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| Endorphin Luminary  1185 Posts 3/00 |  Posted - Apr 17 2002 : 2:20AMSuitcase pimp commentary: "That is my wife, Bridgette. She is being double penetrated while she uses both her hands to jerk off two men, while giving a blowjob. We had suggested suggested that she also be tittie fucked, but the director felt it was logistically impossible....Bridgette is also available for bachelor parties, please call 555....Bridgette is the most beautiful and talented woman in porn. If any of you reviewers disagree. I'll kick your bitchy little ass." Truth serum commentary: "Hi! My name is Ed. The first girl you will see is a beautiful 18 year old. If I didn't pay her she would never have sex with me. Next you will see my gut. My penis is hidden somewhere beneath. We had sex at a Motel 6. The entire production cost was less than $1000, yet porn viewers are so stupid they will pay over $20 bucks for this DVD." Still Campaigning for Inari Vachs Endorphin's ADT Lair [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 17 2002 : 10:58AM [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Apr 17 2002 : 12:55PM ---BIGmike, over and out!--- [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Apr 17 2002 : 1:56PM I LOVE that idea, Endo! God! Think of the possibilities.. he could give us a scene-by-scene color commentary, even a behind the behind the scenes, occasionally flashing their 800 booking number on the screen. That's entertainment, baby. P.S. The personality merging seems to be going extremely well! [Link] |
| Endorphin Luminary 1185 Posts 3/00 | Posted - Apr 18 2002 : 1:11AM also.. Construction worker commentary (AKA Naughty Nav commentary): "Look at the fuckin ass on that chic! Shake it baby! Shake it! You like to suck cock, don't you? Well baby, I got cock for ya! RIGHT HERE!!" Jealous girlfriend commentary: "Do you think Jenna is hot? Don't you think she is a bit fat? Doesn't she look like a duck? Why would anybody want a girl that gets around like that? SLUT!! Are you turned on by that?...That is sick. Why do I date you?"
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RonK  Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Apr 18 2002 : 12:25PM After years on the job and after wifey has left him for a new, lower-commission agent in a non-traveling location, Mr. Pimp now goes door-to-door among porn companies selling his wares. Brushing down his greasy and unwashed hair with spit, Mr. Pimp inquires, "Let me show you my wares. I have many new and wonderful items. So, what shape, size, and type do you want? I have several ready to go models just waiting for you. I can get you anything. I even have a handy battery operated pump so your prime male talent, Mr. BushPig, will not feel too exhausted before using the model. Let him save his strength for the hot act. Satisfaction guaranteed for only $59.95 + tax. If you pay cash, we can even forgo the tax. We can talking quality rubber with special silicon foam." Porn Wannabe, Ms Hot One asks, "Do you have anything exciting for females?" "Definitely! I've big ones, small ones, double-ended ones, purple monsters, and even clear Plexiglas ones. Some are specially designed just to fit the models. Others are specially designed for use – ah hem – on the male talents. Let me show you my ware,” said Mr. Pimp, reaching for his battered brown suitcase. [Link] |
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