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mango
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80 Posts
12/02
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 5:48AM
It is everywhere in American Gonzo these days.
DDS. DDS is the "Disembodied Dick Syndrome".

Have you noticed that in Gonzo flicks there are just erect Peni flotating about without men attached to them? That is DDS. Dicks have become detached from men everywhere. Horrible. Dicks have become like the "THING" on the Adams Family televison show. The "THING" was a big hand that just popped out of a box , but had Gomez and Mortica to put in into context. Don't let this happen to you.

Main symptom:

Nothing is ever done to the female models except having her holes poked by one or more of these these floating erect shafts. No man is attached to the penis, therefore no breast can touched or kissed, no clit can be rubbed, no cunnilingus can be performed. The poor girls can not be stimulated, and even in gangbang scenes there in not a general view of the situation she is in. In every case you can never never see any face-to-face because there are no male faces. DDS causes men to become separated from thier own dicks. Horrible.

Have you seen it.? That is DDS: Disembodied Dick Syndrome.

Causes:

Cheap Gonzo Flick Producers always looking to save a buck and who have no talent at all, have noticed you don't care about anything except poking holes and have cheaped out on paying for male talent or are too prudish to show a female actually in heat.

Solution and Prevention:

Yell at them, Keep Yelling.


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Mr WolanD
Member

59 Posts
2/04
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 6:56AM
Geezus, from what I can tell of the symptoms you describe some 94,7% of all male talent seem to suffer from this ailment, the horror! The horror! I just wish I never ever contract this awful disease ;)
DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 8:14AM
DDS is also probably partially a result of the vocal responses of "I don't want to see the male", "It's all about the women dammit", "Don't show the guy's face grimacing for fuck sakes", etc., etc..

DenverDon

Monstar
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1154 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 9:52AM
I think it works well quite often. I like that P.O.V. type stuff. Especially the virtuals/my playthigs.

and as touched on above; although not too vocal, I carry the same thoughts...

The fact of the matter is that the girl is the one that got me to buy the dvd.

Some companies seem to think the guys are the main focus and hold the camera on them for an inordinate amount of time.

...and some dudes just plain act weird. I just watched a scene with a smoking hot girl, but it was killed because the guy was saying and doing some random stuff.

Not every scene in every movie need to have "dds" but don't start with picket signs trying to kill to off. If I were going to do a dvd that is the way I'd do it. yo.


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joe887
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16 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 10:28AM
In the 703 and 80s, guys faces/bodies were shown about as much as women's. In the 90s, however, Ed Powers came along, and drastic measures were needed.
 
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594 Posts
7/03
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 11:58AM
Hey, DenverDon, you forgot one. DDS is often a direct response to a preponderance of HMA (Hairy Man Ass) which exploded onto the scene in the Nineties with gangbangs.
P-Knuckle
Member

309 Posts
11/01
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 12:24PM
'Nothing is ever done to the female models...'

Whens' the last time you ever saw a movie where the FEMALE talent showed any sort of attraction or foreplay to the man? Such as, kissing his neck, nipples, touching him in a loving manner, etc? And if such a movie does contain such action, please make me aware of it so that I never, ever, have to see it.


I think POV porn with Disembodied Dick Syndrome is the best porn because you can put yourself in the action; I for one don't like movies with closeups of male faces during the cumshot or having to hear them sweet talk the chicks. Even worse is when they are stimulating the women and the girl gives the IMBIGPT (I Moan because I get Paid To.) Very rarely, (and especially with the euro talent, which I find strange) does the woman seem to even be in the same room as the guy. You could drive a bus down some of these girls' asses and they barely wince. And the guys, who are asked to do amazing, circus freak, ridiculous high flying triple penetration acts, rarely have a chance to let go and enjoy anything. They seem to be focused, like a javelin thrower, on going the distance.

Put yourself in the guys shoes; most of the time, when a guy has foreplay with the woman, take a look at his dick. He's usually limp like a wet dishrag; and then its only reasonable to make the connection that most dudes watching the flick might also be. And 99% of the time, the woman acts like, 'get on with it!' In one hour, you can get a good bj scene and popshot. With the extra stuff, you would be paying both performers more and also praying that they might be attracted to each other. And guess what? Some guys, myself included, don't watch porn to see a hot chick attracted to a guy, we want to see her do nasty stuff to an anonymous dude, so that we can INSERT ourselves in the fantasy. Because thats what it is.

I reason that PORN gets right to the hardcore action because the guys who are standing in line at 3am at the local wank shack are NOT looking for loving, gentle, romance oriented foreplay and sex. They want a cumshot, a close up of a gape, girls slurping cum from an ass and spitting it in another girls' mouth. The day that the video with the holding hands in the sunset ending sells or is watched endlessly in a 50 cent peep movie both, then I will eat my words. Until then, I'll take DDS anyday over a guy who is trying to be Mr. Romantic.


Edited by - P-Knuckle on 7/5/2004 12:27:43 PM

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 12:33PM
DDS - Yeah, going to the dentist is pretty bad!

But seriously, the less I see of the male talent the better (with a few exceptions). At the beginning of a scene, it's okay, but once the action gets going, please keep the faces out of frame. Deep Throat This #20 stars about 6 girls, and about 20 dicks, and that's one of the reasons it's HOT.

The obvious extreme is that old technique that, thank God, is almost never seen anymore, of showing a grimacing male actor's face as he approaches orgasm. Talk about a serious wood-killer!

POV is (and should be) all about disembodied dicks.
Although, I have to admit that I sometimes get a laugh when Mike John turns the camera back on himself at the end of a scene (after lingering for the appropriately-long time on the face of the girl who just got "Johned") and makes some hilarious comment.

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 12:39PM
Ditto to almost all of P-Knuckle's remarks (I didn't see his post until after I posted mine)

Love that remark
"Very rarely, (and especially with the euro talent, which I find strange) does the woman seem to even be in the same room as the guy. You could drive a bus down some of these girls' asses and they barely wince." LOLOL

Actually P-Knuckle touches on one of the reasons I find most of the scenes with Euro talent mind-numbingly dull - I can't tell you how many times I've rented flicks like "Beautiful Girls" because the cover is hot. But then when I watch it, I feel like I may as well be doing my laundry!

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 1:10PM
Whew! I thought DDS was Denver Don Syndrome and we don't want that!

Get a grip, guys. It wouldn't be much fun for you either if every time you started to get your groove on the director interrupted you. If the director wants them to have a good time and their partner isn't an asshole, Euro women can be just as lively and enthusiastic as anybody else.

BTW, I have no problem with the guys being in the scene. I would prefer they weren't the focal point, but I kinda like watching people having sex, not just disembodies penises on search-and-destroy missions.

Luke Hanson
Member

San Pornando Valley
55 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jul 12 2004 : 12:56AM
Soem fo the videos I have shot and been in, the girls are caressing me, grabbing my ass and pulling me in deeper, caressing my arms as I am inside them, caressing my head and face as I go down on them....I don't suggest any of this stuff, that way it is totally spontaneous....

I did one video where I was laying next to the girl and I was slowly teasing and caressing her between her legs, then eventually I got to the point....she turned her head into me as I was laying on my side....when I reviewed the footage I could tell she wanted to kiss me while I was caressing her pussy, thank goodness I kissed her for quite some time.....

Coyote
Member

Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary?
972 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jul 12 2004 : 1:11AM
I agree. It would be rather annoying to have to be constantly stopped and if the girl was being rude or just not into it, it would make life even worse. I have found a way to avoid this and that is to try and see scenes where you enjoy the males performances. It's almost as important to find good males as it is to find females.



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