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P-Knuckle
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309 Posts
11/01
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 5:45PM

So I am watching Weapons of Ass Destruction, and Jules Jordan sticks a balled green dildo thang up Belladonna's ass. It looks to be about 1.5 feet long; WTF? Thats like a baby, man! Thats like a suitcase! And then it comes out shiny like a new car and she puts it all in her mouth!

Somebody try to explain the science behind this, as I think either-

A: She is an alien from a planet I want to visit
B: Internal injuries are being caused
C: Its a 'david blaine' trick (next, Bella will levitate over my penis for infinity)
D: She had surgery and has an extra long colon that extends to her throat


BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 5:58PM
She's gifted.

-If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes-

julesjordanvideo
JulesJordan.com

Professional Perverts
1003 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 5:59PM
alien, my guess
headbanger
Member

48 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 6:28PM
next trick, baseball bat (with the doughnut on)
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 1:19AM
Nothing against Bella (she truly is awesome), but it amazes me how shocked men are about this.

For anal, it's not about length. If a girl relaxes and gets used to the sensation, most girls could take that anal bead toy with no problem. In fact, anal is the ONE thing where longer is often better. Longer strokes = more sensation per stroke, and there's no pain of bottoming out in the pussy or a gag reflex in the throat.

I was shocked about the thick butt plug. THAT was the difficult one, IMO.

I'm going to go ahead and post this in the other thread because I'm too lazy to make a link. !

 
Rumplestilt Skin
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931 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 4:31AM
@Tricia...
constance le
Member

212 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 5:07AM
yeah when something goes up the ass, it doesn't matter how long it is--it's how WIDE it is! rememer high school biology? the rectum is connected to the large intestine, which is like over a meter long or something crazy like that...?

stupid dildo tricks aside, bella is still something special.

Planet Sex
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1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 9:00AM
It could be a computer-generated dildo. In fact, I think a lot of Evil Angel´s girls are CGI. They´re too perfect to be real.

Or maybe Bella has a wormhole inside her rectum, like the one from Deep Space 9.

Or... two words: retractable dildo.

Rumplestilt Skin
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931 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 11:58AM
@Constance le...

aybesea
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1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 12:07PM
Oh P-Sex! You are so poetic
julesjordanvideo
JulesJordan.com

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1003 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 8 2002 : 11:48PM
stupid dildo tricks aside, bella is still something special.

Hey watch what your calling stupid! :)

I would like to see Constance talk dirty to the girls in her movies, that would be hot. Just dont try to act like Lizzy Borden and Mason and try to shock people cuz your a woman.

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constance le
Member

212 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 9 2002 : 12:05AM
come on... you know what i mean by "stupid dildo tricks"

i heard you were supposed to be at that halloween party. would have been nice to meet you

Darth-Morpheous
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1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Nov 9 2002 : 3:31PM
Im sorry to be gross but, the thing that suprises me is that the beads came out "clean" and that Bella takes a taste afterward. She must do like three enemas before her scenes.
Chillin
Member

San Diego
208 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 9 2002 : 4:21PM
Let's be thankful for that....as much as I love anal acrobatics, the last thing I wanna see is poop in my porn..

Chillin..

BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Nov 9 2002 : 4:44PM
I watched that scene yesterday and I have to agree with Tricia D....

I was shocked about the thick butt plug. THAT was the difficult one, IMO.

That was a wide object to get up there.

But it her ass is a mysterious thing. Great scene, I gotta work my way past that scene and onto the rest, but I'm having difficulty getting my mind off Belladonna.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over and over again, but expecting a different result. - Albert Einstein

 
headbanger
Member

48 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 9 2002 : 7:17PM
Where? What party? Why wasn't I invited? Would have been nice to meet both of you!
Mason
Member

872 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 12 2002 : 3:48AM
julesjordanvideo wrote:

"I would like to see Constance talk dirty to the girls in her movies, that would be hot. Just dont try to act like Lizzy Borden and Mason and try to shock people cuz your a woman”


Hi Jules. Sorry to hear you're not a Mason fan. I've always enjoyed your work and the funny thing is, I never once assumed that your motives for sticking 1.5 foot dildos up girls’ rectums was for "shock value." I simply thought that it was something you were into. Why wouldn’t you assume the same applied to me? In any case, I look forward to meeting you at the "round table" next week--I just wish we could have been acquainted on better terms. -M

tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Nov 12 2002 : 12:02PM
"I'm sorry to be gross but, the thing that suprises me is that the beads came out "clean" and that Bella takes a taste afterward. She must do like three enemas before her scenes."

Let's just say she's very experienced and knows how to do her job really well.
At any rate, (there are times when it does, and on set people are very professional about it) if there are any times when anything like that does happen, it doesn't make the final video cut at Evil Angel.

Darth-Morpheous
Deactivated User

1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Nov 12 2002 : 12:28PM
Thanks Tricia. I imagine that it has to happen every once in a while. Ive actually seen it happen a couple of times in the extras footage in some of Red Light District's dvds. No one makes a big deal out of it. They just kink of giggle and the girl runs to the bathroom.
julesjordanvideo
JulesJordan.com

Professional Perverts
1003 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 13 2002 : 12:18AM
Always nasty, sometimes shocking, Mason delivers scorching sex with her own distinctive style. -from a press release.

I have no personal beef with you Mason, i like some of your set-ups to your scenes but I dont "get" some of the content and question some of your motives. But the wonderful thing about porno is there is something for everyone out there. I will discuss this further with u personally via email. See u next week.

constance le
Member

212 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 13 2002 : 2:20AM
i guess i'll round this side-topic off once and for all with my response.

if i was directing a gonzo line, which i'm not, then in theory, the idea of me talking dirty from behind the camera is hot. but even so, the chances of that happening are pretty slim. mostly because i can't stand the sound of my own voice, and i don't think you could either. it's high-pitched, squeaky, nasal, and just plain retarded.

but anyways, jules, i don't intend to be a shocker. i'm just one of the boys and i'm having fun doing things the way i wanna do them.

BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Nov 13 2002 : 9:36AM
Constance le : mostly because i can't stand the sound of my own voice

You too?

I got a camcorder a few months ago, not top of the line, but not bottom either. I got it because I've been wanting one since I was like 7 or 8, my grandfather had one of the early ones, and I loved it. So I got it, shot some things, not porno (yet) and when I heard myself talking on film, I thought I sounded like Tom Byron with a mouthful of marbles.

Jules has one of the most soothingly quiet voices of any director. I know soothing is probably not the right word to use, but he sounds 100 times better than me.

---BIGmike, going and going and going since MCMLXXX---

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Nov 14 2002 : 5:56AM
BIGmike writes:
"Jules has one of the most soothingly quiet voices of any director. "

Mmmmm....maybe we could hear Jules do a little dirty talkin'

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