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| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 |  Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:36AM[Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:40AM Besides...looks like all the "attention" will be firmly OFF of me for a bit if the way this thread is starting to head holds true. Besides, would you rather change "Tastemaker" to "Super Mega Happy Ultimate Fanboy" and change my username to Taylor Von Bailey instead? Yeah, that's what I thought. Actually, I'm gonna email you right now about changing this "tastemaker" business. I have something infinitely more appropriate and NO, it's not freakin' "attention whore."   [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:59AM i like super mega happy fanboys. they beat the heck out of the giant gaping assholes. as far as i'm concerned fill the forum with people who love porn and pornstars instead of people who hate themselves for watching porn. [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:19AM [Link] |
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| tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:23AM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 5:29PM The thing about Donita was, even though it may have been those misshapen boulders on her chest that attracted so much attention initially, once you really got into her, those were actually the last thing you noticed. She was so strong in so many other areas, so indescribably sexy...and filthy to the core. Damn. Now I'm gonna have to go dig up a few of her old scenes. Sadly, I don't have any original movies, just a few comps. I wish BSD would chime in and perhaps direct us towards some hot Donita Dunes recommendations.I'm not sure who falls into this category you describe and I actually agree with you but sometimes, admit it, the overzealous fan can become a bit overbearing and annoying. Unless it's me and we're talking about Gianna or somebody like that. In those cases, even INFINITE praise can never be enough. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 4/17/2008 5:32:13 PM[Link] |
| Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 9:19PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:49PM I don't mind. I agree with the previous poster: Donita would have been right at home in today's current gonzo environment. She lacked limitations, had a superb ass, what I thought was a very pretty face with an authentic Marilyn Monroe-like beauty mark and she was rocking piercings (her tongue, labia, etc) and tattoos (crotch, hip and back) way before it was cool to do so. Hell, you can almost consider Ms. Dunes the blueprint for today's star...had they ever heard of or paid any attention to her when she was around. I haven't Patricia Kennedy List'd anyone in a long while...maybe I'll do Donita and post the results here. [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:50PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:57PM Right now my favorite thing from Canada would absolutely have to be Ellen Page. [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:06PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:10PM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:13PM I don't really know what you like to do with your free time but for a while Toronto had the awesomely nebulous slogan "Toronto: More to see and do". I am not a very good Canadian, I don't know much about my home. I hope you have fun if you decide to visit though. Do it in the spring summer or fall. [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 12:04AM Donita Dunes? Dawg, you knew I'd be in. I checked my stash, and I only have two Donita scenes. Both are from the "Big Boob Bangeroo" series that Totally Tasteless ran in the early 90's. The ones with Will Ravage and Alex Sao Paolo. Those also happen to be the first ones I ever saw of her, before her chest got crazy. But I was all over that ass. Most of the Donita scenes that I USED to have, (on VHS), were Armegedden and Extreme releases that I don't think are available on DVD. That's when she was into some of Rob Black's freaky shit. DRAXXX - We've been on Donita a couple of times over the past few years in here. Most notably, here and here. She definitely had some fans in this group. BSD Donita Dunes. Edited by - BSD on 4/18/2008 12:19:35 AM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 12:32AM As far as Canada goes, I got some significant time in Toronto in the east (got relatives there), and in Vancouver\Victoria in the west. Liked both cities. Both Toronto and Vancouver are very cosmopolitan, international cities, with diverse populations and thriving "scenes". Toronto is HUGE. I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, but some of the nicest ones I've ever seen are in Vancouver. It's strange, but I've been to Canada a lot of times, but never been to Montreal. BSD [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 1:10AM The rules are in the first post of the thread.[Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 6:24AM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 7:22AM matchmaker is officially on my shit list and trust me, pal - that's not somewhere you want to be. [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 9:39AM [Link] |
Walter  All-Star Member 1445 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Apr 18 2008 : 10:48AM I wouldn't mind a comeback; she is only 41. Edited by - Walter on 4/18/2008 10:48:43 AM [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 1:12AM [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 1:17AM [Link] |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 1:27AM  what about perpetual fanboys? Edited by - chodemasterj on 4/19/2008 1:27:50 AM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 5:59AM Oops, CJ. Sorry to derail. God, I am worse than the spam now. [Link] |
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| Eddie E CCCP New Member 1 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 6:43AM See, I've known the man from the way back; He bought me my first Takeshi Miike film, I bought him a book about sneakers, we'd chat and such, we both seem to have an abiding love for asian cult movies and women with big asses. He's the reason I'm such an avid hip hop fan to this very day, the man taught me quite a bit. Much respect and propers to a hero to all children, Cee BMF Jay. Also, nice to see Flyboy again. Words of Wisdom from CJ that I'll never forget: "Sweatpants make the ass look lucious." ( I dont care that I misheard you, it's what you said. ) [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 2:11AM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 11:34AM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 21 2008 : 7:51PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 21 2008 : 8:07PM I just had an interesting thought... how crazy would Sasha's fans go if she got a boob job? [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 21 2008 : 8:08PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 21 2008 : 11:14PM When I think about Sasha obviously her tits aren't the first thing to come to mind but I will admit to finding them special in their own way. The size, the shape, even the color. They're...just right for her. I dig Sasha for a great many thing but watching her in reverse cowgirl and seeing those firm and supple breasts bounce...it's a treat. Don't ever change. [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 12:59AM [Link] |
| RedClayFH Member 256 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 1:13AM One of the characters named Barney, suspects that another character from Canada named Robyn was a Canadian porn star. So he buys a lot of Canadian porn to go through it and try to find Robyn. When asked by another character how the process is going, he says something like, "it's awful. Universal healthcare in Canada apparently doesn't pay for breast implants. If I have to see one more flat-chested girl from Saskatchewan, I'm going to kill myself". Okay, that's basically what the joke was about. I don't remember exactly the details so that was roughly the joke. It was in the Robyn Sparkles episode if you want to check it out. P.S. I'm from Canada and strongly dislike implants. Go Habs! [Link] |
| RedClayFH Member 256 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 2:49AM Ted, another character, dates a former porn star. The porn star says to him "I used to do porn. But I didn't do that much. Only 100 movies". Ted then tells Barney that he breaks up with her because of her past. Barney is shocked and exclaims: "You broke up with a porn star!" Then, Barney keeps a massive collection of porn visible in his house to dissuade girls he has slept with from staying in his house. (Barney likes to do one night stands). Then another episode centers around how a male porn star has taken the name of Ted (Ted Moseby) and everybody is confusing the character from the show with the porn star. Eh, it's funnier when you see the show. Edited by - redclayfh on 4/22/2008 2:50:18 AM [Link] |
| Bojangalz Member "The BookSmart DeviL" 414 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 7:53AM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 12:15PM [Link] |
| tritone Deactivated User 1009 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 2:38PM Make IncogNEGRO for real! I will be the first customer! [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 6:16PM Eager to see me on camera?  [Link] |
| tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 6:34PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 8:12PM Fret not - you'll be less happy with me when this thread's length and participation soon eclipses the popularity of yours  Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 4/22/2008 8:14:49 PM[Link] |
| tritone Deactivated User 1009 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 8:38PM Your prolific writings on porn starlets, their films, and this industry reveal that you are a true fan who values porn for its devotion to fantasy and sexual release. Let us channel our perversions through you -- the INCOG-Negro. Edited by - tritone on 4/22/2008 8:39:10 PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 8:41PM [Link] |
| tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 22 2008 : 9:02PM You know that there's a whole bunch of people who admire the way you write about porn and porn girls. I still remember the first time I saw the InconNegro thread. I hadn't immediately caught on to it being April 1, and I didn't for a second doubt it was real. Although, unlike tritone, I don't think I could watch it. To me, you're cute adorable lil' CJ. I'd never be able to think of you the same again. But you need to bite your tongue about your thread getting more popular than mine. You KNOW I can't let that happen, even it means I have to resort to cheap tactics like posting pics of my boobs on there. And I'm not above that, mister.[Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 12:59AM Cassandra Calogera or Taylor Von Bailey's Mama??? [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 1:41AM [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 1:42AM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 2:21AM I hate to post just to say "me too" but this is an idea I encourage. [Link] |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 2:52AM [Link] |
| MikeOxhard Member Hedonism = Porn = Good 267 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 3:58AM CJ, you may have missed a golden opportunity with Annette, lose the friend! (From Annette's blog : At the last AVN I told him, “I want to fuck you”, but sadly he always had a friend with him!) Annette's blog [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 11:22AM As far as losing my friends, you know the rules! Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 4/23/2008 11:24:06 AM[Link] |
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