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| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter  IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 |  Posted - Aug 29 2007 : 10:05PMThe WBQP™ will end soon. As a consolation, I offer you this thread with crazy, weird, absurd, ... IAFD submissions. These are actual submissions. I haven't edited them in any way, except to protect the innocents (meaning, the privacy of the submitters and the porn stars being 'discussed'). As you will see when I add more submissions here, it's a scary world out there. (1) hi. how are you? it's xxx. i want ask for you please? i like you? you has gay? i doing for about did know want porn at love on you bye joke? i a has gay so can't you far your live california so? i nice porn at you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha doing? Hardware said: “Humans create artificial constructs to make sense of 'reality!' News at eleven!”  [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 11:52AM b day of xxx is xxx she is xxx she loves to be around friends an family shes from xxx she a good person that cares about ppl an how ppl feel an likes take care of ppl in need she a good person all the way sweet girl big freak in bed an loves to get fucked in tha ass lol thats xxx for ya Hardware said: “Erm, missionary position in porn? Isn't that illegal?”  [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 1:24PM [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 2:43PM ba-dum-bump  [Link] |
Jeff @ IAFD  Webmaster IAFD.COM 931 Posts 6/00 | Posted - Aug 31 2007 : 12:36AM Here's a few: Subject: No Subject I am 16 and a virgin is it pretty lame that i sit at home ao sauterday nights and watch pornos. Subject: sex I'm Tri-sexual!!!! Subject: fucker From: your cunt Your web site sucks fucking cunt I am coming for your ass!! Subject: diving -muff & scuba I'm a newbie at this and just love diving in the sea and into pussie Thats it SUBJECT: ANIL SEX I LOVE IT Edited by - Jeff @ IAFD on 8/31/2007 12:40:14 AM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 4 2007 : 7:47AM i am a nice guy Gentlemen Jon said: “I drive on a highway numbered 69 fairly frequently. After awhile, you get used to it” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 4 2007 : 7:50AM i suck you clitor and fuck your pussy KamiAndrews said: “when you have to attack every porn chick if she gets more attention than you it just looks desperate” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 4 2007 : 8:41AM Non-Ear Piercings: Both Ears Pagoda said: “TRAFFIC STOPPING TITS! Hell, I'd save time just looking in the mirror.” [Link] |
| Jeff @ IAFD Webmaster IAFD.COM 931 Posts 6/00 | Posted - Sep 5 2007 : 1:45AM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 7 2007 : 9:41AM xxx is the best girl i evere seen before so send me some movies!!please!! Hardware said: “I'm not at all certain that the majority of the current crop of male performers could keep a hardon if they had to be sensual instead of brutal.” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 9 2007 : 8:07PM xxx amor I love you amor I love you (8) Eu nunca deixarei você ver O jeito que meu coração partido está me machucando Eu tenho meu orgulho e eu sei como esconder Toda a minha tristeza e sofrimento. Eu farei meu choro na chuva... Se eu esperar pelos céus tempestuosos, Você não distinguirá a chuva Das lágrimas nos meus olhos, Você nunca saberá que eu ainda te amo tanto. Então, embora os desgostos permaneçam, Eu farei meu choro na chuva Gotas de chuva caindo do céu Nunca conseguiriam tirar meu sofrimento. Porém, já que não estamos juntos, Eu esperarei pelo tempo chuvoso Para esconder estas lágrimas, eu espero Que você nunca perceberá. Algum dia quando meu choro estiver acabado, Eu vou exibir um sorriso e caminhar ao sol. Eu talvez seja um tolo, Mas até lá, querida, Você nunca verá eu me queixar Eu farei meu choro na chuva, Eu farei meu choro na chuva, Eu farei meu choro na chuva.. CG_Gurl80 said: “Penis Butter is very nutritious and good for your skin, it is preferred by two out of three women in blind taste tests versus normal peanut butter and it is the official food of the 2008 Olympics. How could we not like it?” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 9 2007 : 8:10PM thenkyou nietzsche said: “excellent.” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 11 2007 : 9:16AM Hi xxx . my nama is xxx . from xxx ;living in xxx.I veri fan lover for you wacht evrythig movie you my dreams girl. I thing you very very beatiful women .my first laydy . maybe you will come xxx , waitig evry time . love you by. Sniff... it breaks my heart everytime I have to mark these love letters done without answering them. OTOH, I ain't no pimp. Maybe I should be. I'm sure I could make some decent money. Captain Cock said: “On of these days someone on this forum is going to post something that will put me off porn for the rest of my life.” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 4:58PM have you been sleeping under a rock for the last year? you don't update your site very often, do you? if you're going to operate a site of this nature, i would highly suggest updated it a little more often, and for god's sake, GET SOME PICS OF ALL THESE STARS!! YOU HARDLY HAVE ANY PICS OF ANYBODY POSTED. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, OR JUST DUMP YOUR SITE. at this point, it's really rather useless nietzsche said: “You name it, I'm outside it.” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 26 2007 : 1:39PM Height 198 lbs Joey Starr said: “Classy silicone dildos and butt plugs : the perfect gift for any occasion (well maybe not funerals).” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Oct 5 2007 : 11:18AM happy brithday you sexy 38years old hope to here from you soon. One of the nicest submission we got in ages. And totally accurate of course. I am 38 AND sexy. BSD said: “I like my pancakes a little thinner than most, and not really thick and doughy. Don't want 'em as thin as a blintz or a crepe, but not so thick that it feels like you're eating cake or a biscuit. Oh Jees, now I'm getting anal over pancakes. I gotta get a life.” [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 5 2007 : 2:13PM How many lbs. tall are you now?  [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Oct 5 2007 : 2:52PM What can I say, I was already a pervert at a really young age. MidnightMax said: “I love the water, but only from the vantage point of the beach.” [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Nov 11 2007 : 6:07PM i like your bobs, i want to tuch your bobs so beautiful [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 9:39AM met me at the sin that sesh 4400 soth qubeck stret at the time 2:35 come alon that way do it Steph said: “I love a good smirk - except on a politician, then it just makes me worry.” [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 2:37PM That one is great. HAHA [Link] |
| Bandit One Deactivated User No Place That Far 612 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 3:47PM “I love the water, but only from the vantage point of the beach.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a fucktard! [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 2:05PM good time mis xxx Ilove you Iam see to your bicktar six it is vere butiful thank you vere mutsh HeyNow said: “Titles pretty much range from ‘Buttfucked by a Throat Gagger Gaper Maker’ to the lovely ‘Asswhole Semen Demon Beef Eaters’” [Link] |
| Sith in SC Member Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate. 371 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jan 27 2008 : 9:16PM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Mar 29 2008 : 2:07AM Dear xxx Iam xxx from xxx. I seened your some pictures recently. And i loved it verymuch. I cannot explain about your beauty. Now i know god has some power that this much beauty is given to you. you are really lucky. In my view there is no beautiful women in this world comparing with you. You are the number one. In my life there is an ambition that i wish to see you every time. so please appoint me as your secretary or servant to you home. AnnaMay said: “Holy Moly--this might be one of my longet posts as yet--and it's about eggs. I am going on and on about eggs on a porn board... I certainly do lead a strange life...” [Link] |
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| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 9:14PM remember me from rehab????? xxx the writer???? i found you xxx... i'll call the number u gave as soon as i get a new phone!!! find me on myspace xxx peace and love always xxx [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 9:41PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 15 2008 : 10:54PM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 12:49PM you r a lust for man it is just my compliment to u but now u r shrinked n old i took cum out from my dick watching urs movi xxx but u r older now stop being a slut............ [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 1:26PM (Not that there's anything wrong with it)  [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 2:38PM Sounds painful rather than pleasureable. [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 3:02PM Now, when you get to be my age, it's more like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 25 2008 : 10:31AM u have strong body and sexy body can u play sexfight and catfight [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 12:43PM Hello, We are one of bigest factory which specially manufactory massage production from China We manufactory protable massage tables,chairs,electrical beds,hospitable beds and hot stone,ect. Welcome to visit our websit:xxx Let me know if who need price and detailed information,contact xxx Best regards, xxx Edited by - Walter Burns on 7/29/2008 8:58:43 AM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 29 2008 : 9:00AM this is tothe sexest woman on the planet i started watching you when i was 16years of age ( now im 28 ) and at that time i`ve seen a lot of sexy women. BUT NONE LIKE YOU. i just want you to know that you have a big fan of you beuty and i wish there more of you to see do worry im not some crazzed stalker or nothing ( not like i could find you n e way ) but i just want you know that out of all these new models THEY DONT HAVE SHIT ON YOU. YOU HAVE THE SEXYEST SMILE, THEE BIGGEST SEXYEST NIPPLE RINGS ( O MY GOD ) LOVELY SKIN COLOR AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOUR HIGHT. ((((( SEXY ))))) I LOVE TALL WOMEN MY WIFE IS TALL ALSO. THAT THING ABOUT YALL LEGS OOOOOH! LET ME QUIT. BUT ALL & ALL I JUST HAD TO SEEN YOU THIS HOPE LIKE HELL YOU GET THIS i love my wife but i love you to P.S PLZZZZ SEND OF YOU OLD MOVIE I WOULD DIE FOR ONE THANKS [Link] |
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| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 6 2008 : 6:40AM Eu sinto sim Amor !!! absoluto ,verdadeiro para todos Amor!!!! obviamente absoluto e verdadeiro! Oooohhuu aqueles doces tempos Ooooohhuu você lembra daqueles doces tempos! Espero um longo tempo Amooor !!! absoluto , verdadeiro para todos Oooohhuu aqueles doces tempos [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Aug 17 2008 : 3:17PM phone xxx mobil xxx contact xxx in the email and to telfon sex have you sex job to xxx I am will blow in porno film XXX 49 YEARS AGE IS VERY HONGRY FOR THE SEX FROM THE LADIES WOMAN XXX WILL TRAVEL TO ALL CONTRY XXX WILL TRAVEL TO WORK AND PLAY SEX FILM PORNO FILM ADULT FILM XXX IS VERY HONGRY FOR THE SEX JOB HELP XXX TO SEX CONTACT AND PLAY ADULT FILMS PHONE IN NORWAY IS NORWAY XXX MOBIL XXX ANDDRESS IN NORWAY IS XXX EMAIL jobs XXX will have the adrddress from the big fatty woman will help xxx to play porno film xxx will work in the porno film my email is xxx the email and phone will you help xxx to play porno film xxx will porno star xxx wil below the porno jobs xxx will have the adrddress from the big fatty woman will help xxx to play porno film xxx will work in the porno film my email is xxx hello my name is xxx xxx have the dream to play porno film sex job in the porno film like big fatty woman will you help xxx Anrede: xxx Name: xxx Telefon: xxx Mail: xxx Betreff: xxx Edited by - BigBobxxx on 8/17/2008 3:19:39 PM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 26 2008 : 8:09AM the girls are ugly (No, I ain't telling which girl this submission was for.) [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 20 2008 : 6:22AM i wanna fuck xxx bcoz, i love her gorgeous black long hair, i love her killer body, i love her milky BOOOOOOBS, really i love her. first i wanna kiss her lips, i wanna fuck her milky BOOOOOOBS , i wanna fuck her black hair, i wanna fuck her pussy. i wanna byte her hip, shoulder and BOOOOOOBS . i wanna taste her milky BOOOOOOOBS for 1 hr . finally i wanna fuck her for a night. i really really love you xxx. Here is my thousands of kisses for ur milky BOOOOOOBS and for your killer body. see you, bye bye.............. [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Feb 11 2009 : 2:26PM Submitted by: xxxxx Text: kljpo jğpokpo opopj nkhoıpo ömpou ıoyulşi oıh ıojppttjoıa jf jajoıajt wefjdsao joıfajağ fjoıa jtağjftsa opasğjfajo uqıo fja jfıasj pafku4o ruııoasojf [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Jun 13 2009 : 11:13PM Submitted by: xxxxxx Text: hola cindy como estas yo me llamo xxxxxx y tengo 53 años y yo e visto tus peliculas pornograficas y yo me masturbo vindote desnuda haciendo el sexo oral con mujeres y hombres y tuc le lames el trasero alas chicas yo soy gay y me gusta hacer el sexo oral y anal y yo me tomo el semen y me tomo el flujo vaginal y me gustaria lamerle el culo alas mujeres [Link] |
| Sith in SC Member Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate. 371 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 14 2009 : 3:05AM translation from Spanish to English: hello cindy as these I am called xxxxxx and been 53 years old and I and seen your pornographic films and I masturbo vindote undress doing oral sex with women and men and tuc you lick the buttock to him small wings I I am gay and I like to make sex oral and anal and I take the semen and I take the vaginal flow and gustaria me to lick the ass to him wings women [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 26 2009 : 7:57AM hi xxx im xxx amale and ihave been wiling to met you for a very long time and could you kindly send me ur private email addy andmobile no ican ring you to now my email is xxx pls keepin touch cheers xxx [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Sep 28 2009 : 6:31PM quiero sexo contigo te quiero cahar violar te voya sacar 1000000 hijos eres una puta me llamo:xxx y si quieres plata yo tengo soy millonario nena en donde vives post data:te quiero cough... stalking... cough... [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Oct 7 2009 : 2:41PM You let me film us for my collection!!Hello my name is xxx 49 years age old. xxx will make the porno film help to sex job in porno film Im will work in adult film sex job have.My penes is 26cm big good penes for you,is very hongry for the sex job. Have the dream to play porno film. Help xxx to sex job, Im will travel to the all the contry to blow sex. xxx like sex very good like penes in the pussy cum sperma xxx have help to play porno film phone is xxx mobil is xxx address xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx mail xxx@xxx.xxx xxx big pussy like gangbang sex party sex club, like big pussy, my penes like cum sperma in the pussy. xxx@xxx.xxx hotmail xxx@xxx.xxx [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Oct 7 2009 : 5:10PM Of course, there are a couple of nonsense words in there which I assume are typos. [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 6:15PM hi id like 2 get ur number 2 work togther This was a 'correction' for Shauna Grant. Yes, Shauna Grant. Yes, IAFD does list the date of death on her page. [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - May 16 2010 : 3:56PM halo moinka... l,m send yuo maseg bfor 1weak , ihob to kontak you and l,m hob att you hert about,wais tha gret time alwis to you moinka. [Link] |
| Jeff @ IAFD Webmaster IAFD.COM 931 Posts 6/00 | Posted - May 19 2010 : 10:36AM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Dec 18 2010 : 4:11PM xxx was high in every shoot, hates her agent xxx and if you cant tell.....it's all fake. Just like 99% of little girls that get taken advantage of when hooked on drugs and that eating disorders, they do it for the money. She was only in the busines for two and a have months. And sorry to burst your bubble all you pervs out there....she never came. None of them do ): Ahhh how sad for all you cronic masterbaters. My response: |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 21 2011 : 11:25AM YOU ARE BULTUFUL WOMEN IN THE WOURLD////PLaIS NEW FILEM FOR YOU////A LOVE YOU plais CAN FAQ YOU on line a dont sbik anglis good ????? [Link] |
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