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| seedfeeder Member  My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 |  Posted - Dec 7 2009 : 8:27PMI noticed nobody has really discussed this here and wanted to see what you clever perverts have come up with over the years. I'm looking for CLEVER methods here, not "I stroke my cock until I cum". For example: Sometimes I take a very silky stocking, and put one of those tiny but powerful vibrator eggs inside (a real one, like 2 AA batteries, not some bogus watch battery piece of crap), and tie it right under the head of my penis so I have a vibrator in addition to my hand (this might not work if your cock isn't big enough). Any other ideas for a guy to use a vibrator or other clever method to get off? I'm hoping to hear some funny, crazy, and USEFUL stuff here!! And women, feel free to chime in, this isn't just for the guys! [Link] |
| GirlyGirl New Member 4 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Dec 7 2009 : 11:12PM [Link] |
jayo  All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 11:21AM [Link] |
| Endorphin Luminary 1185 Posts 3/00 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 11:50AM GirlyGirl, is there an application process or do I just have to stand in line?  Welcome to ADT! [Link] |
| GirlyGirl New Member 4 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 11:57AM Edited by - GirlyGirl on 12/8/2009 12:00:35 PM [Link] |
| Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 12:29PM This applies to sex or wanking, try only doing it every 3 days. That way, you'll be gagging for it and it feels tens times as good! ....and masturbating whilst watching a girl masturbate is pretty fucking hot too! [Link] |
| NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 12:30PM Do I need to take a number, or just stand in line??? ;-) Edited by - NewRomancer on 12/8/2009 12:30:37 PM [Link] |
| GirlyGirl New Member 4 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 12:31PM [Link] |
| ADT44 Member 876 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 3:40PM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Dec 8 2009 : 3:45PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Dec 9 2009 : 4:30AM I never found vibrators particularly stimulating. I tried fucking a lubed banana peel a few times but could never quite get it to work the way I thought it would. [Link] |
| lilacwine Member "Don't let your lava love turn to stone." 489 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Dec 11 2009 : 5:44AM [Link] |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 9:02PM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Dec 15 2009 : 4:37PM [Link] |
| Cryogenix Member 84 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Dec 19 2009 : 4:44PM - My first non-hand ejaculation came from one of those fluted, plastic salt/pepper shakers that most people use on picnics and camping. They were about 8" high, white and smooth as could be. - A Chinese vase whose opening was too small for an erection, so I had to insert it while limp and keep it pressed firmly to my body until I was fully erect. The sensation was amazing. I still remember how the head of my cock would bounce around the sides of the vase. - Going for a "hands-free" approach, I looked to the family treadmill. Without getting too detailed, once you remove the plastic shroud over the motor, you can drill a hole through a wood molding or a broomstick, affix it to the motor's shaft, tape a few empty toilet paper spools together (paper towel ones were always too small) and then tape them to the other end of the wood. You then set the speed you want, use an extension chord so you can lie back and make the motor go off and on easily... That was some elaborate stuff that took planning to ensure other family members wouldn't suddenly come home. - A power palm-sander pressed to my cock through my underwear. Holy shit, was that ever some good stuff. I also used to tape spools to the end of a saw's-all, but the noise was too much of a distraction and prevented me from hearing if the garage door was opening... - Any vacuum with a hose attachment, of course. - My family once rented a cabin on a lake, and there was a drain in the middle of the bathroom floor. While everyone was outside swimming and barbecuing, I decided to pop off the strainer and have a quickie. I should mention that I'd found a stash of 70's porn mags in a hidden place in the bathroom. It was my inspiration. - A mattress and my mom's good silk pillowcases. Place one between both mattresses and you're good to go. I also used my step mom’s silk panties once. That was amazing! :) - Very early on, I used to bore a hole through a bar of soap while taking a bath - it was tricky because the soap would usually split in half once fully erect - but it was fun. Looking back now, I wonder if my parents ever found it strange that the soap always vanished whenever I'd take a bath. I had to flush the evidence down the toilet when I was done. - I used to fuck my sister's stuffed teddy bear. I never came inside of it. It was more of a foreplay device. - A hollowed out zucchini or small squash placed between the mattress (with a towel wrapped around it so it didn't make a mess). - A section of PVC pipe or large plastic tubing with some petroluem jelly. Again, between the mattresses. - Currently, for my girlfriend, I used a 2" square wood "pole," cut it a 1/4" shorter than the width of our bedroom door frames, placed rubber caps on both ends and screwed a thick piece of 1/4" plexiglass to the middle of the wood pole. Now, she can wedge the pole into the doorway at whatever height and angle she wants (doggie, standing up), then suction cup a dildo (or two...) to it and go to town. When I'm around, she usually has me in front of her so she can suck me off. Other times, she'll wedge the pole up high so she can suck on the dildo while bouncing on my pole. Three years later and we still find different things to do with it. - Again for her, we got an 8-foot section of multi-purpose book shelf (the pressboard kind that's coated with nylon or whatever), and she'll slip that between the mattress (leaving a few feet sticking out) and then she can suction a dildo to it and go to town in many positions. I like it when she places two cubed ottomans on either side and then straddles the shelf and bounces up and down while blowing me (I'm lying on the bed). In the end, you just gotta be creative and have fun. Edited by - cryogenix on 12/20/2009 12:51:27 PM [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 2:00PM [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 2:09PM You reminded me that I once carved a hole out of a cantelope (I think that's what it was) and microwaved it til warm and fucked it, it was kind of fun. Oh and that just made me think of another one: I took one of those wide mouth gatorade bottles, and then cooked a bunch of spagetti. You butter up the spagetti a bunch, add it to the bottle, and make sure there is a lot in there, 4/5 full perhaps and then jam your cock in. Twisting the bottle around your dick is the best way to do it, just rotating the bottle... very nice. And while "having someone watch" is great and all, .... those are more givens. cryogenix has the right idea and frankly... I'm really surprised women haven't commented more as a phallic device is much easier to create than a vaginal device. So ladies, let's have it? What exactly works for you? Squash? Zucchini? Let's have it, what do/did you use that worked or that failed? [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 2:11PM [Link] |
| TedtheBellhop Member 767 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 5:07PM Those sound awesome! You should put together a powerpoint to show how these things can be built, especially the ones for females. [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 5:45PM [Link] |
| Txbird New Member 5 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Dec 27 2009 : 5:03PM [Link] |
| Cryogenix Member 84 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jan 6 2010 : 11:11AM Anyway, making your own crude one from wood is easy. The photos are self-explanatory. Mark the hole placement on the 1/4" plexiglass (thinner plexiglass flexes too much), drill the holes just large enough to accept the screw diameter. Place the plexi back over the square pole and mark your holes, then drill smaller holes into the wood to accept the screws (this will prevent the wood from splitting). I placed round felt pads to prevent squeaking and slapping between plastic and wood, and used double-sided mounting tape in the middle just because. Since the plexiglass edges are sharp, I suggest putting tape or rubber tubing around them to prevent abrasions to the skin. Do NOT over-tighten the screws or you'll create craters around them which will not allow the suction cups to hold securely. Only tighten until snug. The felt pads and mounting tape will do the rest. You may notice on the one with the gray tape that there's a large hole bored through the plexi and wood. I did this because her big dongs are sometimes too heavy and bend easily, so I bored a hole into the dong from the suction cup end and placed a flexible metal rod into the shaft to simulate a very erect, straight "hard-on" that she can form the way she wants to. The rod extends through that bored hole and I use an easy clamp to secure it from behind. When considering the length of the pole, be sure to leave it so it will position between the door frame at a slight angle. If it's perfectly level, it might slip down while being used. The new one pictured below is too much of an angle and it will easily fall on the low side if you apply to much weight to it. Also, to span wider walls (such as a hallway) you can use anything to wedge the pole between them, such as a memory-foam cube pictured below, or a book or whatever. Try to be mindful of the paint by using soft/light material that won't scratch or leave behind unsightly blemishes. When done correctly, my girlfriend can hold onto the top bar and suck the top dong while lifting herself up and down to fuck the bottom one. She also loves putting two dongs together, for simultaneous anal/pussy penetration, and will sometimes put multiple dongs on the top to simulate an oral orgy of sorts. Enjoy! For some reason, I can't get the images to load using this forum's format. Not sure why. Copy and paste the links to your browser to see them. http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/Cryo123/Photo0741Large.jpg http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/Cryo123/Photo0757Large.jpg http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/Cryo123/Photo0765Large.jpg http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/Cryo123/Photo0758Large.jpg http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/Cryo123/Photo0762Large.jpg http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/Cryo123/Photo0761Large.jpg Edited by - Cryogenix on 1/6/2010 11:30:45 AM [Link] |
| rain0912 New Member 1 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Jan 6 2010 : 12:36PM That or I'd do the same, and then use two pillows. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jan 8 2010 : 9:11AM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jan 9 2010 : 12:22PM Reminds me of a story my best friend told me when we were both starting puberty and was learning about this. He decided to try his luck with a glass bottle that looked inviting--and got stuck. So he had a miserable time for awhile, imagining himself being driven by his mother to the E/R to have this thing removed somehow. (It didn't come to that.) [Link] |
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| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Jan 9 2010 : 12:49PM Then, "fuck" against the flow, varying your angle-of-attack so that you stimulate all the areas of your cock and balls you choose to. By the time you're ready to pop, you'll be "fucking" head-on into the most powerful part of the flow you can find It's really kewl watching your cum floating through the water, like a jellyfish, after you blow your load! Check for security cameras before starting, and stay aware if others happen by while you're busy :) [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Jan 11 2010 : 4:05AM [Link] |
| lovegeneration Deactivated User 18 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Jan 13 2010 : 7:18AM [Link] |
| fotomatt Member 78 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Jan 22 2010 : 6:37PM I can only imagine what my wife would say if I suggested we prop up some huge dildos in the doorway! And you've had some crazy beating off devices in your time. Seedfeeder, I gotta say, I'm sure the spaghetti might of felt good, but it just sounds disgusting (no offense). When I was younger, before I even knew what it was like to have my cock in a pussy, I would stick it in a tube sock, lay face down with my hands under the sock, and rock away till I blew my load in the sock. It was doubly convenient as busting my nut in the sock made for easy & quick cleanup. But my mom must have been wondering where all my socks were going. Once I felt pussy for the first time, out went the socks. Since then it's mostly been by hand and lots of lube. I do enjoy masturbating in front of my wife. I started doing it hoping she would take the cue and do it for me, but she's only done it a few times for me. She just doesn't feel comfortable masturbating in front of me. My latest favorite is this: I always get up before my wife does, and I hop into the shower. When I start showering, it wakes her up, and she comes into the bathroom to pee. When I see her go by the glass shower door, I start masturbating so that when she comes out of the toilet room she sees what I'm doing. I pretend that I don't realize she was even there, and she always comes up to the shower door and watches and encourages me till I cum on the door. [Link] |
| bi_girl Member 157 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 8:38PM [Link] |
| dogzcatcher All-Star Member Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Jan 25 2010 : 3:27AM [Link] |
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