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Master D
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Posted - Jan 31 2010 : 1:53PM
How can they miss out on the TV show Dallas. My dad and grandmother loved this show back in the 70's and everybody was shock when J.R. got shot. I watch reurn of it on cable so who would you cast in Dallas Parody, well i would cast for the original main cast
Evan Stone as JR Ewing
Lisa Ann as Sue Ellen Ewing JR's wife
Scott Nails as Bobby Ewing JR's Younger Brother
Dylan Ryder as Pamela Barnes Ewing Bobby's Wife
Manuel Ferrara as Cliff Barnes Pamela brother and a rival to JR
Shawna Lenee as Lucy Ewing Cooper JR wild horny niece (Yes Charlene Tilton was hot back in the 70 and Shawna fit into that role)
likemyung
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Posted - Jan 31 2010 : 4:23PM
Yeah, good idea. I even remember the 'Who Shot JR' t-shirts. Cast is ok I guess just as long as Will Ryder doesn't direct it. That guy is so full of himself!!
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
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Posted - Jan 31 2010 : 4:25PM
This has already been done in the 80s.
The porn parody wasn't bad.
Master D
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Posted - Jan 31 2010 : 6:21PM
They will make another one because Dallas was the best show to watch on Friday night back in the 70's. That porn parody didn't follow the orgin of the show and now porn parody are following the ways of the show. JR was a the greatest TV villian, he didn't get along with his brother Bobby, treated his wife bad, his niece try to killed a few times. Pluse Bobby wife brother hated him. Evan Stone can played JR.
Edited by - Master D on 1/31/2010 6:22:15 PM
ninja1
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Posted - Jan 31 2010 : 8:02PM
Charlene Tilton started out as merely "hot", but the PAWG version she turned into was even hotter. I'd go with a thick/bigbooty porn girl to play the Lucy role.
 
Master D
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516 Posts
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Posted - Feb 1 2010 : 7:49AM
I have to go with Kelly Divine for that I was going with Alexis Texas but she lost some of her booty. Beside Kelly can dire her hair blonde.
Edited by - Master D on 2/1/2010 7:51:56 AM



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