Cursive Meets Penny Flame!!

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cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 2:03AM Well folks, I got to hang out with ADT's resident Twat Waffle, Penny Flame last weekend, as well as check out her dance shows at the Gold Club in Rancho Cordova, CA. And for the record, that is THE actual Penny Flame posting right here (I had to ask her. [;))] ) When I first saw her, Penny was dressed in a hat and, ahem, tan lines. We chatted plenty, such as her increasingly-growing thread here, boob jobs (and another thing for the record: she will NOT be getting hers done for now), her love for South Park (and you'll never believe what I got her to sign), and of course her love for tanning. We even talked about some of the porn clothes surrounding her signing space (which took place at the adult boutique right next to the strip club), and how she wouldn't mind seeing her man wear a "latex thong with zipper front." Though I didn’t have any of Penny's movies (bad me), I did have something else for her to sign. Knowing that she was a big South Park fan, I gave her—what else—my two box sets of South Park for her to autograph! Yeah, it sounds pretty ridiculous, but even she got a kick out of it. We took plenty of pictures (I was supposed to be charged $20 for digital camera pics, but Penny waived that fee since I was cool to her—-thank you so much, babe!), and, yes, we even got to kiss as well. Sorry, no pics of our making out this time. This being one of her first dance shows, Penny’s performance on the stripper stage later that night went off great. I stuck around for all three of her shows that night, with her second show being the most energetic, as she danced to some rap music and did some gestures to the beat, which I found very unique. She got the crowd totally worked up, giving her mucho tips and even had a few guys dancing to the music. At one point, she eventually came my way and started feeling up on me and even licked my face. [:P)] And you bet we got a lot of cheers from the guys on that. Her third show ended on a more mellow note, as she shook her sweet behind to some slow jams such as Al Green's "Simply Beautiful" (very fitting song for Miss Flame) and Portishead’s "Glory Box" (a personal fave song of mine that drives me to want to fuck every time I hear it, for some odd reason). Though Penny didn’t hand out free 8X10 pics or DVDs to the crowd at the end of her shows (she'd rather have the customers pay for them instead), it was no big deal to me. The pics we took, the time we spent hanging out, and the dances she gave for me was more than enough to make that day special. I look forward to meeting with you again, Penny. And thanks for the freebies! [Link]
CaptainSweden Member My lobster! 146 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 6:08AM Sounds like a fun night. But don't be surprised if no one ever talks to you again.. ever . [Link]
BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 7:59AM Cursive must die. No, no, no... wait a minute... "Kenny" must die [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 10:57AM OMG Penny Kissed Kenny !!! [Link]
K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 12:45PM ADT needs a "green with envy" smiley, for commenting on Cursive's continued exploits. [Link]

CaptainSweden Member My lobster! 146 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 12:52PM This one [:P)] looks a little jealous to me. It's green and drooling. [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 4:49PM cursive wrote: Well folks, I got to hang out with ADT's resident Twat Waffle, Penny Flame last weekend, as well as check out her dance shows at the Gold Club in Rancho Cordova, CA. And for the record, that is THE actual Penny Flame posting right here (I had to ask her. ) Click to expand You rule, baby! Don't worry, bad me doesn't have any of Penny's movies, either, but I've read some of her posts recently and she seems to be an extremely fun person, a little crazy maybe, but in a good way, of course. And if she kissed you then she also has great taste. I'm so proud of you, baby! Almost as proud as I am of myself for having such a fucking hot baby who meets all the great people. Portishead’s "Glory Box" (a personal fave song of mine that drives me to want to fuck every time I hear it, for some odd reason) Click to expand I think I'm in love! And when I think about your Glory Box it makes me think of two other Portishead songs... "It Could Be Sweet" and "All Mine". [:P)] Panties - maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it. [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 5:04PM Now the replies... nothing against you personally, guys, but even though it wasn't meant seriously I'm mortally offended and you should know that before you keep posting more sick stupid shit. [xx)] [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 6:17PM [Link]
K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 6:20PM skronker wrote: Click to expand +1 You know, Vince, if it hadn't been for that final smiley, I would have been 110% certain you were kidding. You were kidding? Right? [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 4 2006 : 6:28PM I'm sure he's joking, but the smiley threw me off ... [:P)][:P)] Edited by - skronker on 8/4/2006 6:30:12 PM [Link]
cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 12:49AM CaptainSweden wrote: Sounds like a fun night. But don't be surprised if no one ever talks to you again.. ever . Click to expand Yeah, hopefully the Ass Hat won't be mad or jealous at me for meeting and kissing her Twat Waffle. BigBobxxx wrote: Cursive must die. No, no, no... wait a minute... "Kenny" must die Click to expand I get off to those who envy me. K wrote: ADT needs a "green with envy" smiley, for commenting on Cursive's continued exploits. Click to expand Oooh, K(perv) still does that thing with my name! Oooh, oooh!! [Link]
cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 1:07AM VincentVanGauge wrote: Now the replies... nothing against you personally, guys, but even though it wasn't meant seriously I'm mortally offended and you should know that before you keep posting more sick stupid shit. [xx)] Click to expand Awww, come on, baby. They were just playing around. Nothing to get bent up about. Besides, I've read worse about me around here... VincentVanGauge wrote: cursive wrote: Portishead’s "Glory Box" (a personal fave song of mine that drives me to want to fuck every time I hear it, for some odd reason) Click to expand I think I'm in love! And when I think about your Glory Box it makes me think of two other Portishead songs... "It Could Be Sweet" and "All Mine". [:P)] Click to expand I had a feeling you were gonna like that part (I could've sworn you said something about that song in some old poll thread and that it was a fave of yours, too). And I'm not lying there--that song just drives me horny. You sweet, sweet baby boo, you. And thanks for the kick-ass smileys, Skronk! It's a festive icon party! Edited by - cursive on 8/5/2006 1:19:19 AM [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 2:21AM cursive wrote: We took plenty of pictures (I was supposed to be charged $20 for digital camera pics, but Penny waived that fee since I was cool to her—-thank you so much, babe!), and, yes, we even got to kiss as well. Sorry, no pics of our making out this time. Click to expand No pics of you and Penny making out. Seriously though, I'm happy that you got to meet her. It was really cool of her to waive the $20 charge. [Link]
cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 2:37AM I wasn't sure if it was $20 for each picture or $20 for unlimited pics with her. If it was the latter, hell, I'd pay for it, just to be more of an attention whore. [Link]

10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 3:55AM she will NOT be getting hers done... Click to expand ...for now Click to expand [xx)] And yes, Portishead was the soundtrack to many a drunken romp in High School for me. Thank you, Beth Gibbons! [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 7:51AM I'm sorry but unlike most of the time I was neither kidding nor joking. There's three words in here that hurt my feelings no matter what follows them, no matter if my baby gets off to them and no matter how emo that may sound. But because it wasn't meant that way I won't think bad about the poster from now on, he also won't wake up in Lebanon with a dildo in his ass tomorrow, it's just the words that upset me. cursive wrote: I get off to those who envy me. Click to expand I'll tell you where to get off! On my fucking face! [:P)] cursive wrote: Awww, come on, baby. They were just playing around. Nothing to get bent up about. Click to expand Well, that's what can happen when I heart someone. I'm sorry I had to do that in your thread but I won't apologize for hearting you too much, baby. Besides, I've read worse about me around here... Click to expand Then some people should be glad I didn't read it. Or maybe you're talking about a certain poster that talks like the minister of transport of Venice when he's not trying to be a dick. See, that's the difference: I don't care too much what he says, he doesn't even count. But in here I see only people who rule normally, and that's why I'm not indifferent to what they say. cursive wrote: I had a feeling you were gonna like that part (I could've sworn you said something about that song in some old poll thread and that it was a fave of yours, too). And I'm not lying there--that song just drives me horny. You sweet, sweet baby boo, you. Click to expand Wow, I can't remember having said that, but you're right, it's one of my favourite songs of one of my favourite bands. So either you remember me having said this or you can read my mind, and in both cases I want to fuck you even more, my sweet horny Cursive baby boo. [:P)] Panties - maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it. [Link]
CaptainSweden Member My lobster! 146 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 9:15AM Wow, I can't believe I just realized Cursive's a girl. Who's "Kenny"? [Link]
john thomas Deactivated User 1168 Posts 6/06	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 9:27AM Kenny [Link]
CaptainSweden Member My lobster! 146 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 9:38AM john thomas wrote: Kenny Click to expand Oh.. that Kenny. It really isn't my day. [Link]
daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05	Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 7:54PM CaptainSweden wrote: Wow, I can't believe I just realized Cursive's a girl. Who's "Kenny"? Click to expand Yeah I was thinking, that cursive was one lucky guy, getting to kiss Penny and all. Now it's makes more sense, and I'm also turned on, instead of being envious.. well I'm still envious. Oh well, maybe one day she'll dance in the midwest somewhere close to me, and I'll get to see Penny shake her groove thang. No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link]
cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 15 2006 : 1:28AM VincentVanGauge wrote: I'm sorry but unlike most of the time I was neither kidding nor joking. There's three words in here that hurt my feelings no matter what follows them, no matter if my baby gets off to them and no matter how emo that may sound. Click to expand Oh baby, it's so sweet that you care about me so much to go so far to make a statement like you did in your second post here, even though you didn't know how I felt about those words at first. I still don't find those words offensive, but I also don't find them strokeable, though. Your words on the other hand... [:P)] I'll tell you where to get off! On my fucking face! [:P)] Click to expand Ooooh, FUCK YEAH! You want me to get off right here and right now, huh, baby? You know you want me to... Well, that's what can happen when I heart someone. I'm sorry I had to do that in your thread but I won't apologize for hearting you too much, baby. Click to expand Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Wow, I can't remember having said that, but you're right, it's one of my favourite songs of one of my favourite bands. So either you remember me having said this or you can read my mind, and in both cases I want to fuck you even more, my sweet horny Cursive baby boo. [:P)] Click to expand Well, I do remember this post from a year ago and made the assumption about how you felt about that song here. I also remember this post way over a year ago, meaning I've been stroking it to your posts for over a year now. And thank you for yet another nice-and-nasty e-mail, Vincent baby boo. I'll respond to that and the other one you gave me that I still didn't reply to soon. You're a true sweetheart, and knows for sure that I have a pussy. [:p)] [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 20 2006 : 5:51PM Well, baby, I think I wouldn't be much happier if other guys told you strokable words. They should all treat you like the wonderful woman you are but be aware you'll always be out of reach for them. And yeah, of course I want you to get off right here and now in front of my very eyes! It's good to see you know what a man wants, baby. Wow baby, you seem to be able to recall everything I said on this forum... even stuff I only remember when I get to read it again... now that's sweet! Of course I know you have a pussy, baby boo! After stroking it to your pussy so often and even having found a thread devoted to it how could I doubt? No, I don't have to see it to believe in its existence... but I think for that reason I should be allowed to see it some day. Mmmh, and thank you too for the so sweeeet and hottttt e-mail you sent me! There's a lot in there to stroke it to... even (and especially) the part where your cherry tree lost one of its most precious fruits before I could pick it. In this case I'm not mad at but proud of you. Way to go, baby! Panties - maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it. [Link]
Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 20 2006 : 11:09PM And this folks, is why people with nominal intelligence, uninteresting lives, poor genetics and internet access need blogs! Blog this stuff Cursive, and just post a link to the blog- it will spare your victims the humiliation and provide a place for vvg to post comments without the rest of us havng to read about it. [Link]
BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 20 2006 : 11:36PM can't we just stroke along? [Link]

Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Aug 20 2006 : 11:55PM Bornyo wrote: And this folks, is why people with nominal intelligence, uninteresting lives, poor genetics and internet access need blogs! Blog this stuff Cursive, and just post a link to the blog- it will spare your victims the humiliation and provide a place for vvg to post comments without the rest of us havng to read about it. Click to expand + 1 000 000 000! [Link]
LongDuckDong Member The Gothic South 80 Posts 5/01	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 4:09AM Why would a breast job even be any kind of consideration for Penny? To me, outside of being generally drop-dead beautiful, she has terrific and large natural breasts. They're full and round and don't need any help. No more yankee my wankee!! [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 4:50AM BigBobxxx wrote: can't we just stroke along? Click to expand + 1 000 000 000! [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 4:55AM Are we back to Penny yet? [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 5:12AM So, how are you, Skronk? What're you doing this weekend? [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 5:14AM Going to sleep and then getting up in about 2 hours to start a busy monday full of deadlnes! [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 5:16AM How's about that weather, huh? Craaaaaaazy stuff. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 5:26AM Dawg .. no shizzle! [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 9:31AM Bornyo wrote: And this folks, is why people with nominal intelligence, uninteresting lives, poor genetics and internet access need blogs! Blog this stuff Cursive, and just post a link to the blog- it will spare your victims the humiliation and provide a place for vvg to post comments without the rest of us havng to read about it. Click to expand sigh I think you should know by now that you don't like me and my posts so why don't you just skip them? Oh right... because you need a reason to dis me in Cursive's thread... and to make Joey happy. Well, mission accomplished, I'd say. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 21 2006 : 12:15PM Blogs are good, though. I once shared a private blog with an ADT'er. [Link]

cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 26 2006 : 1:41AM Fucking hell. I leave this place for a week and I arrive to this. So I guess no other thread around here was more worthy of trashing and shit-talking than mine, eh, Bornyo? If you don't like what you see, then JUST LEAVE AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Preferably where others can tolerate your shit. If you don't like a certain member around here, then KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT or talk bad about them where they won't see you. Maybe in your own little blog that you should create that no one would probably give a fuck about except Joey who'll probably cum enough to fill a bucket every time you talk shit about Vincent or me. And who the fuck are you calling "uninteresting" with "nominal intelligence" and "poor genetics" now? If that was meant for Vincent or me, well...congratulations for making use of your right to free speech. It's made you out to be a complete, jealous idiot. Joey as well. By the way, done anything interesting lately, Bornyo? And how 'bout you, Joey? Oh, just doing whatever it takes to up your post count around here, huh? Great ambition. NOT. I should be amazed that you two have the time and energy to slander certain posters around here...maybe a little sad that you both chose to conduct yourselves that way around here as well. Then again, I guess that's all you two are worth. And with that I am through with dealing with both of you. You two are a waste of my time, energy, and attention. Edited by - cursive on 8/26/2006 5:53:10 AM [Link]
cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 26 2006 : 1:55AM This thread has gone to the dogs. But you know what? I'll still keep on posting experiences like these around here. If someone around here thinks that checking out porn girls in strip clubs/adult expos in an attempt to get some attention on message boards is all I'm good for, then fine. And Vincent, thank you for your sweet posts as usual. You never fail to make me smile, even when others try to do their best to bring both of us down. Now smile for me, baby. [Link]
kataboom master blaster ad astra per aspera 995 Posts 6/03	Posted - Aug 26 2006 : 4:26AM oh snap! [Link]
cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 26 2006 : 5:19AM Well, in my defense, I got stories to share, wit to burn, and punkasses to whoop when necessary. And I miss your candy lips, Kataboom! [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 28 2006 : 2:12PM Oh baby, how could I not smile after that? You're so cute, even when you're upset... well, at least when you're upset about someone else. I'm so glad to have you on my side, baby boo. I see only one reason not to smile for you... cursive wrote: Maybe in your own little blog that you should create that no one would probably give a fuck about except Joey who'll probably cum enough to fill a bucket every time you talk shit about Vincent or me. Click to expand ... namely that I can't smile when I already laugh my ass off. Oh Cursive, you're priceless! (But we can fuck for free, you know... ) Panties - maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it. [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Aug 28 2006 : 4:27PM cursive, don't let the assholes get you down. keep doin what you're doin. keep having fun. [Link]