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Thyrium
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44 Posts
3/09
Posted - Mar 3 2009 : 4:22PM
There's something I've been meaning to tell you.
1) Tits. They're not getting the attention they deserve. We like to watch them being squished around, but the guys never grab them. I wonder if they're gay or something.
2) Stop wasting all the pale girls and natural redheads on black dicks.
Nothing against black guys, but I'd like to think that I'm the guy in the porno.
3) Don't fade into a blowjob scene or cut from where the guy's taking off his pants to the girl bobbing her head up and down. We like to see the cock going in the mouth for the first time.
4) ^ Same thing as above applies to pussy.
5) Tits again. They got these blowjob videos where they get the camera so close that you can't see the models tits. Swinging boobs as she jerks off a cock is hot. I've also seen scenese where the model doesn't take off her shirt until halfway into the video after the blowjob. EPIC FAIL. Oh, and when the guy cums on the girls face and it drips down... Try to catch that landing on her tits please.
6) Let's see some threesome scenes with more chicks, not dicks. I know men are cheaper in porn, but you've had a nice run and the sausage fest is getting old. Let's get these girls going down on each other. What's the point of an FFM threesome if the girls don't like each other? I think it's pretty awesome when the girls are in 69 position and the guy is banging pussy and mouth on one end and then switches to the other side.
7) Everybody needs to shut up. Guys saying stupid things and girls having fake orgasms when she's not even being touched is just... It's just stupid.
Cool Random stuff: What else? Personally, I'd like to see more stalkings and lingerie. Maybe the current trend is completely all nude, but I still like heels, garters, fishnets and knee high socks. I think it adds contrast. Let's not forget pigtails. Yes, pigtails are good. Also, I think you destroy a scene when you pair an ugly girl with a hot girl. Seriously, you shouldn't ever use ugly girls at all, not even to make a threesome scene. And if there's anything I forgot, I'm sure my fellow community members will cover that in the following posts:

Edited by - Thyrium on Mar 3 2009

ettin
Deactivated User

14 Posts
3/09
Posted - Mar 3 2009 : 4:45PM
Got it, we'll gag the girls from now on, get alot of tit shots, and......no niggers. Sounds good to me.
pwing
Member

413 Posts
4/05
Posted - Mar 3 2009 : 5:04PM
Sarcasm granted but that post still ain't cool.
Exactly how should the girls be stalked? Perhaps you'd like to see more "stockings"?
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18631 Posts
4/08
Posted - Mar 3 2009 : 5:26PM
I think you can all guess what I have to say about this one.
I like the choice of the word 'wasting' too.
And seriously, does he honestly believe there aren't any pale girls or natural redheads having sex with white guys? What planet does this guy's porn come from?
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 3 2009 : 5:55PM
And black guys want to do the same so stick with buying movies from Brazzers and you will be safe!
 
Thyrium
Deactivated User

44 Posts
3/09
Posted - Mar 3 2009 : 7:02PM
Thanks for the advice. I took it and signed up for the 1 month thing. I've never paid for a pay site before, but this is incredible!
jettyman
Member

No matter what size the tits are....play with them....
732 Posts
12/08
Posted - Mar 4 2009 : 12:28PM
Thyrium wrote:
1) Tits. They're not getting the attention they deserve. We like to watch them being squished around, but the guys never grab them. I wonder if they're gay or something.
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I couldn't agree more, even in tit movies they don't show enough tit play. They still insist on showing long drawn out close-ups of fucking in tit movies which really pisses me off, I know what's going on downstairs, for fuck sake SHOW ME THE TITS. There is nothing worse than hearing a pair of tits being tweaked and slapped while the usual close-up stuff downstairs is being shown, grrrrr. The guys should be holding on to them for support and giving them an occasional slap or slaps to encourage the girls to move their pelvis with a bit more aggression, shake them squeeze them and cup them. It should be shot far enough away so you can see everything that's happening, and the girls should not be slapped to hard, I don't like them yelping out loudly ....Sorry rant over, I just like tit play....J.
Thyrium
Deactivated User

44 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jun 4 2009 : 2:58AM
8) Stop using girls with little tits:
You can pass it for really young looking teens or for little tittie fetish movies, but there's nothing sexy about a flat chested grown woman...
...Better yet, scratch that. We want our teens stacked as well. Oh and don't try to pass off a model with implants as a "teen".
9) Long boring introductions. NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Plain n simple.
Britney should do a porno
Edited by - thyrium on 6/4/2009 3:00:03 AM
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jun 4 2009 : 3:06AM
Sorry, no. Please see Brianna Love and Luscious Lopez. Me lovey their tiny titties.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jun 4 2009 : 3:12AM
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BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jun 4 2009 : 3:14AM
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Thyrium
Deactivated User

44 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 8:02AM
You don't count, you're an ass man.



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