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warrenwest67
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Thanks for the mammaries.
966 Posts
1/07
Posted - Feb 22 2008 : 3:06PM
Sometimes I wonder what girls are thinking when they say "oh that name sounds hot! I want to be remembered by that name?"
off the top of my head....
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jackthetreacleeater
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Feb 24 2008 : 6:06PM
I don't mind the funny one's like those examples. I prefer them to the boring derivative identikit porn names you get these days, where every girl seems to just take names that are already out there and then mix them up. Thus you get every third porn girl using the surname Lynn or Rayne and then mixing it with a selection of bog standard first names like. I really wish pornstars would use their real names or at least realistic names. For instance Natalie Heck, a really good name and then for some reason she goes and picks a really boring porn idenditkit name of Savanah Gold. Go figure.
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customer20983
Member

77 Posts
2/08
Posted - Feb 25 2008 : 6:41AM
For guys it had to be hands down "Texas Presley". Talk about ego issues.
For the specific named performers (not the latest Diva or India or Barbara or Veronica etc) for me is
Cheryl Lynn Kahn
even she said it was the cheesiest name she could think of at the time. And she WANTED to be known by that name over her earlier Cheryl Dynasty moniker -- well at least for that time. Though she has completely changed her mind on that, not even allowing anyone to speak on it to her while she is around.
lenscap
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everywhere
185 Posts
10/05
Posted - Feb 25 2008 : 7:06AM
Viper...
backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Feb 25 2008 : 9:13AM
Tracey Duzit
 
gourdhead
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27 Posts
2/08
Posted - Feb 25 2008 : 6:14PM
Bolivia Samsonite
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Feb 25 2008 : 7:57PM
Dick Nasty , Flick Shagwell, Jaacov Jacovvi [a producer or director I think ] Johnny Wad Holmes, Johnny Thrust, Allysin Chains, Chenin Blanc, Chaz Vincent, Lizzy Borden, George Payne [in a lot of s and m ] to name a few.
TJCummings
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398 Posts
12/05
Posted - Feb 25 2008 : 8:54PM
I'm Principle Fitzergood at www.innocenthigh.com.
Uppercut
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74 Posts
3/08
Posted - Mar 23 2008 : 2:38PM
Buck Naked
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 23 2008 : 2:41PM
Not according to George Costanza.
redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Mar 23 2008 : 7:07PM
Boroka Balls..
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Mar 23 2008 : 7:49PM
One of my top myspace friends "Cornhole Wallace" !
MFD
Member

97 Posts
4/03
Posted - Mar 23 2008 : 9:50PM
My favorites are Mary Kate Ashley and Toby Dammit.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Mar 23 2008 : 10:04PM
Before doing a search i was convinced that would have been a guy with a name like that.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - Mar 24 2008 : 1:25AM
Seymore Butts
Director Khan Tusion (get it? Contusion - like a bruise). It's not crazy and I'm not even sure it is clever. It falls more into the "interesting" category.
 
Walter All-Star Supporter
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1445 Posts
3/05
Posted - Mar 24 2008 : 2:44AM
customer20983 - Texas Presley is a woman.
Captain Cock
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NL
172 Posts
2/05
Posted - Mar 24 2008 : 1:53PM
I think a lot of the girls could be smarter about it and make sure to have at least a double name. If a porngirl has a single name, it gets pretty hard to find more stuff from her. I preffer real sounding names myself. adds to the fantasy of the character being real.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - Mar 26 2008 : 5:45PM
I wholeheartedly agree. As an example, my favorite 80's-slender-brunette beauty, Angel, is difficult to track down when doing searches. Dozens of others women have made porn with that name.
I have the same argument with clever, yet ultimately stupid names with bands. As an example, The Band (Bob Dylan's backup band in the late-1960's Big Pink era) went on to many hits, great live shows and memorable albums. Yet, try and perform a search on itunes or napster using "The Band" as the search clues. That's like trying to get to a specific sex-oriented web-site by typing "sex" into the Google search engine and hitting enter!



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