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Diceman
Member

211 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jun 9 2004 : 10:27PM
...and make her start fucking other dudes. Who's with me on this? After seeing this week's Peephole collage, I just can't stand it anymore!

Here's my plan:

Brandon Iron, bono-ONE, and I will all drive to Scottsdale and meet up at an abandoned warehouse. There, I will issue out some tranquilizer guns and black ski-masks. After we each down 5 shots of Cuervo, we will synchronize our watches and meet at Wifey's house at precisely 2300 hours.

Now, you might think at this point that I've ignored the Hubby issue, but you would be mistaken. After I take hubby out with my superior brand of Karate, he will be transported to a "care home" run by some of my "associates". Through the use of hallucinogenic substances and a cattle-prod, Hubby's memory of the incident will be replaced with those of a huge fight with Wifey and their ensuing break-up.

Brandon and Bono will be in charge of abducting Wifey. Brandon's skill in domination should come in handy at this point, and Bono's attention to detail will ensure all traces of our "visit" are covered. The tranquilizer should last about 4 hours.

We will meet back at the abandoned warehouse at 0300 hours.

When Wifey regains consciousness (and after I have my way with her a few times), we will begin a series of exercises in order to brainwash her and force her into contracting with RLD/PXP. Some of the legal requirements in said contract will involve mandatory anal in every scene, along with cum-swallowing and tit-fucking.

As I have a full-time job, the contract will give Brandon and Bono joint ownership/custody of Wifey. However, I'm sure that I will be revered and admired for organizing one of the greatest services to mankind in the history of civilization. Oh yeah, I will also accept donations and tokens of gratitude.

Note: By reading this plan you are hereby sworn to secrecy upon penalty of getting none of our new Wifey porn.

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Edited by - Diceman on Jun 9 2004

FRIDAY FAN
Member

444 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 6:28PM
I never saw her before your post, but DAMN!!! She's freakin' awesome.

Has anybody bought any of her videos, and, if so, how are they? Is it just oral or fucking, too?

Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 6:51PM
I've seen some of her video tapes (I just ordered her DVD's). There's some fucking in some of them (read the movie descriptions to tell which ones), but they are mostly blowjobs and handjobs (very hot blowjobs & handjobs). "Hubby" shoots some monster loads on "Wifey".
ObiBong
Senior Member

1162 Posts
12/02
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 7:27PM
I have to say that I have no problems with Hubby. He does his job. Seeing Wifey in a bigger porn production would be great, but I don't think we need to cut out the guy who's been providing those pops.
Diceman
Member

211 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 7:48PM
It's nothing personal, just business.

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Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 9:11PM
Yeah, variety is the spice of life.

I've been a Wifey fan for nearly 4-5 years now and though I don't have a problem with her for the most part, it would be nice to see her in something professional, doing something other than giving a hand/blowjob to Hubby.

Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 10:10PM
Crucifixio_Jones,
I need to get in touch with you, but your e-mail address is not public. Please e-mail me.

Bill

Coyote
Member

Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary?
972 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 10:38PM
LOL..good luck!
Diceman
Member

211 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 10:38PM
There are a ton of them on Kazaa, just search for Wifey.

Additionally, there are some reviews of her older movies that can be found here.

A Google image search for Wifey

A review of wifeysworld.com

(added review)

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Edited by - Diceman on 6/10/2004 10:39:54 PM

Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jun 10 2004 : 11:06PM
Am I in trouble, Mr. Mod?
Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jun 11 2004 : 3:17PM
Nope.
FRIDAY FAN
Member

444 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jun 11 2004 : 6:54PM
Guys,
Thanks for all the review info, etc. I am definitely going to buy a couple of her DVDs. Has anyone seen one of those that he can reccomend?

Thanks.

parano28
Member

60 Posts
4/04
Posted - Aug 12 2004 : 5:08AM
are those things real or fake ?
when she lay on her back, her titties doesn't hang that much...
kitarana
Member

304 Posts
12/03
Posted - Aug 12 2004 : 6:34AM
if I remember correctly, those are real.
she definately looks great, I just wish she would fuck more. there are so small clips of fucking
DVDwishes
ComX

1060 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 12 2004 : 8:52AM
those are real baby! unless she's had an augmentation since I've last heard about it. I would order some of her DVDs but damn they're expensive for a broke teacher the whole point of her doing these films is for swallowing and her husband. highly unlikely that she'll do anything "bigger" because she's in love with him. that's what I call a wife hence her name and the name of the site.
 
Pornmaster Mike
Senior Member

32DDD
1462 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 25 2004 : 5:49PM
i stumbled on a wifey goldmine

i do think she has naturally big boobs but i think she got them rounded out with implants - ala Veronika Zemanova...

i just wish she could take a hard fucking better - in one of the clips he starts laying into her harder and faster and she goes "ow!"

all the intercourse clips and even the bjs she gives are slow...

ah well - beggers can't be choosers LOL

- Pornmaster Mike

parano28
Member

60 Posts
4/04
Posted - Nov 26 2004 : 10:12AM
i agree with u Mike.
She HAD natural boobs but i think she fill them with implants when they really start to sag in 2001.
The proof is here
Click here
Pornmaster Mike
Senior Member

32DDD
1462 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 26 2004 : 12:00PM
good show parano!

- Pornmaster Mike




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