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DAF1740
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305 Posts
9/06
Posted - Nov 30 2009 : 12:21PM
Well, like most posters here I have a ton of ideas for porn films, but just don't have the money (or balls) to start my own production company. So I figured I'd post a few of them here from time to time to see what others think. (I'll also twitter the links to my favorite directors.)
My first is pretty simple, but would make a great Burning Angel film.
Hair Metal
In the spirit of homages to 80s metal such as the Girls, Girls, Girls series or the Heavy Metal Pussy Party site (or Draven's parody of Nikki Sixx in L.A. Pink), this one would feature girls dressed in typical 80s metal attire: leather pants, leather jackets, ripped jeans, denim shorts, rock T-shirts, etc. The catch, however, is that, like most metal chicks back in the day, all these girls would have totally natural, hairy pussies. Not trimmed bushes or hair that stops above the lips: I'm talking full-out muffs straight out of old centerfolds. Think of Marianne Gravatte appearing in both Playboy and Ratt's video for "Lay It Down," and you'll get the picture.
For music, some unsigned band could provide cheesy hair-metal style songs. The scenes would all have lame metal themes, too. So, for instance:
1.Talk Dirty to Me
We'd start with the girl on the phone with her boyfriend, deciding where to fuck, going over the possible places mentioned in Poison's song (at the drive-in, in the Old Man's Ford, behind the bushes), until deciding upon "down the basement, lock the cellar door." The girl sneaks the guy into her basement, they lock the door to keep the parents out (who by the end of the scene are knocking furiously), and go at it, with the girl talking dirty throughout.
2. Cherry Pie
This would be a kitchen scene with food play, including some requisite eating of cherry pie (or at least the filling) off the girl's bush. Repeating the idea of hiding from parents, it would end as does the Warrant song: "In walks her daddy stands six foot four, he said 'You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more.'"
3. Rock You Like a Hurricane
In a nod to A Clockwork Orange, we'd have two metal chicks looking at records in a store, pining over the Scorpions and wondering what it would be like to suck German cock. Steve Holmes happens to overhear their conversation, and they go back home for some hot MFF fucking. (It would be great if Steve Holmes could sing a few lines, too.)
4. Up All Night
We all know 80s rockers tended to party too hard, "awake from dusk to dawn," as in the Slaughter song. So, here, we'd have some sexy girl waking up hung over, wearing nothing but a long T-shirt (I love that look). Her boyfriend and his friend suddenly show up, just coming back from an all-night party. She'd be all sleepy and groggy at first, but then things would heat up into a sizzling MMF threesome.
5.Skid Row
Unfortunately, this is where a lot of those metal heads ended up, and so we'd have some drunk girl (perhaps with a female friend) wandering through an alley full of burnt-out derelicts. (I've noticed that Burning Angel uses both intoxication and homelessness a lot in their films). Anyway, we'd get a good old-fashioned gang-bang here, with the girl(s) ending up covered in cum and sweat by the end, providing a fitting warning against excessive partying.
(If we needed another scene, we could add a MILF theme to the tune of Ratt's "I Want a Woman, Not some Little Girl.")
What do you think? I sent the suggestion along to Mitch Fontaine over at Burning Angel a while back, but it doesn't look like anything's in the works. On the one hand, I don't want to pester my favorite studio by sending them ideas (especially since Joanna seems like a genuinely cool person), but, at the same time I think this would make a cool film.
DAF1740
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305 Posts
9/06
Posted - Dec 3 2009 : 10:13AM
OK, so nobody responded to my earlier post. I hope it's not because my idea sucked!
Anyway, here's the next idea for a Burning Angel DVD.
One of my favorite things about Burning Angel is how many girls they have with either black or dyed-black hair. I mean, Draven, Andy SanDimas, and Asphyxia are some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, period, let alone in porn. Allister, Audrey Angel, BellaVendetta, Cadence St. John, Eden Von Sleaze, Sparky, Stevie, and Pixie Pearl are just a few other black-haired beauties that work with Burning Angel.
So I thought it would be cool to have a DVD dedicated entirely to women with black-hair and pale skin. The title would be Black No. 1, in reference to the hair dye and also the Type O Negative song that both pokes fun at and pays homage to the goth subculture.
The great thing about this concept is that anyone could star, since any girl could dye her hair black. In addition to the women listed above, it would be great to see maybe Azrael, Casper, Chase, Dusty, or (OMG!) HEATHER (one of my favorites) in the DVD, but, again, it would work with just about anyone. Also, I know a lot of these girls only do girl/girl, so just about all of these scenes could work either way, either boy/girl or girl/girl.
The premise behind this one is that Joanna (or some other Angel) has invited all her black-haired girlfriends over for a goth/vampire fetish party. The problem is, each girl somehow gets sidetracked while getting ready to attend. We'd have four scenes of black-haired beauties all dressed up in corsets and fishnets, and then a grand finale with Joanna at the party.
Scene 1
The girl is at a hair salon, getting her hair colored for the party. We'd start with the hairdresser (male or female) finishing up, blow-drying after the final wash (no need to show the messy dyeing process itself). The problem is, the girl doesn't have any money to pay. So they fuck instead.
Scene 2
This one would pretty much have to be girl/girl. Two girlfriends are at a store, picking out lingerie for the party. We'd get a few minutes of them each stripping and trying on new outfits, and then one of the girls calls her friend into the dressing room to get her opinion. You can see where things go from there: hot lesbian sex in the fitting room.
Scene 3
Here, the girl goes to a fetish shop to pick up some gear for the party (maybe a whip or something). She finds one she really likes, but, again, she doesn't have the money to pay for it (hipster blues). So, once again, she fucks the sales clerk (either male or female) in exchange for her toy. This one could get a bit kinkier than the hair salon scene, given the setting.
Scene 4
This one may seem a bit strange, but I find it really hot. The girl would be at home, doing some kind of wiccan Sabbath/séance thing before going to the party. The room would be dark, and there would be candles burning all around (maybe with a nice pentagram somewhere), as the girl invokes the dead. Suddenly, she hears a noise, and an intruder appears. The girl is convinced that it’s a spirit, but it turns out the male or female in question is just a burglar (or, to make it scarier, a murderer). The intruder decides he (or she) might as well take advantage of the confused girl, so they fuck, with the girl thrilled by the thought that she's copulating with Satan’s child.
Scene 5
With all of Joanna's friends occupied, no one shows up at her party. So we'd have her alone, all done up in a corset with sexy fishnet or lace stockings, amidst come cheesy gothic setting (coffins, candles, cobwebs, etc.). However, she's surrounded by a bunch of limp dicks poking through glory holes, which she intended to amuse her guests with. Sadly, she starts to stroke one, then suck it, and then things take off from there, with the men eventually emerging from behind the walls to gang-bang her. We could maybe end with some guests showing up once it's all over, with a cum-drenched Joanna lying exhausted on the floor.
I doubt that Type O Negative would be willing to let Burning Angel use "Black No. 1" as a theme song (even though both are from Brooklyn). But maybe Joanna could get Cruel Black Dove (who played at Burning Angel's 2009 New Year’s Party) to lend them "Love Song" or "Offer." Just a thought.



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