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| john_qyoo_public Deactivated User 265 Posts 7/05 |  Posted - Mar 3 2008 : 1:18PMI mean to say that his employers should knock off this idiotic shit. This ruined My First Porn 6 (or whatever number it was) with the delectable Kelsey Michaels. I was all looking forward to seeing the tender petite Kelsey get speared with the biggest white dick in porn, and they go and turn it into a comedy gag, with Cody Bangs' ugly, leering face popping up every five seconds - ZERO heat. They showed his ugly mug WAAAAAY more than they ever show any guys face in a gonzo scene. Then Michaels promptly retired, meaning no chance of ever seeing her take that big log again. Fucking DUMB. I would've bought that movie if they hadn't totally fumbled the ball on this scene. Just now I was looking at reviews of Jack's Asian Adventure, and they did this stupid shit AGAIN! Well, now I won't just not buy it, I won't even rent it. Thanks to the reviewers, who gave a heads up so I could avoid this asinine crap. If I want comedy I've got Netflix. If you absolutely have to do this stupid Bangs/Charming stunt dick shit, at least do it so you aren't showing his hideous face any more than you would a male performer's face in a normal gonzo scene (which tends to be never until the popshot, limiting the destruction caused to ruining just the popshot, and not the whole scene). Btw, is it just me or does Chris Charming hardly ever get any love? The guy has the biggest white dick in porn and they always seem to pair him with the hags. WTF? Edited by - john_qyoo_public on Mar 3 2008 [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Mar 3 2008 : 6:55PM [Link] |
| Johnothan Pedak Senior Member Catastrophe 1594 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Mar 3 2008 : 7:28PM "All other things being equal, the simplest solution is usually stupidity." [Link] |
| Freddie_Luck Deactivated User 7 Posts 3/08 | Posted - Mar 4 2008 : 3:16PM [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Mar 4 2008 : 4:36PM Jack's Teen America Jack's My First Porn Jack's Playground Jack's Big Ass Show etc... It was kind of fun to start with, but the novelty soon wears off. Maybe they should use a different voice for 'Jack' from time to time. Every single film features him with the tired old lines like "so do you want to be in my music video?" [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Mar 4 2008 : 5:04PM [Link] |
Walter  All-Star Member 1445 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Mar 5 2008 : 12:29AM No, it varies from scene to scene and movie to movie. They use Chris Charming, Scott Nails, and others. [Link] |
| Al3x Member ex-Member 603 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Mar 5 2008 : 1:03AM [Link] |
| lenscap Member everywhere 185 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Mar 5 2008 : 5:38AM [Link] |
| john_qyoo_public Deactivated User 265 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Mar 8 2008 : 6:38PM Chris very rarely shows up. I even sometimes go as far as to check hotties at IAFD to see if they've worked with males I prefer, and Chris is the one that always turns up squat.Please elaborate. He'd have to be pretty bad to stand out from the pack.Yawn, okay I'm bored so I'll bite. Who?OT, but an interesting subject. Yes, I pay attention to who's on the other end. I prefer seeing guys that remind me of me as far as possible (I'm a "be there" viewer, not a voyeur), good performers, and of course the bigger the better. I have a laundry list of "nos" for male performers (and females, obviously, and scenes and scenarios) and the vast majority of porn falls into the "no" category. Edited by - john_qyoo_public on 3/8/2008 6:42:50 PM [Link] |
| lilacwine Member "Don't let your lava love turn to stone." 489 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Mar 9 2008 : 4:36AM [Link] |
| john_qyoo_public Deactivated User 265 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Mar 10 2008 : 3:19PM When I'm jerking off, I like to see woman being fucked by a man (or sometimes a woman pleasuring herself, or even just being naked and hot). It's better to see as much of the woman as possible, and as little of the man, but that's just the general rule. I definitely do not like stroking off to a closeup of a man's asshole, or face, or anything else, with no female parts in there. I don't mind the guy's face being in the shot, I mind closeups of a man's face and nothing else. (Since the stupid and not-funny Charming/Bangs crap ruled out having the male's face in the shot along with the woman, every shot of Bang's face constituted a violation of these rules, which was made worse by the long, lingering duration and the disturbing frequency, to say nothing of his ugliness and sweatiness and grimacing) It isn't rocket science. [Link] |
| inside_man New Member 4 Posts 12/07 | Posted - Mar 10 2008 : 8:48PM I'm gay and only dig nasty, straight porn. Chris Charming has a massive cock so you might reasonably think he would be a favorite performer of mine. Personally, I think that guy is lame. The way he fucks a girl reminds me of a saying attributed to an old time Hollywood starlet when talking about Gary Cooper-"one of the biggest dicks in Hollywood and no ass to push it in with" With the equipment that guy has, his fucking should be red hot but I find him dull and lifeless-and this is from a guy who digs watching a big cock. He's a definite fast forward. [Link] |
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