I once saw a clown get sexually assulted by a dog at a party. It was filmed and we thought about putting it on you tube, like a funniest home video kinda deal... But shit I didn't realise I could've sold it to clown fetishists. I gotta keep up with it man, I'm outta the loop. Not approved. Edited by - Dude Love on 9/26/2007 4:42:44 AM
bro you're so out of the loop. clown porn had its hey day about 5 weeks ago. it's all about mime porn now i really want to see the clown porn you have though mod: extraneous quote removed Edited by - hardware on 9/27/2007 10:14:03 AM
Dude love, I should introduce you to my neighbor, she fucking roars when she orgasms! anyway, about the clowns. clown porn is pretty cool. i'd hit that shit as long as the clown had nice bubble butt
What? I actualy have to give her an orgasam! Can't she just fake it while I'm rolling over to order the pizza? mod: snipped the quote Edited by - hardware on 9/29/2007 5:16:10 AM
@johnny brazil Forget about the clown porn for now. Let's hear more about your neighbour. mod: extraneous quote removed Edited by - hardware on 9/29/2007 5:17:01 AM
for those interested in my neighbor: i'm pretty sure she's a bartender because she gets home around 3 every night. she fucks really loud and i'm pretty sure she likes people hearing her. she leaves her window open and like clockwork a bunch of dudes cojme to their windows at 3:30 to "smoke a cig" or "get some fresh air", me included. the show begins shortly before 4 o'clock and she is really vocal and whoever the dude is he's champ because they really go at it. i'm not sure who it is though, could be the blonde hairdresser girl, but i'm not sure. the moans and the orgasmic cries of lust sound like they are from a 20-something woman. dude love i think this is a high maintanence kind of lady who will demand to be jackhammered into submission. she will sit on you face and make you eat her pussy instead of the pizza i don't think she's into clown sex. i haven't heard any circus music coming from her apartment during her performances
Pizza vs Pussy, that old chestnut... I'd have to judge each pussy on its individual merits, and each pizza for that matter. But she sounds like a trooper, you should have a shot at her, shes leaving that window open for a reason...