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skronker
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9/02
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 5:48AM
Who can recommend porn girls who are "clumpy"?

You know, thick and gelatinous booties like cottage cheese? I wish someone would devote a series to the clumpy chicks, the beautiful ladies whose rumps "clump" up when they shake 'em.

Any ideas?

otik
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Mushroom Kingdom
223 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 7:46AM
I just dropped my oatmeal whilst reading this.

barrettman
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In the sad town, cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside .
251 Posts
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Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 1:58PM
Ryan Conner comes to mind immediately. Maya Devine too


Edited by - barrettman on 7/20/2005 1:59:22 PM

Edited by - barrettman on 7/20/2005 2:00:50 PM

skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 2:20PM
It's time for revolution.
Mason
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872 Posts
7/02
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 2:29PM
The future is now, and it looks Clumpy.

 
barrettman
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In the sad town, cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside .
251 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 2:32PM
no, thats just the window view of the humid,hazy,skyline of Los Angeles today. yeccch !
budtugley
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1187 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 2:37PM
Someone invoked the website dirtydirector.com a short while ago. That site is right up your alley.
Tonto
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89 Posts
5/05
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 3:54PM
Giselle Collins, Sarah Jordan, Shanna McCullough, Gia Paloma, Olivia Saint, Caroline Pierce, Jewel Valmont and I'm always looking for more.
Mason
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872 Posts
7/02
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 4:08PM
I really want to shoot this series.
barrettman
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In the sad town, cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside .
251 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 4:11PM
" clumpy, lumpy , and oh so humpy"
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 4:16PM
Get that nose guy from Digital Underground to remake the hit.


"Do the clumpty hump!"


Hmmmm .... sweet Jewel Valmont had the best cottage cheese action. I miss her now that Ava/Jewel lost all her babyfat.

Giselle! Excellent call.

But I think the asses need to be much bigger, nearly global.

willywilly
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Activated Member
662 Posts
2/05
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 4:36PM
You want the clumps to revolve too?

gia jordan
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670 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 5:09PM
Thank goodness I am NOT on this list.

"Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal, yo.
It's grainy and bumpy. I like the feel, though."

barrettman
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In the sad town, cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside .
251 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 6:15PM
you mean this ?
"I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump"

Uh uh, I smell a winner,and here I thought the " cum drenched tits " theme was the catchiest mofo around !

Edited by - barrettman on 7/20/2005 6:16:03 PM

budtugley
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Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 6:29PM
Here's a title a producer could use.

The Crisco Girls--Fat In The Can

 
Frank3784
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219 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 6:38PM
Or "Clumpy Cum Dumpsters."
phatbasey
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1390 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jul 20 2005 : 7:33PM
Gia, Are you a juggalo (juggalette) too?!
hassmole
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19 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jul 22 2005 : 1:15PM
It's gross how you and the other posters describe it, but I think it's sexy on tape. Always nice to see variety in porn.

Flower Tucci has a few clumps. Don't let her skinny upperbody fool you she's got a tree trunk ass. I tried finding some more but all I found were clumpy thighs.

Ramsey
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Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 22 2005 : 2:18PM
The days of clumpy girls are over I'm afraid. Soon they will all look like Lil' Cinderella because it seems adult companies only wants to shoot those kind of girls.

I think the beautiful Lisa Sparxxx is the last of her kind ;-)

lisasparxxx
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LisaSparxxx.com
42 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jul 31 2005 : 3:54PM
I am getting rid of my old days. I have a trainer and he is a lot of fun. You all will see :0)
Skykill
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408 Posts
6/05
Posted - Aug 1 2005 : 1:43AM
Just wanted to post Hi to Lisa...



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