. It makes you someone else. It makes someone else you. It overtakes all and becomes everything, while being nothing at all. It is the forgetting of all that was, is or will ever be. It brings you both closer and farther away from another human being as you can possibly be. It is love and hate, pleasure and pain, everything and nothing at the moment when they all coalesce. It is mundane and indescribable. Everything and nothing. Mania and depression. Yin and yang. It is you, it is me. It is over far too soon. It makes my howl with joy and cry out in despair. It feels good. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 10:11PM Ok, sure, it is hot and wet. I wouldn't know about "yummy". I've tasted my own cum and that's not the word I'd use unless I was feeling really fucking poetic. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 10:12PM You should try serious drugs, giallofan. It's not even close, but without pleasure, life is shit. [Link]
cochise Member You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie? 238 Posts 12/03	Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 2:59AM Cobalt, your overstatement / understatement theme on multiple levels is shear poetic genius. Props. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 2:29PM Thanks, coch, but it makes "my howl"? Fucking bourbon. Giallofan - do you have sex with other people? Have you ever had sex with someone you love? Have you ever had sex with someone that was actually hotter and sexier to you than anyone else you could imagine being with in the first place? Have you given that person orgasms that you could tell took them out of their own heads before moving on to your own? All of these things make a difference. You could also be depressed. Are you depressed? [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 6 2007 : 1:42AM My orgasms are very pleasurable. I can identify with these elements from Cobalt's description: It feels expansive, intense, mind-blowing and explosive. It feels liquid, yes, somewhat, but it is throbbing and involuntary. . . . It is over far too soon. Click to expand [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 6 2007 : 10:29AM And giallofan, if you can get someone to help you with this part, this is pretty great: after you've ejaculated, if your partner continues to lick, suck, rub, squeeze, pump and otherwise stimulate your very sensitive twitchiness, especially right at the point on the bottom of it where the head meets the shaft -- your head might explode. Both of them. It will feel that way, anyway. If it doesn't, see a doctor, a shrink, or a very friendly local call girl. [Link]
Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05	Posted - Dec 6 2007 : 6:34PM It's at times like these that I wish I had a better memory. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 6 2007 : 10:44PM I'm losing mine by the moment. [Link]

RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Dec 7 2007 : 1:34AM Well, imagine it this way. Imagine 90% of life as some dull, dreary, stupid, pointless thing that you fucking hate. Now imagine that you can take a 2-3 minute vacation from that about once a day. That's an orgasm. [Link]
7_and_a_quarter Member 163 Posts 10/07	Posted - Dec 7 2007 : 10:58AM To me it's kinda like a sharp sensation. You know how sometimes you may experience a sharp pain? This is like a sharp stab of pleasure...right around the lower abdomen area. Extremely pleasurable, yet so intense, you feel like if you go any further it will criple you. It's a feeling that hurts in the most enjoyable way possible. [Link]
Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05	Posted - Dec 9 2007 : 10:10AM 7_and_a_quarter wrote: To me it's kinda like a sharp sensation. You know how sometimes you may experience a sharp pain? This is like a sharp stab of pleasure...right around the lower abdomen area. Extremely pleasurable, yet so intense, you feel like if you go any further it will criple you. It's a feeling that hurts in the most enjoyable way possible. Click to expand it could also be "the clap" [Link]
7_and_a_quarter Member 163 Posts 10/07	Posted - Dec 9 2007 : 10:18AM Clam Digger wrote: 7_and_a_quarter wrote: To me it's kinda like a sharp sensation. You know how sometimes you may experience a sharp pain? This is like a sharp stab of pleasure...right around the lower abdomen area. Extremely pleasurable, yet so intense, you feel like if you go any further it will criple you. It's a feeling that hurts in the most enjoyable way possible. Click to expand it could also be "the clap" Click to expand Ya find the clap enjoyable, do ya? Interesting. [Link]
Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05	Posted - Dec 9 2007 : 9:50PM No but the only stabbing feelings I have ever gotwith sex was when I had a case of it. Edited by - Clam Digger on 12/9/2007 9:52:45 PM [Link]
giallofan Member 14 Posts 2/07	Posted - Dec 10 2007 : 3:54PM Depressed, yes - my whole adult life. Hell, my whole childhood! Damn depression. Prostate - yeah, I dunno about that. Having an irritable colon, the idea doesn't sound too appealing. Happened to find in a backissue of Penthouse I got for a Stephen King story a questionnaire for "The Hite Report on Male Sexuality." The first part, the first twelve questions (each of which was composed of more than one question) were all about the male orgasm. I could type that part up here if they'd be of interest. Just ordered the Male and Female Hite reports too, they came out in the 80s and are quite cheap used. Should be interesting reading. One of the more curious questions, in one of the other sections, is "Do you feel that sex is in any way political?" [Link]
Mutatis Member 151 Posts 10/07	Posted - Dec 12 2007 : 9:58AM I have had good and bad orgasms. I have had ones that make my eyes roll back and feel dozzy, and I have had ones where I go, that's it? Thankfully, I have way more of the former. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Dec 12 2007 : 2:14PM To quote Kids in the Hall: "It feels like god is rubbing my tummy". And for me an orgasm feels like a tremendous release of (not unpleasant ) tension all at once. Good feelings. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Dec 12 2007 : 2:15PM Am I the only one who after I have an orgasm I become very very hungry? I even feel like cooking. [Link]
Mutatis Member 151 Posts 10/07	Posted - Dec 12 2007 : 11:22PM I just want to take a nap usually, lol. [Link]

giallofan Member 14 Posts 2/07	Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 10:11PM Bah. The Hite Report on Male Sexuality is 1054 pages including the index, and somehow despite some very good and detailed questions about the male orgasm in the questionnaire, the text itself kind of writes its way around the subject without addressing it. Possibly not enough men answered the questions relating to the subject, something the questionnaire in fact allowed (not answering all the questions). Should be an interesting read anyway, but I would have thought it to have gotten better treatment in such a study. [Link]
john thomas Deactivated User 1168 Posts 6/06	Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 10:27PM The second most satisfying male bodily expulsion, ahead of sneezing, coughing, farting, pissing, burping, weeping, and vomiting but well behind a really quality bowel movement. [Link]
pussyluvme Deactivated User I love conquistador & wana fuck him in his ass 70 Posts 12/07	Posted - May 3 2008 : 8:52PM theres the build and a realise, just like woman just no were as strong, i tried a cock ring a while ago and made the feeling stronger I suggest any guy who reads this to try 1 [Link]
licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03	Posted - May 3 2008 : 10:29PM It's like the normal feeling of pleasure you get from genital contact, except that it builds and builds until its intensity is multiplied a hundred thousand times. Then the sensation spreads from your genital area into the muscles of your legs and your back and your arms. Your muscles spasm from the intensity of it, your back arches, you cannot feel anything but intense pleasure coming from anywhere in your body. At the peak, your vision blanks out and your brain stops thinking. You cease to exist as your mind is swamped by pleasure as intense as a supernova. After the peak, you come down into a feeling of being totally relaxed, everything in the world is good and nothing else matters. That's how a good one feels to me. [Link]
Cryogenix Member 84 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 4 2008 : 10:26AM The best orgasms are the ones where you have plenty of fluid to expel. Dry ejacs are very intense, yet short-lived and lose something because the muscles aren't pushing out any semen. While exciting, they're not very satisfying. The reason evolution has deprived men from being multi-orgasmic is, our sex drive is so strong that we'd never stop fucking our women long enough to go out and hunt and make a liviing to provide for ourselves or our family. We'd just fuck and fuck until we're fucked. After coming, we usually feel totally drained and uninterested in sex for at least 10-15 minutes (depending on the situation) which allows us to focus on doing something else. We may not appear to love you as much as before, we may find you annoying, not as attractive, a "mistake"... But, as soon as we're good to go again, you're once again a goddess and the most important thing in our life. The best line in history comes from the movie Parenthood, when Eileen Ryan's character is discussing men with her daughter and says: "They say they love you, and then they come." The sensation of stroking your cock might be similar to someone sensually running their fingers through your hair and fingertips over your scalp in a light, tantalizing way. While coming, you almost feel paralyzed with bliss yet have an overwhleming, involuntary urge to thrust your hips faster and harder. Imagine if you smacked your funnybone and the feeling surged through your entire body just as someone was tickling you. Agonizing euphoria. For men who may not realize this, masturbating using a "reverse hand" method produces a much more satisfying and stimulating orgasm. Typically, your thumb is positioned at the head of your cock, but if you twist/rotate your hand so the thumb is at the base, the entire soft palm of your hand can then stimulate the entire head. The other (traditonal) way, you're not getting as much constant contact with skin. Edited by - Cryogenix on 5/4/2008 10:48:30 AM [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 6 2008 : 3:08AM Have you ever been out camping on a cold night? Have you come up to the fire and had its warmth give your skin a sensation that is part tingle and part heat? It's a sensation that concentrates your attention on the here and now, on the warmth radiating into your body. It draws you out of whatever thoughts you were thinking. It feels wonderful. If you know that sensation then think of it multiplied tenfold. Think of that fire, those feelings of warmth and pleasure being concentrated in your loins, consuming you to the point where your entire world is reduced to what's happening to your body, and your only desire is to live in that fire until the last spark dies away. PS - Any woman having sex with me better not be fragile, because when I orgasm I have a tendency to wrap my lover in a bear hug and squeeze. It's the only way I can share the intensity of sensation I'm experiencing. [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - May 6 2008 : 6:37AM ^ This fire you speak of, is sounds dangerous! Wonderfully so. Nice post Hardware. I feel quite warm. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 6 2008 : 12:04PM Um.... warm Loraine... [:P)] [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:54PM Have you been listening to Bob Seger again? Your post was poetic, H. You've mellowed in your dotage. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - May 6 2008 : 2:32PM +1 poetic. Bravo, Hardware! [Link]

Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 6 2008 : 3:04PM Thank you, thank you. Given it took me five months to think of an appropriate response I don't think I'm much of a poet, though. lol [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 6 2008 : 4:00PM Five months? Pshaw. Didn't Walt Whitman go back and revisit "Leaves of Grass" for thirty-five or forty years? You're in good company. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 6 2008 : 4:23PM Company? That itsy-bitsy teensy-tiny speck way the hell out in front of me is Walt Whitman. I might get into shouting distance in... oh, a thousand years. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 7 2008 : 12:16AM Hmmm, I hope that didn't come across as churlish. It wasn't meant to be. My natural tendency is to deflect them, but thank you for the compliment, nonetheless, cobalt60. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 10:49AM Whatever it takes to hear the word 'churlish' said out loud, man - color me there. I used to live for words like that to taunt my friends with. "You churl", I would say. "You're such a churlish girl". "Your churl, my gain". "You'd stop flaunting your churliciousness all over the place if you ever expect to get laid, assface." You know, that kind of thing. MAN! The older I get, the more surreal it is to actually be this old. And just think - the longer we live, the older we get! But at least you'll always be older than me. That's relativity. Einstein said it, I believe it, that settles it. I think I'll go jerk off now and write a poem about it. Myspace mood: mischievous. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 1:06PM cobalt60 wrote: Whatever it takes to hear the word 'churlish' said out loud, man - color me there. Click to expand * * * (This is my week to "+1" everything Cobalt says except for his references to jerking off.) Myspace mood: churlish. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 1:45PM What? Suddenly you don't like jerking off? Or is it poetry you find so distasteful? It is a rather bleak existence, I imagine, being a poet - people thinking you're gay, or not a "real writer", or an alcoholic, or some poor pitiable creature who is capable of describing love but incapable of actually feeling it, vaguely interesting but ultimately sort of lonesome and pathetic, or just plain weird, or all of the above. Or worse. Horrible thing, poetry. I am far more embarrassed by having written any than I ever have been of jerking off. Be nice to a poet today; they don't get much love apart from meaningless titles and polite (but awkward) occasional applause. You know what I think? No, tell us! Ok, I think Poetry needs a Rock Star to lift it out of its literary ghetto doldrums. I beg of someone - do it for the love of words! Save us from the weird, lonely, pitiful drunken poets! Or better yet, save us from weird, lonely, drunken poetry critics! Read this! Insane noodlings! Endless rambling blather! Who fucking cares? It's enough to make a man turn to a philosophical crossroads somewhere between nihilism and wishful thinking just long enough to make it all go away. Oh, crap. Is my blather showing? [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 1:47PM The misrepresentations of " ‘They Dream Only of America’" are homotextual. Click to expand Oh GAWD. Is that what I sound like? Put me out of my fucking misery. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 7 2008 : 2:20PM cobalt60 wrote: But at least you'll always be older than me. Click to expand ..and wiser. Don't forget 'and wiser.' [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 2:27PM cobalt60 wrote: What? Suddenly you don't like jerking off? Click to expand No, I just don't want to think about you jerking off. Oh, crap. Is my blather showing? Click to expand +1 [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 2:29PM [wink] [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 2:58PM Once you've felt God's love permeate every iota of your soul and learned that you are both the most important and the most insignificant being in the entire Universe, and realized that we are all one consciousness playing our parts in an infinite cosmic daydream and we never truly die but our essences merely change their nature, you just can't read or write literary criticism with a straight face. Well, I can't, anyway. I wonder if giallofan is having better orgasms. Who resurrected this thing, anyway? Hardware? Cheers, fellow travelers! You know what? I don't feel weird thinking about other guys jerking off, because your orgasms are part of the collective consciousness of what it means to be a man, and I salute you! With my clean hand! Searching for the ground with my good eye closed... Another hand reference...where's TonyC with the lotion? See? All one. Fucking weird, ain't it? Edited by - cobalt60 on 5/7/2008 3:01:12 PM [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 7 2008 : 3:06PM I swear it was still alive when I got here! What do you think I am, anyway? A witch? Do I look like I'm made of wood? Hey! Get away with those scales... and keep your hands off of my duck! [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 3:30PM Don't worry. Mama always said, "never touch another man's duck". [Link]
kataboom master blaster ad astra per aspera 995 Posts 6/03	Posted - May 8 2008 : 7:05AM the male orgasm for me is like this suddenly appearing heat in the center of my chest that rolls over me like an ocean wave. absolute loss of thought, then absolute warmth. [Link]
Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08	Posted - May 17 2008 : 7:15AM I would describe the feeling of a good orgasm, one during sex with a women or when really turned on by good porn, as the same sort of feeling as when you go over the crest in a roller coaster, I for one get a similar hit of adrenalin and endorphins, of that I'm sure. I also rate the "come down" after sex as just as good, I love to just hold my women really tight for about five minutes, usually in the spoons position, no kissing just squeeze her with maxium body contact, I just don't want to let her go. Does anyone esle have this urge? [Link]