I just got Black Ass Candy #2 for Alexander Devoe. I just saw the screen with Allaura Sweet. This girl has Cyclop Tits. This has to be on of the worst bood jobs ever done in mankind. It looks like one giant tit with 2 nipples. It is pretty nasty to see. For get about getting turned on. She did Mr. Marcus. I wonder how it keep it hard, well most of the screen she sat face away from him and in doggie. Check it out
People have just gotta stop telling girls they need implants to look good! I've never seen a girl who is improved by them. In fact I hate them.First thing I do when I see a new girl is to check her breast for scars. If any of the girls I like was to get implants I'd stop buying her DVD's. Girls like Sasha, Jenna and Brianna must all be B cup and they look fantastic.
Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03
Posted - May 11 2008 : 6:07PM
That's the extreme bolt on look. She was probably completely flat chested to begin with and had no empty space or cushion to work with at all. I suspect that had Lana Sands gotten hers done, they could only have looked like that. Or Kapri Styles in contemporary porn. Just a crime against nature when the femininity and sexiness is so present already, big boobs are superfluous at best.
God, I hate boobjobs. She really is an attractive girl, but, wow, those things are horrible. She needs to go to a better doctor and get those thing fixed.
To be honest, I've seen worse. Seriously.That is actually a good question. I went looking for her (possible) pre-boobjob pictures, so I could evaluate the seriousness of this.. ehh condition, but couldn't find any. So, I guess she may have entered the porn scene already like that. Other than that, she seems pretty cool: 21 year old mom who wants to be an attorney. She's with foxxmodeling and does anal. [:P)] Edited by - Zoid on 5/12/2008 7:38:21 PM
That avatar violates plenty of things...mostly just plain ol' good taste...especially considering he was the one who started this thread baggin' on ol' girl's tits and then he uses her as his avatar...wtf? [Link]
I...can...not...turn...away...I keep looking at them...they are like a train wreck.
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Posted - May 12 2008 : 6:46PM
I feel so sad for any woman who settled for Breast Implants That Horrendous. Velicity Von's are the most amazing False Mammry(oYo)Glands I have ever seen.....no woman should ever settle for less than the photo below. I was dismayed to see that Briana Beach may have recently opted for some small implants that don't look so great.....I may be worng
Are you serious.... you have no idea what your talking about this girl is one of the hottest out there making movies, she has all the tools needed to make me keep checking her out over and over again. You can have your opinion but CYCLOPS really? Maybe you only have one eye open while your watching?
While I hate most boob jobs, I do not go as far to say that nobody should get one except for medical reasons. IMO, Jenna Jameson heads a long list of women who ruined perfectly nice breasts by getting implants. I am not a fan in most cases. Oh, and Lela Starr. Such a pity. However, for men to take such a tough stance is hypocritical. I would bet that if there was a simple surgery to extend the penis, a LOT of men would get it. There are plenty of women who do not need them for medical reasons, but who have pretty unappealing boobs. That's a fact. Not everyone is blessed with perfectly symmetrical, or aesthetically pleasing breasts. It is wrong for us to judge them for wanting to improve them. To be intellectually honest, that would extend to the aforementioned Jenna and Lela. However, I think it is pretty safe to say that neither had anywhere close to unattractive breasts before the implants. Most of us criticize them for getting them for dancing. How I loathe the night club owners that pressure them into getting implants. Still, as I said men would be lining up down the block to get penile surgery if it existed.
Hello all. This is Allaura Sweet and I was alerted of this forum from a friend on myspace. I would like to say in my defense that the photo being trashed was taken less than 2 months after I had my surgery. My implants hadn't even thought of settling or separating yet. Do I think that I have the best implant job out there? Of course not. Do I think they are the worst out there? Hell no! I have seen far worse and far better. I got my breasts done as a personal decision and yes I do plan on getting them done again. As far as my male co-stars and keeping their woods, so far no problems and no complaints either, just to answer your question. To the question of entering the porn scene before I had my breasts done, the answer is yes but under a different name. To those who at least had the tact to express their pity vs. just plain talking shit, thank you. "Just as sweet as the name says"
I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04
Posted - May 12 2008 : 10:48PM
Wow! I'm a tit man in general, but I prefer big ones. Usually the bigger the better is my motto. I got no hate for boob jobs...except when they are REAL bad and are of a comical size. I don't know what the deal here is.Brianna a B-Cup? I think you're being too generous. Not hating,'cause she's one of the few flat/small chested women I find extremely hot(throw Sasha in there also), I'm just saying she's not that big.
This is why I try to be really careful what I say on here. Believe me. It isn't my intention to put people down just to make them feel bad. I am trying to express my opinion strongly enough so that girls will at least seriously think about having this done. It's a life-altering decision. Or at least it is in many cases. A woman can't have this done, decide five years down the road that she doesn't like it, have them removed and have her breasts be exactly like they were before. It's my opinion that boob jobs almost never make a woman's breasts look better. Like I said, not trying to be mean. Really. I do know what it feels like to have people make cruel jokes (just for the sake of being cruel) and I would never do that. I just want girls to really think about this before they do it. I think most girls look better with their natural breasts. If there is some standard in the porn industry where people pressure the girls to get this done, they should feel like they can say no. Porn girls give up so much already just to do porn.
lots of TS's from Brazil have horrible boob jobs, some like the one in the original post and some even worse. Alluara Sweet's is bad, yes, but there's worse ones out there. Seeing stuff like that makes me sad. Plastic surgery can be a good thing and I applaud it and the wonders it works for some people, but stuff like that really irks me. I hate it when a girl goes from little/no boobs ---> fucked up boobs done by a bad surgeon. That's a trend in Brazilian TS porn that must be broken...and US porn too. I like boobs jobs when they're good, but they're evil when they're done badly. My two cents.
Just to reiterate my point. I am neither pro nor anti-boob jobs and I am certainly not anti-Allaura Sweet. I think she is gorgeous. I will however stand by my opinion that without a shadow of a doubt that picture is the scariest picture of boob or boobs that I have ever seen in my life.
And this is why we continue to see them. Because every once in a blue moon, by some stroke of dumb luck, a particular chick gets a boob job that isn't absolutely horrible and a bunch of people say "Those aren't bad". Meaning, they still look fake but at least you can still look at them and try to imagine that they're real. The only ones that I'm aware of that ever came close to fooling me were Velicity Vonn's. And I was still suspicious of them. With that kind of track record, why do they still do it? It doesn't look real. It doesn't even accidentally look real. The only people they're fooling are people who have never seen a real set of tits in their life. At least trannies have a reason to get them. Most of them wouldn't have any tits without them. Some trannies, somehow, have real tits. I guess it's a hormone thing. And even though I know why trannies do it, I still gravitate towards the ones who have real ones. Even if they aren't big. Edited by - randomprecision on 5/13/2008 3:44:35 AM
Yeah, I'm being generous, Brianna is my fantasy dream girl, I just love her the way nature made her and hope she doesn't ever change that. As for Allaura, nature blessed her also, she has a beautiful body and face with a wonderful skin tone. Without the implants, even if she was completely flat chested I would have found her very attractive, she has great nipples, which I think can compensate for lack of boobage. Whats done is done, I hope they "settle in" or can be tweaked so they look more natural. Edited by - bobcat on 5/13/2008 4:47:38 AM
I'm not sure what would be the point in saying, "they're horrible" if a girl has already gotten them? I'm not talking about this case specifically, but in general. Negative comments don't appear to have any effect whatsoever in terms of "preventing chicks from doing it". Seeing less that perfect boobjobs on other girls doesn't either, apparently. They'll always find some excuse. So, bashing a chick after the fact just doesn't really accomplish anything, in my opinion, other than (as you said) making her feel badly. We can of course express an opinion about boobs since after all, this is a porn board and they are porn girls; but saying nasty things or making fun of them isn't really productive. [xx)]
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crucifixio_Jones wrote: I usually don't have anything negative to say about boob jobs but seriously, what the FUCK happened here?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I woud be embarrassed to show those tits in private let alone public if they were mine. I have heard of cock eyed but never cock titted. In response to this oh so lovely comment, I am a dancer, and a popular one at that. I have been dancing since before my surgery and for awhile after. Now don't get me wrong, we all know men will say anything to attempt to get in someone's pants so I know men lie. At the same time, my boobs (now and not in that pic) are some of my customers favorite attribute of mine. Thanks for the "concern" but my tits are perfectly straight now as you shall see in coming dvds. "Just as sweet as the name says"
Maybe and maybe not. But that could have a little something to do with people who actually like boob jobs egging them on. If negative comments couldn't have any effect, I doubt you'd see girls coming into the industry swearing never to get boob jobs and then, after a couple of years of comments that their boobs aren't big enough, they show up one day with the most horrendous boob job imaginable. What happened in those two years to turn them on to boob jobs when they said they were dead set against them? The point is exactly that maybe if enough fans make it clear that we don't like them (At all. Ever) girls will at least think about it a little more before they do it. If that's all it does is makes them think about it more, it's worth it, I think.If I really thought that, believe me, I wouldn't say a thing. It has never been my thing on this forum to make porn girls feel bad. In fact, I'm usually one of the guys who pops up and defends them when someone is saying something mean or hurtful just for it's own sake.So what is productive in this context? Would it be more productive if we just pretended we love boob jobs so that nobody would ever feel bad? If you want to have any impact at all, you have to speak up. You can try to be delicate about it but sometimes, there's just no delicate way to say it. There's a difference between someone who has a natural "flaw" that they can't hide and someone who chooses to have surgery on their body purely for aesthetic reasons. When the results are mixed (and often just awful), maybe someone should tell them they look better the way nature made them? Edited by - randomprecision on 5/13/2008 5:42:38 PM
IMO, you can have all the porn fans in the world proclaim their hatred to fake boobs, but then she'd go to a stip club where a dozen of drunken "customers" will say that they want bigger boobs and boo at her. Personally, I don't think logic or even common sense works here. I've come to the conclusion that you need to be a woman to grasp the appeal of bigger boobs, so I've pretty much given up hope in talking them out of it.I wasn't pointing finger at you or anything.Well, it depends on how you define delicate. Me thinks you can find plenty of more delicate titles for this thread as compared to what it reads now, or do you disagree?Sure, and I regularly do that myself. As I have said, I do believe that fans should be able to express criticism about pornstar's looks. All I am saying is that there is no point in making fun of them and/or being unnecessarily cruel or insensitive, especially if the girl has already done it. And in this case, we don't even know how she looked before. That's why, I've been looking for pics... (ahem). Edited by - Zoid on 5/13/2008 6:40:18 PM
Not that this is the best picture of me it is the only one I could find. This is me before my surgery. I had AA breasts and am 5 ft 11 in tall with hips. I was all little girl on top and woman on the bottom. Getting my breasts done was a personal decision and yes, most tried to talk me out of it. Do I regret it, no. I know they aren't perfect and I am working to get them done again so that they are. "Just as sweet as the name says"
The picture of Allaura above is the main reason almost all women get boob jobs. They want to look better in their clothing. Here on this board we all think and talk in terms of porn, but in reality, women spend 95% of their waking hours with their cloths ON, not off. And they all want to look good and turn heads walking down the street or standing in line at the bank.
Thanks for replying Allaura and I apologize for any hurt feelings caused by the thread. You do seem to be taking it in stride though, so good for you. I think the concern was/most people's thought was how did this very pretty girl have such bad surgery done. I hope you get it all straightened out soon and again, thanks for being so good about this. Things can get ugly around here at times. Edited by - jrsl76 on 5/13/2008 7:50:23 PM
I see. Well, thank you posting the picture, and thank for being such a good sport in spite of the negativity. You are indeed as sweet as the name suggests.
Good for you, but I've heard that argument many times before, so I can only assume that some girls don't like it. Edited by - Zoid on 5/13/2008 10:32:07 PM
Well, there you have it. In the scenario you just mentioned, there still isn't a universal condemnation of them and there are still people telling them their boobs aren't big enough. I completely understand that people are cruel. I'm not the best looking guy in the world (far from it, actually) and never was. I went through grade school and high school just like everyone else. I was the guy with a stubborn case of facial acne and a unibrow. I was picked on to no end for my looks (firstly) and then the acne. To the point to where I tried everything that's supposed to work for acne (but didn't in my case). And then, if I didn't pluck or trim my eyebrows well enough just once in an entire school year, I'd get picked on and teased because of it for the rest of the year. These were things I really couldn't do anything about. I wasn't born handsome and these other things just made matters worse. What would I have done to just get rid of the acne? Probably just about anything because I was at an age where it was a supreme embarrassment to me. I wanted to be like the other guys and be able to talk to girls without them freaking out because of my looks. But again. I was stuck with what nature gave me. Eventually, the acne cleared (mostly). So I do get it. But the fact of the matter is that there are plenty of men for whom large breasts aren't all-consuming. There are more men who don't mind smaller breasts (or who even prefer them) than there are who'll boo a small breasted woman out of existence.Well. I didn't name the thread. I myself would not have chosen to call it "Cyclop Tits". In fact, I wouldn't have chosen an individual girl to single out because I think you can usually get your point across without doing that.
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Posted - May 11 2008 : 12:13PM
I...can...not...turn...away...I keep looking at them...they are like a train wreck. ![livejasmin-perfect-tits[1].jpg](https://img1-ps.adultdvdtalk.com/e0541a9cf5af451e878c3.jpg)
Plastic surgery can be a good thing and I applaud it and the wonders it works for some people, but stuff like that really irks me. I hate it when a girl goes from little/no boobs ---> fucked up boobs done by a bad surgeon. That's a trend in Brazilian TS porn that must be broken...and US porn too.
Just to reiterate my point. I am neither pro nor anti-boob jobs and I am certainly not anti-Allaura Sweet. I think she is gorgeous. I will however stand by my opinion that without a shadow of a doubt that picture is the scariest picture of boob or boobs that I have ever seen in my life.
Not that this is the best picture of me it is the only one I could find. This is me before my surgery. I had AA breasts and am 5 ft 11 in tall with hips. I was all little girl on top and woman on the bottom. Getting my breasts done was a personal decision and yes, most tried to talk me out of it. Do I regret it, no. I know they aren't perfect and I am working to get them done again so that they are.
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