dragonsbum said:
“grind me and get me to half mast. breathe hot air on my balls and blow raspberries on my glans. now long hard strokes that repeatedly slide my prepuce up and down corona. with firm grip, yank down to the base of my pecker, such that my frenulum is about to tear. now lick and suck frenulum. slap glans on tongue hard. harder. now take my woe-manhood into mouth with medium suction, no foam. short quick bobbing motion on glans alternating with deeper shaft swallowing. press lightly on taint. for coup de grace, with glans in mouth, shake head side to side while humming pink panther theme. when the moment arrives, pull skin back tight like skinned rabbit's foot and receive goo on face. allow me to lick up. should take no more than 3.4 minutes.”
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