I've seen a few pics and short mpegs with Chico Wang's minion on Lukeford.com. It was hilarious with his 2 inch dick and his fat ass body.
Is there any plans to release a dvd with him in it. I bet it would sell just for the laugh factor. Plus he would have to be the porn star with the smallest dick in the history of porn.
I don't know if you saw the short mpeg clip that was on Lukeford.com a while back showing the minion trying to fuck Madison Monroe but it was hilarious.
I don't know if it is because the minion can't get a hard on or because he is just that small but it was hilarious.
As for you suggesting Ed Powers he is just boring as hell to watch. I've seen some of his videos and they nearly put me to sleep.
Edited by - asian_slacker on 7/7/2004 8:44:35 PM
Edited by - asian_slacker on 7/7/2004 9:14:36 PM
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DenverDon Benevolent
Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 8:47PM
They also had an mpeg clip where a couple of girls were trying to stuff things up his backside. It was not appetizing.
Right now, I can't really say what I'm doing with it. I've been shooting him with a bunch of girls just for kicks, usually girls hanging out. I will only say that he's fucked some of the hottest girls in the business. I'll keep you informed as I make a judgment on the shoots themselves. I can't hold the camera still cause I'm cracking up too much during the shoots. Some of these girls, once you give them the A-OK to go nuts on a guy, go absolutely sadistic.
For those who haven't seen the latest trailer (not the latest shoot), here you go ...
I don't know whether to feel sorry for the Minion for having the most pathetic cock in porn or be extremely envious for at least rubbing that little one incher against some of the hottest whores in the business.
I can pretty safely say that the Minion's videos will never come out on DVD. I'm exclusive with Anabolic/Diabolic and can say wholeheartedly without asking that the producers there will never ever allow a minion DVD. If I was a video producer, I would never let scenes with him taint the company name. There are other, less obtrusive ways to capitalize on these scenes in a more 'anonymous' way.
I also regret to inform y'all that the minion does indeed have a dick bigger than an inch.
You want proof?
Watch this video ...
For the record, the following video was the only video where a Minion sex scene was made available on Diabolic's site. This was his "Hiring Initiation" video ...
Don't get on my bad side,junior. I know who you are. Don't bite the hand that feeds you (edited)
Edit Note: Keep it informative, something we can discuss, humorous, or a lot of things, but let's please not start slagging others or be derogatory on purpose.
Hey Chico, I'm coming out your way in a few weeks, think I'm ready for that scene now!! I hope I might get a chance to see you work again, watching the one scene was interesting! I'll be out there for about five days so hopefully I can get in on some action,lol!! You and the minion have quite the relationship!!
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kyoto Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 11:29PM
the funniest minion vid is when taylor rain saw the minion naked and yelled "OH. MY. GOD!"
What wouldn't we do to have perky 18-year-old porn newbie chix lactating over our parboiled weiner while ass-deep in a bag of flour? Lord knows!
Oh, man -- that heavy Melissa scene -- wow! wow! That was mad. I had to stop stroking, but it laid a crazy emotional vibe on me that really fucked me up, kind of in a good way. Broke the "fourth wall." Deep into the Method, suddenly. I mean, I never whacked milady in the face with anything but my enraged pecker, and pecker it is, but I have seen the wimmens cry, and for justifiable reasons I am certain, and it always made me want to whip the legs over their pointy lil heads and root down even more, turning those tears to joy, or at least pre-orgasmic gasping, and, well, sometimes it worked. (Or else they ran off to pee -- for 45 minutes!)
I thought cal444 was the bloated warthog? WEHT that beer pig, anyway, haven't heard from him in weeks or months.
Which one opens the pooper, Chico, Nautica or Lily? I'm out of the loop. I'd like to see either one, though. As long as someone remembered to turn the lights on.
I just watched Lily in a scene with Dana Vespoli recently, after all the Dana Vespoli buzz, and her being the same age as my wife, I just had to see her. Dana got my *AHEM* attention (SAAA-LUTE!)
But Lily is so .... something. And Nautica is, as Pormaster Mike once said, stunning .
skronk, man, lay off the vodkas? Jeez, but that was classic skronkerization there. Couple more bourbons and I'll be confusing the hell out of Coyote again. Point? No point. I'm using my slack time this Saturday to its fullest. No yard work, no research, no billing, just me, some Maker's Mark and ADT. Could get interesting.
And yes....I just watched it. It was the whole 'armpit' thing and mentions of her age that made me finally get around to seeing her. I'd say I picked a great one to start with. Mr. Happy is satisfied. Now, I want to pick up her Service Animals appearance, but I have to save SOME for Mrs. 60 (she gets mad when she only gets a few drops, she knows what I've been *ahem* up to).
Back in the day, the former consort du skronker had similar issues, so she would perform upon me while I watched, and would watch as well. One day I got a frightening nosebleed in the middle of some Dark Bros. insanity -- or as it Andrew Blake? That's pretty much all there was to choose from back then, in the Time of Darkness, when such things were passed from hand to hand under cover of the twilight. Then, one day, she found my stash of "Anal Funtime" in the closet, with Rocco and some other meat puppet doubly embedded in the sweet musky fundament and funicular of some slight yet pointy-breasted Asian nubile, and that made life, well, a little interesting. Oh, but that was so long ago. Things were different then. Misty watercolored memories.
Then there was time I rented some Janine epic AND "Face Dance" with the wife of someone who was not me, while the someone who was not me was out of town, which seemed REAL innocent at the time, and still sort of was. I only wished she had called her girlfriend over, but he who was not me got to enjoy ALL of that fun.
Bad skronker, bad!
Hey, it was Georgia. People act different in the swelting shadow of Spanish moss ...
Conjure it up, sorceror man. So many things that seem so innocent at the time turn out to be more depraved than even your darkest thoughts at the time allow for. I still dream of a day when I live out a southern gothic of my own.
Maybe I'll even invite the minion over. And Chico can film it all.
the "PigBoy" will become a porno superstar. I don't know when but I'm giving him a directive to start booking 3 scenes of girls for himself. I have to approve the girls. Here's a short list of girls he has already worked with ...
Madison Monroe Stacy Thorn Katin Brodi Chanel Chavez Sophia Sativa Rose Chiquita Lani Kahlua Asia Winter Mason Storm
He's also dumped his sperm into the mouths of:
Luci Thai Chelsea Tami Lynn Cris Taliana and Crystal Ray
And there'll be more. It's come to the point that some girls have contacted me to utilize the minion for web shoots. In other words, the girls are requesting to fuck him. How fucked up is that.
Here's the first minion fuck video trailer I shot. Enjoy and be afraid. Be very afraid.
I agree with what you say Ramsey. Gee, this may be the first time ever!
My theory behind this is if there's a market for the same guys fucking the same girls over and over again with dick sizes bigger than normal (absolutely necessary in gonzo by the way), I think the average viewer wants to see a fat guy with a small dick fucking away too. I believe it makes the porn girls more "attainable" . After all, none of us can fuck these girls like Rocco or Everhard, nor do any of us have the dick sizes of Mandingo or Lex.
Good guys with big dicks fucking are all over the place. Fat guys with small dicks are a rarity.