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Death Star Deactivated User 47 Posts 9/04	Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 9:39PM What do you say to girls that's guaranteed to make 'em laugh? When I go to a hamburger stand, I sometimes get this sexy looks from girls who like to flirt with me for reasons unknown because I don't make any effort to dress up nice or shave everyday. So the little devil in me sez to humor the chicks. I warn them I used to be a porn star. At first I had a hard time figuring out a stage name. I tried Dick Woodie (nah), Dick Woodcock (nah), Dick Woodburn (nah), then finally I settled on a wonderful name. Do you know what it is? I move closer and whisper into their ear softly, "Dick Rambone." The just laugh up. When it subsides, I ask, "Do you know what the name of the movie was?" I announce "Rambone, the Destroyer". If they laugh, you know for sure they will go out with you and do anything you command. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 10:37PM The was a Dick Rambone. He did movies in the early to mid eighties. A couple have made it to DVD. There was a funny scene (unintentional) when he did anal with a blonde. He was half-way in when she asks 'are you in yet?'. Since he was larger than Peter North, this is hillarious! I was just imagining how stoned she must have been to have not felt it, or how many times she had done anal before. Humor is not the Jedi Mind Trick. I tend to go with my mood and the flow when getting people to laugh. [Link]
Death Star Deactivated User 47 Posts 9/04	Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 11:25PM Hahahaha! God, I hope no girl ever sez that to me. Yes, I remember the dude. He was fun to watch in the old days when sex was passionate. [Link]
cochise Member You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie? 238 Posts 12/03	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 2:18AM I've always been able to make girls laugh, but there's not a canned line that I use. It comes with reading the situation, commenting on what's going on around you at the time and witty replies during conversation. I just react to anything that I find funny. I get this from my dad. My sense of humor is what gets me through life and it comes quite natural to me. The point is, there is no one line I've ever used and I doubt there is because each girl is different. [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 2:48AM croy wrote: The was a Dick Rambone. He did movies in the early to mid eighties. A couple have made it to DVD. There was a funny scene (unintentional) when he did anal with a blonde. He was half-way in when she asks 'are you in yet?'. Since he was larger than Peter North, this is hillarious! I was just imagining how stoned she must have been to have not felt it, or how many times she had done anal before. Click to expand He was big but soft if you know what I mean... [Link]

Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 9:11AM Joey Starr wrote: croy wrote: The was a Dick Rambone. He did movies in the early to mid eighties. A couple have made it to DVD. There was a funny scene (unintentional) when he did anal with a blonde. He was half-way in when she asks 'are you in yet?'. Since he was larger than Peter North, this is hillarious! I was just imagining how stoned she must have been to have not felt it, or how many times she had done anal before. Click to expand He was big but soft if you know what I mean... Click to expand He was soft and still able to get halfway in her ass - WTF??? Sounds like she probably kept a big fat buttplug in her ass 24/7 - only taking it out to take a dump or to take big cocks! Either that or she had no sphincter! LOL [Link]
DP Jones Member 511 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 11:12AM Heh,yes,my sense of humor is what allows me to make it through this great big world of saaaaaaaaaadness(apologies to Freddie Mercury). But I just say whatever I feel like,for the most part,I'm not going to get too vulgar if it's obvious I'm talking to a little sunflower,everybody is different. But being myself never gets me anywhere.Whenever I make a funny aside or observation,I see a look on the woman's face like"What is wrong with you?"or they nod their head and pretend to agree with my observation while probably thinking"Where can I get a restraining order on my lunchbreak?" [Link]
John-O 76 Member If you like cauliflower you're going to love me. 84 Posts 3/03	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 3:11PM hell yeah that's easy i show them my penis, wondering why god cursed me, john h [Link]
Death Star Deactivated User 47 Posts 9/04	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 7:13PM He was big but soft if you know what I mean... Maybe low blood pressure? [Link]
Death Star Deactivated User 47 Posts 9/04	Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 7:18PM DP Jones, the art of telling jokes is timing. Of course, I don't tell this joke to every girl. I choose my audience. Different jokes to fit different folks. Jay Leno mastered this. Don't kid yourself he doesn't tell lewd jokes in private. [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 2:28AM I make women laugh by taking down my trousers. [Link]
DP Jones Member 511 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 3:56AM Well I don't actually "tell jokes"so much as make observations or come up with silly ideas that I just have to tell someone about.It's how I am.And it's how I make it through the workday. [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 7:13AM o the little devil in me sez to humor the chicks. I warn them I used to be a porn star. At first I had a hard time figuring out a stage name. I tried Dick Woodie (nah), Dick Woodcock (nah), Dick Woodburn (nah), then finally I settled on a wonderful name. Do you know what it is? I move closer and whisper into their ear softly, "Dick Rambone." Click to expand Dude, do jokes like that actually make women laugh? Every time I make a joke around a woman, the say "huh?" [Link]

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