I'm not that into porn, but there's two product lines/titles that I'm shocked don't exist.
1. Heard of the series 'Rated "T" for Teen'? Now why hasn't there been a 'Rated "M" for Mature' set? It only makes sense and it's pretty clever, if I do say so myself....
2. Terminator parody- The Sperminator/Inseminator, etc. I'm sure a bunch of creative ideas could be incorporated and a nice big budget would easily make it an award winner.
Of course the main character would have to be played by none other than.....
You guessed it!!
And no, the Ramonator vids don't count, they simply used the name/font style and nothing else(okay, so he wears sunglasses too, lol).
I'm talking a full blown production, even more cohesive than that Indiana Jones movie with Ava Rose.
With the right strings pulled, this adult film I that propose of could end up being the most elaborate and ambitious XXX film ever!
I'd probably watch it just for the story and action sequences(no not THOSE ones) alone.
One of the catchphrases could be "I'll cum back"....which is pretty ironic considering the infamous "I'll BE back" line from James Cameron's film was originally written as just that....except of course they used the word "come" instead....lol.