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DogOfPavlov
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"Breast of haunch?"..."Does my life depend on it?"
91 Posts
11/10
Posted - May 1 2011 : 11:29AM
Is it me, or is the current fake sperm trend pretty annoying?
Instead of making all those fake sperm bukkake stuff; using fake dicks to spray gallons of that stuff on a girl, they should focus on doing more real bukkake vids.
Some years ago, bukkake seemed to be really trendy and new sites showed up almost weekly, but now, the existing sites update only sporadic, showing less and less cum in each update. Instead those fake cum sites come up. Sites like cumdisgrace.com would be great if they would focus on having girls tied up and gallons of REAL sperm droping on their faces.
Existing real bukkake sites currently have a lack on updates, like mentioned above, have pretty weak quality and not the prettiest girls (like GGG) or they are censored like the asia stuff.
I'd like to see stuff like those asian bukkake movies produced uncensored in europe or the usa.
What's your opinion?
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Cleg
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29 Posts
12/10
Posted - May 7 2011 : 12:47AM
I'm with you on that. It just seems so silly and fake to me. I guess it's akin to just pretending to fuck.
No turn on whatsoever. They might as well throw a glass full of water on her face as far as I am concerned.
The absolute worst of the genre is the one with the guy with gold teeth who is always making some retarded face, then screams like crazy as he unleashes his fake wad out of his fake dick in the face of a girl faking surprise.
To each their own, though.
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
2506 Posts
2/09
Posted - May 7 2011 : 10:48AM
What???
Fake sperm fucking rocks!

Okay... maybe not...

Oral Connoisseur the 1st
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Soon, I will unveil a blog about oral sex. It should stimulate your brain.
18 Posts
5/11
Posted - May 8 2011 : 7:58AM
I love the oral genre. And I'm actually hopeful about "fake" sperm.
I see no reason why a girl has to suffer bitter carnivore sperm, or wait for that non-existent vegetarian male performer to appear with his uniquely sweet nutty dessert. If they can make it edible & taste good...it can produce way more creative sperm-play & attract way more picky girls.
But as of right now, I see some problems with the fake stuff:
1) It's way too bleach white. It ends up being a KKK mask over the girls face, instead of disparate & translucent minefield.
2) It doesn't seem to taste good. Most girls tend to spit this stuff out and make a face like it's bitter. Hell, it's probably unsafe to ingest.
3) It's overused. The amount fired on a girls face is just ridiculous. They should try to mimic realistic amounts a normal guy would fire.

Edited by - Oral Connoisseur the 1st on 5/9/2011 2:32:28 AM

Scoody
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29 Posts
9/09
Posted - May 8 2011 : 3:25PM
I hate the whole fake sperm crap! I will not revisit a site that has anything to do with it. I wish someone woud run up on the guys who produce this shit and kick them in the head. I would do it myself if I ever saw one of them. Jeez! I hate even living on a planet where this shit exists.
 
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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4/07
Posted - May 8 2011 : 6:12PM
Do not forget air guitar pussy licking.
monkey power
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Tim?
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Posted - May 9 2011 : 12:25AM
It's like 5th grade behavior.
When the rest of the porn community are acting like at least 7th graders.
Who's the audience for this? Really. Are there any consumer surveys that'd tell us who thinks this stuff is awesome? Do they sell lots of units to Sri Lanka or something?
Oral Connoisseur the 1st
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Soon, I will unveil a blog about oral sex. It should stimulate your brain.
18 Posts
5/11
Posted - May 9 2011 : 3:04AM
You asked, so I'll answer.
Some guys look at cum-play like a JackAss movie. The reality of the spectacle is what's turning you on. You can't believe an actual person's about to take such a crazy risk, and the consequences get you excited.
Other guys like me look at cum-play like a Hollywood movie. It's the act alone that matters. I've suspended disbelief and am totally disinterested in the process of movie-making. What matters is that the character on-screen is drooling, gobbling, gargling, & handling sloppy sticky naughty cum.
If this was a perfect world, there'd be tons of vegetarian male performers & the taste of the stuff wouldn't be much of an issue. Then we'd have all sorts of beautiful actresses lining up to play with actual cum.
Unfortunately, we live in a world of lots of bitter spunk & little incentive for beautiful women to play with it for more than a minute. So if they can come up with fake sperm that looks real & tastes good...god bless those people at Betty Crocker.
Edited by - Oral Connoisseur the 1st on 5/9/2011 3:06:36 AM
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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3/06
Posted - May 9 2011 : 4:00AM
Well, actually, I think the problem is just that we live in the United States. If you really believe what you wrote above, you should see some good German bukkake. Ridiculously gorgeous women loving it. And the men are not vegetarian supermen. They're ordinary dudes. Jizz is supposed to taste like jizz. Not pie filling.
Edited by - randomprecision on 5/9/2011 4:10:19 AM
Oral Connoisseur the 1st
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Soon, I will unveil a blog about oral sex. It should stimulate your brain.
18 Posts
5/11
Posted - May 9 2011 : 4:28AM
As the topic starter said: "pretty weak quality and not the prettiest girls (like GGG)".
I appreciate Betty & Annette Schwarz's performances as much as the next oral olympics spectator. But you have to admit, given that alot of those girls are into piss...taste isn't exactly a national concern in Germany.
Obviously, that plays into my previous post about differing audience expectations.
But let me add a little observation. The fake stuff (with all its current problems, which I've already mentioned) seems to produce scenes with happier, funnier, & even more excited girls than the real cum-play stuff. That's remarkable to me given that most these girls aren't particularly known for their cum-related talents.
I think it's the obvious result of them not fearing the quality of juice they have to handle. That's why I say I'm hopeful. I'd like to see that fearless energy coupled with realistic looking cum.
Edited by - Oral Connoisseur the 1st on 5/10/2011 11:58:58 PM
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - May 9 2011 : 6:10AM
There are other companies besides GGG and they're into piss for the same reason they're into cum. They love sex in all of it's depraved glory. That's the problem over here. America is the problem. It's a cultural thing. Taste is irrelevant. Bukkake is about real cum being filthy and disgusting. It's the nature of the thing.
Irrelevant. It's not real. If they don't like real cum, they really shouldn't be doing porn. It's that simple. It's an asshole thing to say but sometimes the truth sucks. I frankly don't care if they make fake porn as long as they don't misrepresent it as the real thing. If they name the thing "Fake Bukkake #5" and let the customer choose to buy it (or not) with the knowledge that it's bullshit, I'm totally cool with it.
Edited by - randomprecision on 5/9/2011 6:12:18 AM
Endless Loop
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Posted - May 11 2011 : 2:30AM
From the occasional porn renter, I can understand to some degree a do-nothing attitude of indifference, and have generally concluded as much, whenever I've read such opinion. Otherwise its no different in the majority of other specific pursuits or interests, whenever an associated part, either indirectly or central to that interest, is diminished in quality, or the integrity and genuine authenticity becomes compromized, its only common sense that any self-respecting enthusiast or invested (porn) aficionado, realize the end result.

Edited by - Endless Loop on 5/11/2011 2:55:13 AM

Flow101
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35 Posts
8/10
Posted - Jun 10 2011 : 3:33PM
Hey guys I would like to know the site or movie where they use the fake cocks to give the creampies bigger The better thanks :-)
Major Hoople
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5/11
Posted - Jun 10 2011 : 3:50PM
Another bi-sexual dilemma.
Flow101
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35 Posts
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Posted - Jun 10 2011 : 3:53PM
Lol I don't know how that applies to what I'm requesting I don't care if it was a real cock I'm looking for the huge creampie that no normal person can do ;-)
 
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Jun 10 2011 : 3:58PM
Is it the Insane Cock Brothas site flow,im not sure?
WardqueenJanine
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Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 11:36AM
As I have said in another thread, this is complete shit that ruins porn and I abolutely hate it. I'm another porn customer who will swear off any company that engages in this garbage.
datdude
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72 Posts
11/09
Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 12:00PM
I hate the fake dicks on these sites as well.
Cumwhipper
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4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jun 12 2011 : 12:18PM
^^^ Yeah - they should call it "Fakes of Cock" instead of "Freaks of Cock"
greg
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12/06
Posted - Jun 13 2011 : 4:29AM
Well I would complain about all the fake sperm in porn, but I am afraid that would make me a hypocrite.
For in one of my weaker moments, while the movie was blasting the babe with loads of the fake sperm, I was struggling with all my might to cum in unison with them, in a perfect porn orgasm where the performers and the fan become one, in nutting.
But I just couldn't do it no matter how hard I tried and I was starting to get weary. So I finally faked it myself, doing all the loud ouuuugh's here it cum's motions as dramatically as possible. I felt like like a liar, but I could see the relief on the faces of the performers, and especially the starlet's face who was by that time close to drowning on my screen.
Realizing their work was complete now, they quickly finished the scene and rolled the credits, and went bye, bye.
But I can't forget my lie, and I wash my right hand about 30 times a day with the
anti -bacterial soap, and now I can only jack off left handed.
Edited by - greg on 6/13/2011 4:38:41 AM
Scoody
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29 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jun 13 2011 : 3:29PM
If all porn had to end just so fake cock and jizz sites had to die, it would be a price worth paying. I hate this shit that much. I have only to see an ad for one of these sites and it is enough for me to call my dog so I can kick him.
Bond007
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I love Deauxma, Julia Ann, Lisa ann and Sienna West: they so hot.
149 Posts
6/11
Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 3:05AM
That dude OG mudbones is so guilty of this shit.
Deauxma is so hot.
Peoples Temple
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People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity.
674 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 12:49PM
It if it is a good fake then it is ok but a bad fake is not fun because a fake with no real looking fake is too much fake for me. We need some fakes to fake a scene.



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