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RobSpaghetti
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62 Posts
7/19
Posted - Aug 17 2019 : 4:44AM
For starters, I've been buying and renting porn since the early 90s. I've been seeing porn since the mid 80s. I saw
my first porn movie when guys were passing around a porn tape of Marilyn Chambers in my middle school years.
I was shocked. I didn't know what to think of it. I later told my dad about seeing it and he just brushed it off. a A year
later our family got a bunch of Playboy magaines in the mail.... why? Because I ordered them based on some magazine
offer I stole that came in the mail. So... I got a few Playboy mags. Somehow they flew under the radar.... why? BECAUSE
I LATER DISCOVERED..... my DAD had the magazines hidden under the seat of his Bronco II. :) Yes! Dad was enjoying
the fruits of his son's dumb ass.......

Later.... I began to see that porn was being shown on cable tv. Yep. Spice! Remember that? I could see the scrambled
imaged in black/white... but I could still see. Well. Sometimes. This is where I learned of Christy Canyon and other names
like Ashlyn Gere (who I actually met at a strip club in Atlanta). Anyway, this was my porn portal! But.... but..... but.... a friend
of mine got SATELLITE! Yes! He got a huge mega dish that could get feeds and channels everywhere. He got it, I think,
because his parents were older and they really didn't know what was happening. Anyway.... NOW.... I got to see REAL
porn! The sat channels did NOT edit shit out. It was real porn. I would spend as many nights as I could hanging out at
his house just recording porn..... why? I don't know. I think it's because I thought sex was something you aspired to. It
was hard to do. I put it on a pedastal. It was something I might never do.... even though I had been close many times, I
was a shy guy. Not bad looking at all... just shy.

I moved to Los Angeles in the mid 90s and had my fun. And I also rented porn. A lot of porn. A HUGE amount of porn. I don't know
why.... but I always needed to see new porn. My roommate also liked getting new porn. He bought a shitload of porn magazines!
I remember those days seeing news stands on Hollywood Blvd and side streets selling every type of magazine. You won't see that
today....

It took me a while to figure out what I liked and what really turned me on. I had "had sex" with many girls and many different "types",
but I didn't really understand what I really wanted in my "perfect woman".... if she actually existed. Maybe she didn't.... I'm sure you understand.

At this point in time, I was simply unsure.

So.... I was a broke wanna-be filmmaker.... and I was more broke than a filmmaker. I actually had scripts optioned. I had my taste
of success, but never made it. Why? It was more about me than my work. I was so focused on having fun in LA rather than
doing the work. It's all my fault. I got sucked into it all. I became a party man and not a man who wanted to make his dreams
happen.... so..... I never made a feature film. I only did short films (all in the past, remember this story is condensed!). I had an
agent, actually and I had a few scripts submitted to studios. I actually had James Cameron's Lightstorm Entertainment intersted
in a script I wrote (synopsis submitted in 1995 with photos) involving flying creatures..... but that went nowhere! (NO shit). It's life!

Ok. Let's fast-forward to 2002-2005. I was paying for porn sites (pay sites) but I was also getting my way into sites using hacked
passwords. I was using MIRC to get hacked passes. I was seeing a SHITLOAD OF PORN for free, even though I was still paying
for certain sites. And since then, many of those sites are now dead.... or just inactive. Why? I guess it's because of tube sites. But
I'm not convinced..... I think it's something else.... not just the fact that tube sites exists.... but..... it goes way beyond that....

My life where it is now is because it's all MY fault. So is yours! It's YOUR fault, good or bad! It's all on you! Don't ever blame the past
or anyone else! I'm just saying this because it's a fact! If you're reading this story, you're invested in it.... so I wanna give you the
truth! My life is good now because of the changes I made and because of the decisions! So, it's all relevant.

To contine with the porn story........ Fast-forward to 2009. I had joined the Army, owned a Haybusa, watched more porn... but now
I was in a unique place. HD was coming into play. So, now what?

YouTube happened.
Tube sites popped up.
Porn piracry got worse.
MindGeek happened...
Blog sites posted porn... got worse.... and worse.... and worse....
Camgirls are everywhere! They do what guys pay for!!! (damn them!) sarcasm :)
Onlyfans!
Snapchat!!!
FanCentro!

blablablablablabla....... what to do????

It's 2019. How are DVD/BluRay sales? I don't know! I'm not in the industry!!! I'm just a fucking consumer..... but from what I've
been reading and seeing, the sales are WAY DOWN! How can this be fixed? What can be done???

So...

Dear, PORN PRODUCERS/DIRECTORS, HERE IS MY SOLUTION:

Create better content! STOP the leg up doggystyle angles! Stop shooting porn as you NORMALLY DO! STOP! IF a girl has a huge
ass we want to see it shake and jiggle... and bounce in REAL DOGGYSTYLE... not with some asshole male performer doing her
with is leg up and with has fucking hand on his own ass! If a girl as huge tits... put that girl on her back and have the male do her
in missionary upright so we can see her big tits shaking and bouncing! Do you understand? When you've got a girl with certain
assets.... USE HER PROPERLY!!! If you've got some girl with a big bubble butt..... PUT HER IN DOGGY WITH HER KNEES WIDE,
AND HAVE THE GUY BEHIND HER POUNDING HER ASS TO make it shake, jiggle, bounce, pop!!!!!! Get it??? Show the girl off!!!!

This is what's wrong with porn. Porn directors/producers just GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS.... THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT!

We DON'T WANT MANUEL FERRARA!!! THAT GUY SUCKS!!! STOP STOP STOP! NO MORE ERIK EVERHARD! NO MORE JAMES DEEN!!!

NO MORE TOMMY GUNN!!! THAT GUYS IS PURE SHIT!!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!

This is why so many guys are paying mega bucks for CAMGIRLS!!!! A guy can pay a Cam Girl OR a Cam Couple to do WHAT THEY WANT!!!
AND THEY CAN BE THE DIRECTOR OF THE VIDEO IN PRIVATE SHOWS!!! Guys PAY for this!!!! I HAVE Paid for this MANY TIMES!!!

Where am I, now, in 2019? I'm looking for new porn girls.... as always. lol! But.... I HAVE PAID MY FAIR SHARE to Camgirls. That's where
the REAL interactive porn takes place! Camsites are LEGIT!!!!

Now, at the end of 2019.... I'm just looking to drink and watch Marvel movies on my projector in 3D..... LOL!!! I hope I never have to pay
for another $330 private show. But.... I might. Damn!

I'd love to show some photos of REAL doggystyle and other positions.... but I'm too fuckin' drunk. Please, guys, post them and I'll check back
(if I remember) and I'll post my own :)

Thanks! Oh, and please follow @MikeQuasar (he's not a great porn director -- but he's funny was fuck!! I love him!!!) and he actually did direct
a few pornos that I jacked off to!!!! LOL! :)

OH, YES! I WILL POST PROPER PHOTOS IN THIS THREAD AS FAR AS SEX POSITIONS GO (IF IT'S STILL UP!)

Thanks for listening.... - RobSpaghetti
@LegendaryBAMA

This post was done under the guidance of EVAN WILLIAMS. :) THANKS FOR READING IT!

RobSpaghetti
Deactivated User

62 Posts
7/19
Posted - Aug 17 2019 : 5:00AM
We need NEW porn done right!!! NO bullshit! Just real fucking!!!!

Can it be done???? I don't know.... because too many "jaded" dicks are making porn.... and that's the fucking PROBLEM!!!!!!

THE SAME FUCKING PEOPLE ARE MAKING THIS SHIT!

RobSpaghetti
Deactivated User

62 Posts
7/19
Posted - Aug 17 2019 : 5:05AM
This is proper doggy!!!!!!

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That's the right doggystyle pose!!!

AND THIS!!!!!

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Nuff said! I hope......

Edited by - RobSpaghetti on 8/17/2019 5:25:01 AM

RobSpaghetti
Deactivated User

62 Posts
7/19
Posted - Aug 17 2019 : 5:45AM
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yes. good position! BUT BAD FORM!!! THIS GUY SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrChicoWang
Member

Outlaw Outcast Outsider
18 Posts
5/19
Posted - Aug 22 2019 : 2:53AM
I hope you are feel better after your TIRADE I know I do when I vent leak and spew everywhere...Now would you be so kind as to get a better than (Evan Williams) bottle of hooch and write us a letter of PRAISE?

There MUST BE things the makers of porn are doing correctly admirably better than expected...No? Trends you appreciate companies you follow male performers who don't 'suck'?

I can not take your tirade seriously without reading its opposite get an idea of where Mr. Spaghetti is coming from....

BTW I am no director nor a producer but trust writing about what you do like at least in response (meaning in this same thread) will add some sense of clarity and balance.

Good day

 
cubesnake
Senior Member

3858 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 22 2019 : 6:29AM
Hi,

while i don´t agree with everything being written i often wonder too about certain things you get to see in porn. If a woman has a curvy body and an ass to die for i dont want to see close up shots shot from under the guy. I wanna see the girls curvy body bouncing.

There are some girls on the net that have so hot clips of themselfes ... its crazy. Check out "Little Oral Andy", Ashley Alban, Saffron, Jordyn Fox, ourdirtylilsecret, pixiepixelized, ...

unfortunately i´m not allowed to say where you can find them but you figure it out

Cube

Porn Scout
Deactivated User

3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 23 2019 : 12:28AM
Just so your know, when you write something that long, and when it's all about you and your preferences, etc., people's eyes tend to glaze over at that point.
evilpineapples
Member

ONE TWO THREE, KUUUCKMAAAL!
705 Posts
6/13
Posted - Aug 23 2019 : 11:58AM
I'll take this seriously. Why not?

Look, this is nothing more than a treatise of your own likes and preferences. You cannot speak for the market at large. Porn producers make decision about what (and who) they shoot based on data, unless they're crazy like me and only shoot what interests them personally, so the reason you see Manuel in so many scenes is because the data shows that people buy his content. It may be true that YOU do not like him, and that's fine, but it does not follow necessarily that NOBODY likes him. He's also reliable and easy to work with, so producers favor him.

I used to be like you, full of ideas and desperate to be heard. If you want producers to listen to you, I would advise you to try applying the following changes:

1) Be more succinct with your ideas and criticisms. This post is far too long. Get to the point and state your ideas as briefly as possible while still conveying all of the necessary information.

2) Be clear when you are stating your personal preferences and do not present them as objective facts. Nobody wants to read a lecture.

3) Do some research and try to figure out why things are done the way they are before you offer advice about changes, and if you want a specific position or camera idea to be used in a scene, put in the effort to describe it in the most specific terms possible.

I wish you luck.

Edited by - evilpineapples on 8/23/2019 12:23:08 PM

AngryPirate
Senior Member

3210 Posts
8/17
Posted - Aug 23 2019 : 2:38PM
I have to agree. I gave up on reading what just looks like a pompous manifesto when a concise list of constructive criticisms would be enough.

Conflating individual preference with what "we" want or matters of fact makes you less than credible.

Whyspers2Scorpio
Senior Member

"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite
2345 Posts
12/17
Posted - Aug 24 2019 : 11:58AM
Simple solution to your ranting - stop watching porn if you don't like what's out there, no-one is holding a gun to your head and the madness of one disgruntled viewer isn't going to make a company flip to your liking.
crazyike
Deactivated User

237 Posts
9/18
Posted - Aug 24 2019 : 10:10PM
The more I watch today's porn, the more I'm inclined to just go back and stick to vintage porn. They got porn right back in the day! Today's directors and producers are only interested in the "shock factor" and not really focused on actually producing or directing.
evilpineapples
Member

ONE TWO THREE, KUUUCKMAAAL!
705 Posts
6/13
Posted - Aug 24 2019 : 11:48PM
How vintage is "vintage" for you?
AngryPirate
Senior Member

3210 Posts
8/17
Posted - Aug 24 2019 : 11:51PM
^^ Nostalgia has a way of clouding reality and tarring modern times with the same clumsy brush.

The "shock factor" you speak of is representative only of today's porn you have paid attention to or at least only of the porn that gives credence to your views. There is plenty of porn that doesn't put emphasis on it.

Edited by - AngryPirate on 8/25/2019 12:00:50 AM

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