Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 11:20AM
I found this interesting article on CNN. It's about fellatio lowering the risk of breast cancer. You can find it at the address below--I had some trouble posting the link to work for some reason.
You know, They quoted Dr. B.J. Sooner and Dr. Inserta Shafteer, but they should have quoted Dr. Connie Lingus as well -- she was in charge of the research study.
I wonder how they rounded up the 15,000 test subjects "suspected of having performed regular fellatio," also (and why the word 'suspected' was used).
I'd like to see a study of men who perform regular fellatio. I'll bet it lowers men's rates of cancers substantially as well. ----------------------------------------------------------
Cocksucking does not reduce the risk of colon cancer in men. Receptive assfucking does lower the risk of colon cancer in both men and women, but not you just fart the jizz back out. Yet another reason creme pies are stupid.
So you're saying jism has anticarcinogenic properties when absorbed by the rectal walls? Interesting. Who led that study, Drs. Ben Dover and Asfulov Seaman? They shoulda won the Nobel Prize.
I realize this is all tongue in cheek, so to speak; however, remember that the HIV virus is also absorbed through the membranes of the rectal wall. ~ GS
Researchers say 'suspected' because they didn't observe it. If you don't see it yourself, you have to take someone elses word for it. And people, when taking surveys, sometimes fib. Especially about oral sex.
It was a good editing job - headings, banners, photos, links - everything looked just like a real CNN web page. I figured it wasn't long for this world. ~ GS