Jenna Haze

Every story has an epilogue.
After all the hue and cry surrounding my infamous "Dear Jenna Haze" piece of guerilla theater, I finally got to meet Jenna last weekend after her performance at a local strip club. Although the circumstances weren't ideal, it was a lot of fun and she couldn't have been sweeter.
The experience was a little disorienting, for a couple of reasons. First of all, I am familiar with Jenna the porn goddess, but had never encountered (or imagined) her doing a strip club routine before. Her performance was surprisingly physical and athletic -- even during on-screen sex, I don't think I've ever seen Jenna throw herself around quite this way. She wore a policeman's get-up (Officer, handcuff me -- please!) and the first song during her routine, naturally, was "Fuck tha Police." The music, however, was played at ear-splitting volume and what with the shrieking crowd and obnoxious DJ, I was fairly certain I was going to have a seizure at some point. (This may also have had something to do with the migration of my blood supply southward, away from my brain and to other parts of my body.)
Afterward I bought a lap dance with her, an experience that was both exhilarating and frustrating. The negatives first: 1) I wish it could have lasted longer; 2) The lighting in that area of the club was horrible -- the main light source was behind her and shining in my eyes, which made it difficult as hell to actually SEE her. Even a silhouette of Jenna is lovely, but it would have been much more fun if I could have better seen her face and eyes; 3) It was too short; and 4) It didn’t last long enough.
Also, I wish it could have gone on longer.
The positives hardly need to be stated -- a nude Jenna Haze writhing all over you is an experience that everyone should be lucky enough to experience at least once in their lifetimes. But I also really had a good time just talking to her … although I did find it a little hard to concentrate on the conversation while she was gyrating and rubbing various parts of her anatomy in my face. Guess I'm just weak, or maybe she was simply torturing me as punishment for my infamous ADT post. In which case, I need to write more posts like that ASAP.
Long story short, she was great and a lot of fun to hang with. It’s hard to get a sense of the "real" person in such a short time period, but I will say that Jenna seems honestly interested in looking after her fans -- she was gracious and friendly with everyone, and managed to stay "on" and energetic despite what was obviously a punishing schedule while she was in town. I don't know how she does it, frankly, but I'm glad she does. I only wish I had had more time to chat with her.