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asian_slacker
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7/04
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 8:05PM
I've seen a few pics and short mpegs with Chico Wang's minion on Lukeford.com. It was hilarious with his 2 inch dick and his fat ass body.

Is there any plans to release a dvd with him in it. I bet it would sell just for the laugh factor. Plus he would have to be the porn star with the smallest dick in the history of porn.

skronker
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Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 8:08PM
I dunno, there's always Ed Powers.

Besides, it's never length -- it's girth.

asian_slacker
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23 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 8:43PM
skronker,

I don't know if you saw the short mpeg clip that was on Lukeford.com a while back showing the minion trying to fuck Madison Monroe but it was hilarious.

I don't know if it is because the minion can't get a hard on or because he is just that small but it was hilarious.

As for you suggesting Ed Powers he is just boring as hell to watch. I've seen some of his videos and they nearly put me to sleep.

Edited by - asian_slacker on 7/7/2004 8:44:35 PM

Edited by - asian_slacker on 7/7/2004 9:14:36 PM

DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 8:47PM
They also had an mpeg clip where a couple of girls were trying to stuff things up his backside. It was not appetizing.

DenverDon

asian_slacker
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23 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 8:48PM
Yeah I saw that it definitely was gross but at the same time it was very funny.

To be more specific, the things the girls were stuffing in his ass were their fingers

Edited by - asian_slacker on 7/7/2004 8:49:33 PM

 
skronker
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9/02
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 9:01PM
We'll never know for sure until we see the Minion Erect. Yeah, Ed Powers is boring.
asian_slacker
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23 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 9:07PM
Here is a pic of the minion

http://www.lukeford.com/pornojackass.jpg

Dirty Gweilo
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18 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 9:45PM
Minion is my hero!

He's fatter, hairier, and smaller than I am.

Coyote
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3/04
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 10:10PM
Just reading it scares me!!!!!!
DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 10:32PM
Be afraid, very afraid.

DenverDon

skronker
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9/02
Posted - Jul 7 2004 : 10:34PM
You could be next!
Coyote
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3/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 2:23AM
been there done that..but I have a nice ass!
Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 4:50AM
Right now, I can't really say what I'm doing with it. I've been shooting him with a bunch of girls just for kicks, usually girls hanging out. I will only say that he's fucked some of the hottest girls in the business. I'll keep you informed as I make a judgment on the shoots themselves. I can't hold the camera still cause I'm cracking up too much during the shoots. Some of these girls, once you give them the A-OK to go nuts on a guy, go absolutely sadistic.

For those who haven't seen the latest trailer (not the latest shoot), here you go ...

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO

Edited by - Chico Wang on 7/8/2004 4:51:49 AM
Asmodeus
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az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 5:41AM
I don't know whether to feel sorry for the Minion for having the most pathetic cock in porn or be extremely envious for at least rubbing that little one incher against some of the hottest whores in the business.
Joey Starr
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10/00
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 5:42AM
I' d like to see him in DVD, would make a nice change from the usual suspects...
 
Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 5:53AM
I can pretty safely say that the Minion's videos will never come out on DVD. I'm exclusive with Anabolic/Diabolic and can say wholeheartedly without asking that the producers there will never ever allow a minion DVD. If I was a video producer, I would never let scenes with him taint the company name. There are other, less obtrusive ways to capitalize on these scenes in a more 'anonymous' way.

I also regret to inform y'all that the minion does indeed have a dick bigger than an inch.

You want proof?

Watch this video ...

For the record, the following video was the only video where a Minion sex scene was made available on Diabolic's site. This was his "Hiring Initiation" video ...

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO

DoronD
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132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 6:02AM
I got a fan posse?
DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 8:33AM
Thanks Chico, that got my day started.

... my coffee just doesn't taste the same this morning.

DenverDon

Mr WolanD
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59 Posts
2/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 11:06AM
Probably more like a disturbed posse ;)
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 3:36PM
I'm down with the sickness.
Faceblaster
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390 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 8:40PM
There is certainly a William Hung joke lurking in here somewhere. I just have to figure it out. Maybe his stage name should be William Unhung?
blacksilver
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venezuela
135 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:16PM

Hey Chico, maybe you can put the minion in a scene of one of your movies, that would be cool...
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:20PM
Seriously doubt I would bro. I don't have a line called "The Adventures of PigBoy" yet.

Chico

DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:25PM
Don't get on my bad side,junior. I know who you are. Don't bite the hand that feeds you (edited)

Edit Note: Keep it informative, something we can discuss, humorous, or a lot of things, but let's please not start slagging others or be derogatory on purpose.

Edited by - DenverDon on 7/8/2004 9:31:12 PM

Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:27PM
Faceblaster, don't sweat nothin' bro. I got your back. Just buy the Minion some white bread and a bucket of molasses and he'll love you forever.

Chico

Edited by - Chico Wang on 7/8/2004 9:27:11 PM

 
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:27PM
How dare you, Chico-that ain't kosher. You're lucky you have an endless supply of frozen pizza for me or I'd kill a nekka.
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:28PM
I wish I had an endless supply of pizza you fat fuck if you didn't eat it all with your bloated belly. The only thing endless is your colon.

Chico

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Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 9:31PM
Hey Chico, I'm coming out your way in a few weeks, think I'm ready for that scene now!! I hope I might get a chance to see you work again, watching the one scene was interesting! I'll be out there for about five days so hopefully I can get in on some action,lol!! You and the minion have quite the relationship!!
kyoto
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15 Posts
6/04
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 11:29PM
the funniest minion vid is when taylor rain saw the minion naked and yelled "OH. MY. GOD!"
Harri Patel
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5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jul 8 2004 : 11:33PM
Shouldn't threads about The Minion be in "Star Crossed"?
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Your other left
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3/02
Posted - Jul 9 2004 : 12:46AM
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of "Pop Culture," but, upon reflection, perhaps ultradamno has suffered enough already.
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jul 9 2004 : 1:58AM
Ha ha -- yes, punish the man.
Chico Wang
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1/04
Posted - Jul 9 2004 : 3:11AM
Maybe they should start a new category with the subject heading "Bloated Warthogs".
skronker
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Posted - Jul 9 2004 : 3:24AM
Poor Minion!

At least he "gets the love."

What wouldn't we do to have perky 18-year-old porn newbie chix lactating over our parboiled weiner while ass-deep in a bag of flour? Lord knows!

Oh, man -- that heavy Melissa scene -- wow! wow! That was mad. I had to stop stroking, but it laid a crazy emotional vibe on me that really fucked me up, kind of in a good way. Broke the "fourth wall." Deep into the Method, suddenly. I mean, I never whacked milady in the face with anything but my enraged pecker, and pecker it is, but I have seen the wimmens cry, and for justifiable reasons I am certain, and it always made me want to whip the legs over their pointy lil heads and root down even more, turning those tears to joy, or at least pre-orgasmic gasping, and, well, sometimes it worked. (Or else they ran off to pee -- for 45 minutes!)


Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 9 2004 : 3:05PM
Skronker, you're too philosophical for me.

I'm shooting the minion with another serious hottie who'll I'll leave nameless. Let's just say she's the hottest Asian pornstar at the moment.

Cool thing is, I'm thinking about having the Minion wear a strap on and fuck her. If it works, I think it'll be an instant classic.

Chico

 
skronker
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Posted - Jul 9 2004 : 3:32PM
I shoulda laid off the last two vodkas.

Hmmmm .... it's either Nautica or Lily Thai

Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 6:20AM
It's neither Nautica or Lily. (Shameless plug: They'll both be in Lewd Conduct #21:)).

They're both hot but there's one I think is hotter cause she opens up her pooper.

cobalt60
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2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 12:15PM

I thought cal444 was the bloated warthog? WEHT that beer pig, anyway, haven't heard from him in weeks or months.

Which one opens the pooper, Chico, Nautica or Lily? I'm out of the loop. I'd like to see either one, though. As long as someone remembered to turn the lights on.

I just watched Lily in a scene with Dana Vespoli recently, after all the Dana Vespoli buzz, and her being the same age as my wife, I just had to see her. Dana got my *AHEM* attention (SAAA-LUTE!)

But Lily is so .... something. And Nautica is, as Pormaster Mike once said, stunning .

skronk, man, lay off the vodkas? Jeez, but that was classic skronkerization there. Couple more bourbons and I'll be confusing the hell out of Coyote again. Point? No point. I'm using my slack time this Saturday to its fullest. No yard work, no research, no billing, just me, some Maker's Mark and ADT. Could get interesting.

skronker
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Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 12:23PM
Oh wait -- I meant LUCY Thai!!!!

She opens up the pooper to every happy scooper, don't she?


Yes, Mr. Cobalt -- I trade them all for Dana Vespoli, including next year's third-round draft pick.

Rave on, John Donne, rave on -- it's a crazy feeling, she's got me reeling.

Edited by - skronker on 7/10/2004 12:40:50 PM

skronker
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Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 12:26PM
I'm running to the likker store right now!
cobalt60
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2/03
Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 12:28PM
I'm making my second with Vanilla Coke.

And yes....I just watched it. It was the whole 'armpit' thing and mentions of her age that made me finally get around to seeing her. I'd say I picked a great one to start with. Mr. Happy is satisfied. Now, I want to pick up her Service Animals appearance, but I have to save SOME for Mrs. 60 (she gets mad when she only gets a few drops, she knows what I've been *ahem* up to).

skronker
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Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 12:50PM
Back in the day, the former consort du skronker had similar issues, so she would perform upon me while I watched, and would watch as well. One day I got a frightening nosebleed in the middle of some Dark Bros. insanity -- or as it Andrew Blake? That's pretty much all there was to choose from back then, in the Time of Darkness, when such things were passed from hand to hand under cover of the twilight. Then, one day, she found my stash of "Anal Funtime" in the closet, with Rocco and some other meat puppet doubly embedded in the sweet musky fundament and funicular of some slight yet pointy-breasted Asian nubile, and that made life, well, a little interesting. Oh, but that was so long ago. Things were different then. Misty watercolored memories.

Then there was time I rented some Janine epic AND "Face Dance" with the wife of someone who was not me, while the someone who was not me was out of town, which seemed REAL innocent at the time, and still sort of was. I only wished she had called her girlfriend over, but he who was not me got to enjoy ALL of that fun.

Bad skronker, bad!

Hey, it was Georgia. People act different in the swelting shadow of Spanish moss ...

cobalt60
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2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 12:59PM
Conjure it up, sorceror man. So many things that seem so innocent at the time turn out to be more depraved than even your darkest thoughts at the time allow for. I still dream of a day when I live out a southern gothic of my own.

Maybe I'll even invite the minion over. And Chico can film it all.

skronker
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Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 2:02PM
TRailer Park Babylon!

I feel it. I feel it. Coming in the air.

Starring the Minion, as Big Daddy Pulp Puffer

eduardo911
Senior Member

1299 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 10 2004 : 9:40PM
I kinda like that title. I think it would be cool to see him nailing a couple of hot girls.
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 11 2004 : 5:10AM
the "PigBoy" will become a porno superstar. I don't know when but I'm giving him a directive to start booking 3 scenes of girls for himself. I have to approve the girls. Here's a short list of girls he has already worked with ...

Madison Monroe
Stacy Thorn
Katin
Brodi
Chanel Chavez
Sophia
Sativa Rose
Chiquita
Lani Kahlua
Asia
Winter
Mason Storm

He's also dumped his sperm into the mouths of:

Luci Thai
Chelsea
Tami Lynn
Cris Taliana
and
Crystal Ray

And there'll be more. It's come to the point that some girls have contacted me to utilize the minion for web shoots. In other words, the girls are requesting to fuck him. How fucked up is that.

Here's the first minion fuck video trailer I shot. Enjoy and be afraid. Be very afraid.

CLICK FOR VIDEO

Click for image.

Chico

Edited by - Chico Wang on 7/11/2004 5:11:01 AM

Edited to make link instead of image. Chico, unfortunately there are some new rules regarding posting pictures because of proposed 2257 rules.

Edited by - DenverDon on 7/11/2004 7:36:52 AM

eduardo911
Senior Member

1299 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 11 2004 : 5:38AM
It's hilarious. Pity about the face cover though.
The Minion could become a cult hero!
asian_slacker
Member

23 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 11 2004 : 5:58AM
In the minion fuckfeast video with Madison Monroe was the minion fully erect?

Maybe the minion(DoronD) can give us the answer directly.

How big is your wang fully erect minion. Inquiring minds want to know.

Ramsey
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10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 11 2004 : 6:14AM
My question is why can't overweight guys do porn? I mean do we all have to relate to the Lee Stone kind of guys? I'm down with using more normal guys.
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 11 2004 : 2:36PM
I agree with what you say Ramsey. Gee, this may be the first time ever!

My theory behind this is if there's a market for the same guys fucking the same girls over and over again with dick sizes bigger than normal (absolutely necessary in gonzo by the way), I think the average viewer wants to see a fat guy with a small dick fucking away too. I believe it makes the porn girls more "attainable" . After all, none of us can fuck these girls like Rocco or Everhard, nor do any of us have the dick sizes of Mandingo or Lex.

Good guys with big dicks fucking are all over the place. Fat guys with small dicks are a rarity.

We'll see and let the niche customers decide.

Chico

Kamp
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369 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 11 2004 : 3:48PM
If there's is a market for it, why not.
I'm not gonna buy it, that's for sure.
I want to see the action.
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