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| Rosseau Member 54 Posts 11/04 | I plan to keep this list updated from time to time, as I go along and discover new scenes. Any help is appreciated, of course. If you're interested why I would search such scenes in the first place, read my ramblings below. If not, scroll down to the list itself. ----------------------------------------------------------- I guess the title of this post appears like an oxymoron to some people, because hey - if you're into "pure" and hardcore cum swallowing and that sort of stuff, then why the hell watch the couples-friendly porn from JPK? Rather than "Down the Hatch", "Feeding Frenzy", "Oral Consumption" and about 1,000,000 other gonzo flicks which specialize exclusively in that fetish? However, my problem is (and maybe I'm not alone here) that I'm a big fan of seeing girls swallow sperm - but I'm not a fan of gonzo-type flicks at all! I've seen my share of them, and even enjoyed a few (very few, coming to think of it...), but the vast majority is simply too silly, mundane and unimaginative for my taste. I usually fast-forward to the cum swallowing finale, which is the only reason for me to watch this type of flick in the first place. But even the "great prize" often turns out to be a bit of a let-down - when you have an idiot cameraman giving checklist instructions to the girl ("Yeah, show it! Show it! Under your tongue! Now swallow..."), while he zooms into her mouth so close you can almost see the insides of her stomach, all the erotic appeal that cum swallowing has to me is lost, frankly. It's simply going through the motions with these films. I'm not trying to bash gonzo here - I understand a lot of people enjoy watching it, and that's fine with me. To each his own. But I for one prefer my porn done with a little more refinement - I guess I'm one of those few pansies who actually ENJOY artsy-fartsy camerawork and lighting, make-up and costumes and all that vanilla stuff! :) And I can do just fine without watching double anals and other acrobatics. Regular, good old-fashioned sucking and fucking is enough for me, as long as the girls are hot and into it, and as long as the action is well-filmed. So I do enjoy the titles from JKP, Adam and Eve and the companies that cater to the "couples" market - the only drawback is that they don't have nearly enough cum swallowing! Well, I guess I'm a nit-pick, and there's just no type of porn I like unreservedly... And it's probably going to stay that way, too, unless Jill Kelly Productions see the error of their ways and put out an all-swallowing series with their usual cast and production values soon(somehow, I don't see that happening). Anyway, I didn't post here to rant, but to contribute. Sorry if I got side-tracked there for a while, but you can see how frustrating it is when you have "confused" porn tastes like mine...! So, without further ado: although they are few (too few!) in number, there ARE some Jill Kelly Productions videos out there which have cum swallowing in them (after all, I'm searching pretty long and hard to find each and every one of them). So here's a list that might interest some of you guys - if you're screwed up like me, and if you like swallowing in your porn videos, but NOT gonzo! The list is by no means complete, and comments or additions are very welcome, of course. ----------------------------------------------------------- REFLECTIONS God bless Shyla Stylez! It appears that even signing to JKP couldn't totally drive out her taste for warm semen... In this video, she swallows not one, but TWO loads in two seperate scenes (one by Mark Davis and one by Billy Glide). Gonzo freaks will barely raise an eyebrow, of course, but by the standards of "art" porn, it's a pretty proud achievement. TYLER LOVES BOYS Ander Page in a threesome with two guys. They jerk off on her face and chin, but some of the sperm lands in her mouth. She looks straight into the camera in a magnificent close-up, displays the glistering stuff proudly on her tongue, and joyfully gulps it down. Even though she only swallowed a part of the overall loads, I think this is a mind-blowing moment. Ander has never looked better than in this scene, and the closeup with the "Mmmhhh!" look on her face while she swallows is priceless. KILLER SEX Shyla Stylez is at it again, with gusto! I think she swallows some three or four loads over the course of this movie, which is probably a record for Jill Kelly Productions. The act is not captured as well as in the specialized gonzo flicks, of course, and sometimes you don't see much at all, but she's definitely making the jizz disappear. Sweet, sweet stuff. TYLER'S CRAZY / HORNY The lovely Cindy Crawford swallows some sperm in the last scene. It's not filmed from a good angle, and you don't see a whole lot, but it's obvious that she truly and honestly gulps the stuff down. And the way she gazes up at the guy while doing so makes this far more erotic to me than any gonzo-type scene, regardless of how much more detailed those may be. LOVE UNTAMED Shyla Stylez and Randy Speats in an outdoors scene. She sucks him off and swallows most of it right away, so there is nothing much to see. It's for real, though, and the good girl does eat some remaining sperm from her fingers, too. Filmed from a wide angle, unfortunately, but still fun to watch. PERFECT PINK #11 A scene with Zana, who really likes to swallow, judging from various scenes I've seen with her over the years. This one doesn't disappoint, either. Even though it's filmed with artsy-fartsy blue lighting, and even though most of the facial misses her mouth and lands on her tits, she swallows what is in her mouth - then eats some more off her chin and body. By the standards of couples videos, that's a good swallowing performance. DESPERATELY SEEKING TYLER Shyla Stylez and Randy Spears, again, and I guess she really likes this guy's cum in particular. He jerks a pretty big load onto her tongue, and she eagerly swallows all of it without wasting a drop, clearly visible, while gazing up at him longingly. Randy asks whether it tastes good, to which Shyla replies "Yummy!" Glorious. One of the best swallowing scenes I've seen so far in a "vanilla" flick. THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN - THE LOST FOOTAGE The often-swallowing Zana again. The guy doesn't produce a very big load, unfortunately, but to her credit she downs what hits her mouth right away, then scoops up the rest from her tits and eats that, too. Not the best cum-gulping action I've ever seen, even for a couples video, but her smile and her "You're TASTY!" comment afterwards alone make the scene watchable. MY PERFECT 10'S AGAIN Shyla Stylez swallows a monster load from Lexington Steele. Unfortunately, we don't really see the act itself - there's one camera angle where she has the cum in her mouth, closes it, cut to another angle, she opens her mouth again, and the cum is gone. But from the continuity of the shots, it's pretty obvious that no "tricks" were involved - she really swallowed it. Too bad that the editing reduces what could have been a timeless classic moment to a merely great one. Highest marks for Shyla, shame on the filmmakers. ----------------------------------------------------------- So, guys, I hope you enjoy the list, and if I missed any scenes, please let me know. Edited by - Rosseau on Nov 26 2004 [Link] |
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| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | The reason we still care is, obviously, Jill has the girls we want to see getting done The frustration is, of course, the girls don't get done the way we want I'd like to recommend the Cindy's Way series. Now, if only they'd start a decent Jenna Haze series... forget the veggie mess and put her back on meat again. |
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| Rosseau Member 54 Posts 11/04 | I just hope that the series uses the same high production values that mark most of the other JKP titles - there's no use in seeing a girl doing nasty things unless she looks her best doing them, too. And mind you, in porn, production values count just as much as the "natural" beauty of a girl. For an example of what a huge difference decent make-up and hair styling, professional lighting and camerawork can make, watch Kaylani Lei in the gonzo flick "Me Luv You Long Time #2", then watch her in "Tyler Loves Boys" by JKP. In the first, she's pretty, but nothing spectacular overall. In the Jill Kelly Production, she looks like a goddess. The latter is how porn is supposed to look like, in my book, and that's the setting where cum swallowing is really supposed to take place, actually... Anyway, thanks for the feedback, I will check out that Cindy series, and add it to the list if it contains good swallowing. Edited by - Rosseau on 11/25/2004 2:42:33 PM |
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| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 |
Cindy appears in two scenes in both volumes 1 and 2 (I haven't seen #3 yet). Cindy is back to looking like that fresh-scrubbed goddess with the makeup, hair and outfits just perfectly done. There is a God :) I'm not really sure about cum swallowing (I can't remember every detail anymore), but Cindy is sure taking lots of cum in her mouth. Cindy, who of course swallows cum with gusto, never flinches or dodges and, whatever she does do with the cum seems perfectly natural and satisfying. |
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