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Darth-Morpheous
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1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 3:50PM
I think the novelty has worn off to some degree with this series for me. I do want to check out this new girl Sasha Grey, and what better way to see her than to check her out doing A2OGMs and swallowing cumfarts? I also picked up House of Ass 3. I'm sure the Icon will treat the new girl right with anal, A2M, and rimming.
bigdick
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777 Posts
12/01
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 8:05PM
Different stroke for different folks I guess. Still you're here asking opinions on this Masterpiece from Jake Malone. You still love it. And so do I. I can never get enough of anal cum farting movies.

I just hope that Jake will be able to release the same kind of movie now that he's with Evil Angel.

Midtown
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299 Posts
7/05
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 8:17PM
Is there anything Sasha Grey won't eat once it is expelled from another person's body?
Darth-Morpheous
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1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 8:57PM
As long as it's from a sweet ass, she's my kind of girl!
Eric381
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What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 9:49PM
It's been spoken already by Tricia, and Evil Angel's stance currently is "no anal creampies".
 
Darth-Morpheous
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3/02
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 12:01PM
I decided to go ahead and get it. It looks pretty good.
BigFerret
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10/02
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 1:18PM
I now have nothing to believe in.
eggerty
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UK
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10/06
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 2:30PM
So, where do we now look for the next cumfarting title?
Porn Scout
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10/02
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 7:26PM
I'm sure someone'll pick up the ball and run with it. Maybe Erik Everhard, now that he's with JJ.
Erik_Everhard
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 7:30PM
Run with the ball.... I can sprint!!!!

Erik Everhard "always imitated, never duplicated"!

Porn Scout
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3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 7:39PM
Ah Ha!! Looks like I'm on to something. What do I win?
Darth-Morpheous
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1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 12:05AM
The last couple editions were lack luster. Most of the girls are practically gagging and usually find a way to dodge.
Endless Loop
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8/04
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 4:15AM
Godspeed Erik, and may the wind be at your back.
blueyonder
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8/05
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 3:47PM
I´ve seen all the Cumfart Cocktails movies and this was the weakest one.

Edited by - blueyonder on 10/15/2006 6:30:22 AM

M.F. B.O.B.
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101 Posts
9/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 11:32PM
I think they have really stepped it up in this edition. They somehow have made it seem more erotic. Great picture quality, and even the background music is good. The girls don't seem to be phased at all about eating the creampies.
 
jake malone
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530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Oct 15 2006 : 1:52AM
I now have nothing to believe in.
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The last couple editions were lack luster. Most of the girls are practically gagging and usually find a way to dodge.

Darth, I couldn't care less whether you like any of the cfc or not, but there is absolutely NO "dodging" of any kind. Please tell me an example of a girl "finding a way to dodge" in this series.

The only "dodging" in the whole series is Naudia Nyce in the first one.

tdb
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270 Posts
9/04
Posted - Oct 15 2006 : 4:19PM
How come Tricia said that there would be no anal creampies at EA?
ArinsystmaticX
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12/05
Posted - Oct 16 2006 : 2:44PM
Jake, how about using Chocolate Syrup or somethin durin the scene pumpin it in a hot ass like Sasha Grey's n then having her or other girls drink it out? At the end, u can still do your cum cumfart, but i think that'd look hot!
Btw, I did think #5 was abit softer.
The last couple editions were lack luster. Most of the girls are practically gagging and usually find a way to dodge.

Darth, I couldn't care less whether you like any of the cfc or not, but there is absolutely NO "dodging" of any kind. Please tell me an example of a girl "finding a way to dodge" in this series.

The only "dodging" in the whole series is Naudia Nyce in the first one.

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Twizted6
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1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Oct 16 2006 : 3:05PM
It's been their policy for years now, due to higher probability of HIV transmission through anal creampies.
Porn Scout
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3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 27 2006 : 3:21AM
I bought this and there is a problem with the 3rd scene. It won't play at all in my PPVD (Portable Porn Viewing Device, aka my laptop). I'm thinking about buying another one, but I'm curious if anyone else has had this problem. I don't want to waste my money and get another defective disk.
hammer
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222 Posts
12/02
Posted - Oct 28 2006 : 5:40PM
I've got all 5 and would love to make it 6 this is/was the best series ever!Jake Rules
Endless Loop
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Posted - Oct 29 2006 : 9:33AM
I refuse to criticise any legitimate ass creampie series these days, as theres simply too few honest to goodness, ass-only cumfart flicks available, to be nit pickin.

That said, CFC-5 appears to have sharpened its emphasis on the Cocktail Slurpin side of things. Anal lovers still get served at the bar, but seating appears reserved for cocktail consumers, and why I think Oral lovers should definitely consider checking this one out!

Splut!
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221 Posts
8/04
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 11:27AM
Too bad Sasha didn't take the creampie...never seen her do that.
jake malone
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530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 12:29AM
She DOES take the creampie....down her throat!
jake malone
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530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 12:30AM
Hey Darth, you never told us what scene and what girls were "finding a way to dodge" .

Since it never happened, I guess that would be kind of hard.

I don't know what you're smoking but slinging shit that is absolutely untrue is weak, dude.

Edited by - jake malone on 11/8/2006 12:34:57 AM

 
Darth-Morpheous
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3/02
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 12:56PM
Hey Jake, Take a chill pill. I don't have time to go through every scene and make a report of which scenes weren't good or where the girl dodges. I know the sales for all the CFC titles were very good so just enjoy yourself and don't get crazy for every piece of minor criticism directed at any of your movies. Jeese, you act as if I ripped your movies apart. I did nothing of the sort.
Eric381
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What are you looking at? It
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3/05
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 2:20PM
Do I sense some backpeddling here??
Darth-Morpheous
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3/02
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 4:19PM
Not at all. I have the first 3 of them. The first one was good and I'm not the only one who said the latest ones weren't as good.
ArinsystmaticX
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12/05
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 5:18PM
The only difference I noticed is that they just don't seem as nasty and the cumfarts are a lot cleaner, whereas in the first 3, they mostly looked realistic (alittle dirty). Maybe that's what Darth is talking about? I still think they're better then most of the other anal creampie titles out there though, so no complaints from me.

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Edited by - hardware on 11/8/2006 5:27:52 PM

Darth-Morpheous
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3/02
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 8:18PM
Also, the girls seem to spit more out and not get as much in there mouth. Also, there seems to be more cumming on the girls gape rather than a true internal anal cumshot if my memory serves me correctly.

Edited by - Darth-Morpheous on 11/8/2006 8:19:51 PM

jake malone
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530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 8:27PM
To clarify, AGAIN, as I said earlier in this thread (AND in another thread that I won't name because it has been banished to "the bad place" and I dare not speak it's name!)....criticism is fine...really.

What bothers me is when people claim that something happened in a movie that DIDN'T happen.
There is no "dodging" of any kind in this whole series exept the Naudia Nyce scene in #1, and she kinda swallowed some of it but reverted to what Mike John refers to as " cum dodging technique # (I think it's )49", where she half-heartedly licks some of it up and tries to let it dribble back out of her mouth instead of swallowing it.

If I read a thread where someone said there is "cum dodging", in a cum-fart eating movie, I would think, " What a sleazy thing for that director to do. Call it a cum-fart eating movie, and then have cum-dodgers in it".

I wouldn't and didn't do that....that's all I'm saying.


astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 9:50PM
Wow. I turned in my review for CFC 4 today and it blew me away. You mean the earlier ones are even better???????? Now I really can't wait to check out Own My Ass !!!!!!!!

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

The Zaye Man
Zaye Entertainment

136 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 10 2006 : 1:42PM
What she is saying and I completely agree, meaning that EA will not be responsible for any possible aftermath for the sole purpose of being a profitier in a dangerous arena, not necessarily in adult but being an advocate in ones personal life outside the biz where people that arent tested can very well pass on the infectious disease, besides what is it that makes someone pull out their dick and beat to a cum fart anyway? I see no sexual gratification in that style what so ever(solely based on personal opinion)

turcottes
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32 Posts
10/06
Posted - Nov 10 2006 : 6:50PM
First of all to the dodging charge.I've only seen one of these movies. It was teh one with sasha knox and Kelly wells. That scene was a classic, but unfortunatley it was the only one where the cum all went IN the ass and it all got shot out directly into the mouth. There were several where it was shot on the ass, but not in. There need to be more scenes like the sasha knox kelly wells. When kelly said "open up and say ah" when she shot it into sashas mouth was one of best things ever to happen in porn.

Whats the attraction? Its the danger, its the sluttiness.I mean who wouldnt want to be involved with that scene. Theose two deserve an award for all time sluttiness. I love them both deeply as sisters in depravity.

tdb
Member

270 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 10 2006 : 6:55PM
The best ending scene in the whole series, IMO, is the Kelly Wells scene because I think a little bit of piss is involved. Oooh yeah, nasty!
 
tdb
Member

270 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 10 2006 : 7:14PM
Jake, here is a suggestion coming from a CFC fan. Could you please spend more time shooting the cum fart sequences. I feel they are too short, especially compared to the entire fucking scene itself. I understand that the actual cum fart itself only lasts a few seconds, but perhaps extend the scene from there by having the girls swap the cum over and over or having a girl fart cum into a shot glass and then having the other girl drink it. I know my example was not very original, but you get the idea I hope. I buy the CFC titles for the last few minutes of each scene, usually fast forwarding to each one!
Oral B.
Member

349 Posts
4/05
Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 3:19PM
I kind of liken the anal creampie, to watching a woman giving birth.
Only in reverse. Or something...

Why do people like to watch this?
Hrmmmm... Why do people always slow down, when there is a accident on the highway...?

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 5:47PM
You do realize that he's now with Evil Angel and shooting his own movies rather than somebody else's, don't you???? And that Evil Angel doesn't do anal cream pies??????

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

bigdick
Member

777 Posts
12/01
Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 11:17PM
That's too bad for Evil cause they will not get any of my money if they don't deliver on what I spend my money on. Mind you. I have rented and bought a few Evil movies of late that had creampies in them. One or two made by Everhard.
Search Appliance
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112 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 3:59PM
Jake, man, you're a real hero of mine but I think that's really harsh on Naudia! She definitely got her share of cum in that scene, and made great noises trying to hoover any remnants out of Lee Ann's ass.

My only criticism of later CFCs was increasing use of external pop shots on the starlet's ass, rather than internal creampies - I know lots of girls might be reluctant because of all the media hype about health considerations, but title integrity is title integrity.

jackthetreacleeater
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 9:11PM
Fight fight fight !!
There's only one way to settle this, lightsabres at dawn!
Search Appliance
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112 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 6:28AM
I'll defend Naudia's (dis)honour to the death! She's so hot! :) :)
jackthetreacleeater
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:48PM
Kelly Wells and Sasha Knox's scene in Cum Fart Cocktails #4 is still by far and away the best so far in the series. At the end of the day you have to have nasty girls in a movie like this who are willing to go that little bit further. The cum needs to be fired deep into a girls and some girls aren't as good at pushing it out as others. Kelly has amazing sphinchter muscles, no matter how gaping her ass gets it closes right up afterwards! You also need a dirty recipient as well, and Sasha was the right kind of girl to do that scene with Kelly.



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