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Cairo
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23 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 12:43PM
There's nothing like a celebrity sex tape to get people talking, I've been reading about the latest celebrity sex tape and celebrity sex tapes in general, some of the posts people have written are quite funny. Most seem to be outraged that they've been burnt, now that they've departed with their 40 bucks and are left with 3 minutes worth footage looped into making a full length movie they were probably better off with getting a real porn film. LMFAO!

I don't make a habit of watching celebrity sex tapes because I know they going to be pretty bad. However I saw this latest sex tape with Kim Kardashian at my brothers house yesterday and was pretty unimpressed. It made me think though, am I sucker for good marketing tactics. the day before yesterday i didn't even know who she was, are celebrity sex tapes a tool to create a greater sense of public awareness? I mean it worked for Paris Hilton. on the back of a sex tape has managed to create a career for herself? Would she still have a television series, autobiographical book and a certified gold album and ect without the tape? Its not all good though, On the other hand Dustin Diamond has faded into obscurity, i don't see him with any book deals.

If Paris planned the whole thing wouldn't it be a success in marketing genius or was it just opportunistic behaviour, taking advantage of a bad situation. I personally don't think she's that smart but is she that dumb? Are quasi celebrities seeing a sex tape as a way of launching their careers and how long will this trend last?

Edited by - Cairo on Apr 4 2007

Ramsey
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Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 12:48PM
Very very bad porn. I only saw one with Pamela Anderson and I actually FF through the whole movie. I mean if you saw real porn why take a step back? Only because they're so-called famous?
Drop a load
Senior Member

My leg hurts
1098 Posts
11/05
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 1:14PM
They all suck
BuffaloSoldier
Member

70 Posts
9/06
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 1:56PM
Next time a celeb wants to release a sex tape, she should ditch the night-vision cameras and call up Jake Malone or Jules Jordan. Get a pro behind the camera, a male performer that knows what he's doing, and make a deal!

Are listening, Lindsay Lohan?

ItalianStallion
Deactivated User

141 Posts
6/04
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 3:02PM
Sounds like u are a lindsay lohan hater Buffalo....although i would watch lindsay if she made a tape
 
McCutcheon
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"I guess you could say it's extremely vulgar; I like it a lot."
161 Posts
11/06
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 3:24PM
They are not great porn. They are homemade and, at least to some extent, were not made to be sold as whacking material for all us pervs.

Paris is an annoying, talentless skank but she did look pretty cute in some of the bj footage in her tape. I thought that part of her tape was quality homemade porn. There were also some strong moments in the Jenna Lewis tape.

I may be the only person in the world who has never seen the Pamela Anderson tapes (except for some brief clips). She just never did much for me.

Pagoda
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Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 3:34PM
Celebrity sex tapes are good business for everybody involved. They sell like crazy.
baronorca
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Montana
528 Posts
1/01
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 6:19PM
They get people's feet in the water (so to speak). A real porn dvd would be taboo for some folks, but a celebrity porn is different. Later they can come in and get the good stuff.

Oh, and to answer the question, a combo of all three.

Edited by - Baronorca on 4/2/2007 6:20:28 PM

amneth
Member

91 Posts
9/05
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 8:17PM
Celebrit sex tapes are rarely worth the money they charge to buy them. The only celebrities I would pay any serious dough to see doing something sexual on video would be Janet Jackson or Halle Berry. Otherwise, I'd just assume look at women who actually enjoy performing sexually on video. Most pornstars are as pretty as celebrity women, if not prettier. They are also more sexually interesting than most celebrity women.

If the celebrity sex tapes I've seen are what you get fucking celebrity women, most don't seem much fun. I'd much rather watch a woman who knows how to put on a sexual show.

tittysucker86
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florida
218 Posts
2/07
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 8:48PM
I never saw it, but are you all saying the janine-vince neil tape sucks? ...was it vince neil? or brett michaels? or was it both?
Cairo
Member

23 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 2 2007 : 10:07PM
Haven't seen those tapes tittysucker like I was saying before i stay away from them. I would assume it's just as bad as any other celebrity tape unless anybody else has seen it and they can say otherwise.

Does anybody see the celebrity sex tapes as a attempt in imitating pornography? It's definitely marketed like pornography but does that make it porn? I'm also interested in hearing what people in the biz think of celebrity sex tapes. I got an interesting scenario for you the first "porn celebrity sex tape", something along the lines like House of Ass or Chemistry, wouldn't that blur the lines between reality and the hyper reality that pornography creates, mind fuck! would you be watching porn or someone's homemade sex tape? So when does a sex tape become porn?

By the way If anybody steals my idea of porn celebrity sex tape I'm gonna sue

nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:07AM
With all the high quality smut you can have for a few dollars, there will never be anything celebrities in private do that approaches that caliber of filth.
nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:08AM
Is this a poll?
R.Jordan
Member

373 Posts
1/07
Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:45AM
never seen one that was remotely exciting to me.

except maybe that Severina Vuckovic one. but i didn't even know who she was before i saw her sex tape, so i don't know if you could call her a celebrity. maybe in Croatia

Cairo
Member

23 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 6:57AM
It's kinda like a poll wanted to pic people's brains on this issue and get their opinions
 
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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1881 Posts
6/05
Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 10:46PM
Bad porn.
matchmaker
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24914 Posts
4/05
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 1:41AM
Isn't this Joey's line?
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 4:01AM
The only thing I've seen was maybe a minute or so of one of them. I was not impressed. It literally did appear to be done from all the way across the room. I'm not even satisfied with professionally made porn half the time. This is just junk in my book.
HarryWild
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Make me believe
622 Posts
2/05
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 4:54AM
Saw only two:

Paris Hilton's One and Two - One had actually sex in it!

Tom Sizmore's which was his sex life in a manner of speaking - very good better then all porns put together since it was real!

JEWEL (imposter)
Jewel De'Nyle

736 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 9:39AM
Waste of money point proved if you read the latest on AVN about the Scott Strapp tape RLD had to fork out a lot of money for nothing.
Ra!
Member

14 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 10:19AM
Nonsense to compare celeb tapes to porn. Celeb tapes were not meant for your eyes, that's the thrill. Complaining because they didn't have a crew present, is crazy!
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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people pay me NOT to get naked
1944 Posts
2/04
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 11:09AM
God damn it, Neetch! You beat me to it! (again!)
wheat
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe
1131 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 11:39AM
I have no idea if she helped leak her sex tape but paris hilton's fame went through the roof after it was released.

In our society it seems the biggest thing is to be famous and on tv/net why you're on there seems unimportant so i think it's a combination of bad porn and genius.

Edited by - wheat on 4/4/2007 11:40:18 AM

tittysucker86
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florida
218 Posts
2/07
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 5:51PM
the sizemore tape? I saw an edited still frame somewhere, I think. the girls look like ugly dogs. but thats sizemore. wants to live his life coked up, and sleep with nasty whores. Heidi fleiss is actually an attractive woman. And unless you have a whacko rightwing agenda against people who run escort services, Heidi Fleiss is probably too classy and too good for Sizemore. instead of making it work, he had to beat the crap out of her.
pito05
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BROOKLYN nyc
508 Posts
9/06
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 8:27PM
never seen one, and never had any inclination to. so some famous person taped themselves getting laid and somehow it was mass produced and released. so what. if i want to watch people fucking, i'll watch real porn. the lighting may still suck, the performance may be lethargic, but that's a chance i can take. when you watch celeb stuff, you know you're getting sub par everything. so why bother? hey, if everyone makes big $ off it, go for it. i would too if i had so and so's romp in my possession knowing lots of people for whatever reason will fork over 40 bucks for this. but i wouldn't watch it. i suppose it's just curiosity more than anything else. you know the quality is gonna be crap, but you see it anyway. to get a glimpse? see what he/she's like in bed? ok fine. but hardly worth the price.
 
elgringoviejo58
Senior Member

1460 Posts
1/07
Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 8:56PM
The Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton ones were beyond bad, plain awful. The Paris Hilton tape seemed like it was shot with military night-vision equipment, with that green hue.
tittysucker86
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florida
218 Posts
2/07
Posted - Apr 5 2007 : 12:12AM
the paris hilton sex tpe was stupid. could she be any more of a cold frigid bitch. the pam anderson/tommy lee tape had some passion to it, but it had too much vacation crap on it. pam and tommy swimming and boating on lake mead? boring!!!! and they were on vacation? Tommy lee's life and pam andersons life is one big friggin vacation. the rest of us should be so lucky. and do millionares really spend a week on a houseboat on a lake? maybe they do. I guess the idea of being a millionaire is not tryign to see how fast you can run thru your money.



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