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Brandon Iron
BrandonIron.com


3832 Posts
3/02
Posted - May 10 2005 : 1:50PM
2 minutes after posting this on another adult industry discussion forum that claims to be "completely uncensored", I was banned. Coincidence?

This is totally juvenile, of course, and no one except the participants cares. Just wanted to preserve for posterity the post that got me banned from the rival board. Competition runs thick in porn. Everyone can agree on this.


Jeff, you are a liar, and a bad one at that. You lost all credibility with me as soon as you started putting pina colada mix into the cum bong in at least one AMERICAN BUKKAKE and passing it off as cum. Don't deny it....and don't hate on me because I make good movies. It makes you look pathetic.

Please keep these words in mind the next time you try to cheat your customers...

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

Edited by - Brandon Iron on May 10 2005


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juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - May 10 2005 : 1:52PM
what's this all about?
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Hurrab
Member

Denmark, EU
256 Posts
3/03
Posted - May 10 2005 : 1:57PM
I never knew that Abraham Lincoln was concerned with pina colada and cumshot movies...
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Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:17PM
I wonder how long this thread will stay open.

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Gape Ape
Deactivated User

14 Posts
5/05
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:21PM
My guess is: "Not long".
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LCF All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Non Prevalebunt!
10364 Posts
1/05
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:23PM
Pina Colada? it might have a better flavour than Almond's Sirup usually used in fake cumdrinking or internal cumming here in Europe
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Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:26PM
Brandon, try not to let this shit get to you bro. ADT is and always will be the premier message forum available to both fans and industry alike. That other place is full of trolls and lamers entertaining each other. I suspect even they will eventually get bored and move on. So no use getting upset over something that clearly isn't taken seriously to begin with. Life goes on and cum still flows.
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PL
Senior Member

God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer
1726 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:26PM
Fake cum is always pathetic in my book...
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Unicorn
Member

156 Posts
4/04
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:27PM
I always wondered how the girls could be so enthusiastic reveling in the stuff........was there some rum mixed in as wll? Virgin coladas just wouldn't do as I'm sure you can see.............
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Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)
1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:30PM
You got banned from XPT? I thought that was next to impossible. Well done.
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Redish All-Star Supporter
Poetic Moderator

Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:37PM
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape.
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jrv
Senior Member

1266 Posts
2/03
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:41PM
I rather doubt Steph and Drew care for discussions about any other message bbs here.

For the record, I am the one who nailed two of Brandon's IDs, not Jeff, and the morbidly curious can see why by looking up Brandon's Monsieur and PornLoser78 aliases there.


Edited by - jrv on 5/10/2005 2:41:42 PM

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:42PM
Ahhh, hypocrisy! You have to love it.

And, really, who gives a flying fuck anyway?

Thanks for the laughs, Brandon. That's fuckin' hilarious.

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Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14622 Posts
3/02
Posted - May 10 2005 : 2:48PM
Is now good for you?

Since this is essentially bringing issues from another site over here, I'm locking it.

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