overcoming whatever, and giving us a good glimpse behind the scenes. I mean, if you scan through large paragraphs where he manages to keep the focus on himself, you DO get the occasional
nugget of information about the movie, such as:
"The movie is set in the 1940s and everybody wears costumes. Shanna McCullough wears a hair covering that in Jewspeak I'd call a sheitl."
and:
"Jason Sechrest, porn journalist and PR man for Keri Windsor among other porners, kept propositioning me the whole day."
and:
"The woman who took my virginity was Chinese."
And we do learn that Luke found the wardrobe
assistant very attractive.
Actually, the more I read Luke the more I like him - he seems to be a friendly enough guy, and I'm
glad that his visit to a bi set was positive enough to snap him out of his depression (which I'm sure
if he thinks about THAT real hard, will be enough to send him back into it). But, not being Jewish,
he loses me when he starts in with the religion. I find my eyes glazing over and my attention starts
to wander, like when you're cornered by some bible thumper. Luke, you write very well, but PLEASE,
for your own sake as well as ours, pick a side already!
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