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Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ...
717 Posts
3/06
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 3:36AM
I've always had a morbid curiousity about the messages that pornstars at myspace must get.

Classiest, and then the most vulgar.

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Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 5:16AM
Dana, you're going to need health insurance the next time I shoot you. ;-)
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Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

1881 Posts
6/05
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 12:06PM
awesome.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 12:47PM
its a drawing of me by wisconsin artist Matt Cipov
www.mattcipov.com im a big fan, and we met on myspace.

:)

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 12:51PM
oh god, i can even begin to describe the horrifying myspace messeges i get.
the worst are the erotic fan fiction describing in graphic detail what they would do to me. and the weirdest part is always pretty much the same formula.
starting with excessive oral on me. then fucking me until i writhe with orgasms. and usually including some ass fucking and always the internal pop.

i applaud my fans for imagination but no kudos in the originality category.

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 1:07PM
this just in.... the most classy email EVER...

Date: Oct 8 2006 10:06 AMFlag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: Filet Mignon
Body:
Sweetheart,

I love to eat ass and after looking at some of your work, your asshole is the filet mignon of asshole. I'd love to feast on it for you in a film sometime.

If you're ever in need of a relatively well-hung man who can fuck on camera (no stage fright here) and is willing to eat your ass after it's been loaded with cum from as many guys as you are willing to take, I'm your man.

Drop me a line.

PF

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nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 2:43PM
That is absoluetly hysterical. If nobody uses this as a sig I will.
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Drop a load
Senior Member

My leg hurts
1098 Posts
11/05
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 3:26PM
My question then is who has the beef jerky of assholes?

Edited by - drop a load on 10/8/2006 4:23:01 PM

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absynth
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absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 3:39PM
I seldom laugh out loud on message boards (though that is changing with some of the clever shit you folks have to offer), but the filet mignon line had me doubling over...
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DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 8 2006 : 3:42PM
what can i say? dana dearmond fans are ingenious!
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 2:08AM
Dana -- I think you need to star in a video with girls and guys eating your sexy starfish.

"PACIFIC RIM" starring Dana DeArmond.

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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 10:08AM
Starfish Troopers
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absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 11:38AM
Pooper Troopers... :P
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 12:17PM
girls dont poop
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Janitor
Retired

Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service.
6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 1:19PM
In podcast anticipation I just added some [invalid URL removed]Dana DeArmond sex and submission gallery links.
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DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 3:32PM
bondage and assfucking... a match made in heaven.
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 5:49PM
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 5:50PM
Brilliant!
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 9 2006 : 5:57PM
Dana,

The pussy piercing you have near your rosebud -- I've never seen one there. Is it for pleasure or strictly for show?

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[typos]


Edited by - bob on 10/9/2006 8:38:05 PM

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DanaDeArmond
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TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 1:20AM
the piercing on the bottom part of my pussy hole is called a fourchette. or "female guiche"
i started reading about piercing and body modifications a lot when i was in my teens. the fourchette stood out to me as a very rare and beautiful piercing.
i dont think piercings really "do anything" sexually. theyre just there. its part of my body. i think the act of getting pierced is what i was really into during that period of my life. i still really enjoy the way it looks. pretty :)
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 2:34AM
Pretty, indeed.

(Thanks for the answer, Dana.)

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Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8011 Posts
9/99
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 10:57AM
Dana's podcast is one of the best we've ever had.

Dana, if you're serious about doing something like this more frequently we'll figure out a way to make it happen.

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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 11:52AM
[invalid URL removed]DanaCast

Edited by - skronker on 10/11/2006 11:53:54 AM

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DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 7:35PM
i heard you are allowed to step on babies in brooklyn.
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Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8011 Posts
9/99
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 8:25PM
That privilege is reserved for step-MILFs.
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TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 8:28PM
Only the ones in Combi strollers with the leopard print pattern fabric.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 8:34PM
i do not discriminate when it comes to steppin on babies.
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 9:25PM
I almost stepped on one today
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threesomebody
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Oct 11 2006 : 10:12PM
[invalid URL removed]Remind you of anyone?
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 12 2006 : 3:57PM
holy fuck, amazing!
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 12 2006 : 3:57PM
i want that shirt. does the make me super lame?

you guys have to see this guy from new zealand sings songs about me.
i am officially famous.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.showvids&friendID=62874195&n=62874195&MyToken=577de5f2-d01d-4ab2-81cb-176fab0297a7

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nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 12 2006 : 11:12PM
That video frightens me, as it should you.
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 12 2006 : 11:50PM
You're just saying that because you haven't finished your song about Dana yet.
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nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 12:00AM
Mine is more frightening that his. It includes her home address, phone number and names of her family members.
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nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 12:01AM
What rhymes with "California"?
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john thomas
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1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 12:54AM
I've given you my heart and soul,
Both lungs, one kidney and a cornea.
I've sent them all (C.O.D.)
To your home in California.

Edited by - john thomas on 10/13/2006 11:14:23 AM

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 4:44AM
you guys are probably geniuses
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 11:47AM
john thomas --

Nice work correcting the meter on that one. It scans well.

(But about that dismemberment thing . . . )

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john thomas
Deactivated User

1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 12:25PM
Non-dismemberment alternative:

I like to dally
With a girl from Cali.
No hornier belles
Than California gals.

Edited by - john thomas on 10/13/2006 12:25:31 PM

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threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 1:18PM
Genus Salicornia
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 13 2006 : 1:33PM
[invalid URL removed]Salicornica virginica
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 12:20PM
skronker get drunk and say nice things about me again. yay yay
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 2:06PM
Too bad I missed this thread on last night's rampage.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 3:39PM
you were out having a good time instead of getting wasted at home and posting on adt at 3am? what a LOSER! all the cool kids stay home internetting, picking fights online, stalking people on myspace and cruisin craigslist for decrete bisexual encounters.

god i cant believe how much you suck! hahahaha

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Bob All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 3:56PM
Bravo! That's the spirit!

(Keep this up and you'll have a fighting chance both to be an adoring fan AND to keep most of your body parts. )

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[sp]


Edited by - bob on 10/15/2006 3:00:23 AM

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 4:26PM
Yeah, I only did that for about 10 minutes after I got home.
I'll get kicked out of ADT pretty soon at this rate.
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DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 4:57PM
you and me both, sister
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 19 2006 : 3:47AM
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 19 2006 : 10:10PM
Check out her myspace and watch the videos, especially the one where she's reading her myspace messages and goofing on them. Honestly, it's really hot. I know it doens't sound like it, but it is.
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DanaDeArmond
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TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Oct 20 2006 : 12:31AM
i was about to nominate myself for most underappreciated starlet, but then this thread got bumped. i love you guys!
xo
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