DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 12:13AM i like you, i like working for you.
thank you for giving me manuel ferrara's weiner in my butt the other day.
i am still glowing.
i am looking forward to this fishnets 6 movie,
i think you guys are really on to something.
xo
dd
p.s. please hire me again and give me more weiners.
p.p.s. no milf movies plz, kthx.
[Link] Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 12:27AM
Dana has a way of keeping this place interesting. Bless her.[Link] MASAMUNE Senior Member 1452 Posts 12/04 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 12:29AM
Is it a poem?[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 12:31AM
poem/love note[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:09AM
dana vs. the sasha bear make it happen[Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:16AM
Dana vs. anyone. Make it happen again and again!
[Link] Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:17AM
Dana -- How about two wieners at once?[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:25AM
Weiner beaners ... I'm drunk.Edited by - skronker on 11/12/2006 1:26:36 AM
[Link] Mike Quasar Zero Tolerance Reluctant pornographer 1765 Posts 7/01 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:25AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
i like you, i like working for you.
thank you for giving me manuel ferrara's weiner in my butt the other day.
i am still glowing.
i am looking forward to this fishnets 6 movie,
i think you guys are really on to something.
xo
dd
p.s. please hire me again and give me more weiners.
p.p.s. no milf movies plz, kthx.
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I can't think of anyone who deserved Manuel's weiner more than you :)You were awesome. I look forward to shooting you again.
[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:41AM
Bob wrote:
Dana -- How about two wieners at once?
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i'll give it a shot :)[Link] Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:41AM
[Link] Drop a load Senior Member My leg hurts 1098 Posts 11/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:43AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
Bob wrote:
Dana -- How about two wieners at once?
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i'll give it a shot :)
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Make sure they don't touch.[Link] deviousdee Senior Member It's my duty to please that booty! 1399 Posts 10/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:44AM
How about DP 4 Dana D? DVS D
[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:46AM
i love zero tolerance so much i gave them my first and only on camera anal cream pie.
[Link] Drop a load Senior Member My leg hurts 1098 Posts 11/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:51AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
i love zero tolerance so much i gave them my first and only on camera anal cream pie.
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skronker where you at[Link]
Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:59AM
Perhaps in the next "Wet Dreams Cum True" movie, dressed as a sexy, sword-wielding, Musketeer.[Link] Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:02AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
i love zero tolerance so much i gave them my first and only on camera anal cream pie.
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Until you've been creamed by the Sasha Bear, you haven't been creamed at all. You can run but your ass can't hide. I know. I've seen it.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:06AM
i dont know anything about this sasha bear... but i used to dance in parades at disney world. so i know a thing or two about furries[Link] Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:09AM
I prefer you shaved rather than furry, Dana.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:20AM
ive never done a DP before. i have a pretty small pussy, im not sure their will be room in there with a weiner in my butt at the same time. i should probably try this at home so i dont make a fool out of myself someday attempting this stunt.[Link] HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:29AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
thank you for giving me manuel ferrara's weiner in my butt the other day.
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But will anyone fill your butt up with milk just liked the famed Milk Junkies series. Please Quaserman![Link] Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:32AM
Hmmmm. I always thought it was this way:Warning: "The performers in this movie are skilled professionals. Don't try this at home!"
P.S. -- Please ignore any requests of slathering fanboys like me to do things that aren't fun for you.
[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:35AM
HeyNow wrote:
DanaDeArmond wrote:
thank you for giving me manuel ferrara's weiner in my butt the other day.
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But will anyone fill your butt up with milk just liked the famed Milk Junkies series. Please Quaserman!
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i have a food phobia. i dont know if i could get milked dumped on me :( i suppose i could try, but i might throw up or burst into tear, which might be interesting too.[Link] Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:36AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
ive never done a DP before. i have a pretty small pussy, im not sure their will be room in there with a weiner in my butt at the same time. i should probably try this at home so i dont make a fool out of myself someday attempting this stunt.
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Yes, you should try this at home first. Just make sure you at least take pictures.I just want to add that you have a marvelous butthole. I do love buttfucking!
(drunken gibberish, please ignore)
[Link] HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:39AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
i dont know if i could get milked dumped on me :(
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Luckily, it won't get dumped on you, but IN you. They get a cup of thick whole milk into your poophole and then you squirt it out - and here is where it gets interesting - onto the face of another girl. And hopefully a little into her mouth too.[Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:42AM
but what if, say, something comes out of there, like, with the milk? like, maybe a.... seahorse? :/[Link] Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:47AM
[Link] Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:55AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
but what if, say, something comes out of there, like, with the milk? like, maybe a.... seahorse? :/
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I think you're confusing seahorses with sea-monkeys.[Link] HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 3:13AM
Twizted6 wrote:
I think you're confusing seahorses with sea-monkeys.
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I'm guessing both of these are code words for super dooper poopers. I would NOT like to see that.[Link] matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 3:22AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
thank you for giving me manuel ferrara's weiner in my butt the other day.
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Yep, weiners and buns do go together very well.[Link] ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 5:45AM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
but what if, say, something comes out of there, like, with the milk? like, maybe a.... seahorse? :/
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that's how you get chocolate milk.[Link] Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 8:24AM
There seems to be a lot of seahorse fans around these days - you might significantly increase your fan base.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:40PM
i mean, i coulld give ita shot, is this milk warmed up? or straight from the fridge?[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:43PM
I hear soy works better. If you're Vegan.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:48PM
im not vegan but i am a fan of soy, its probably better for your butt too, milk creates so much muscus in your throat... i shudder to think the havok it could reak on my asshole.[Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 1:51PM
I hate mucous. I love soy. It tastes better than skim milk, which is the only milk I would drink. I suppose it doesn't matter so much with the ass as the person drinking it from your ass. They may be lactose intolerant.[Link] MASAMUNE Senior Member 1452 Posts 12/04 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:16PM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
im not vegan but i am a fan of soy, its probably better for your butt too, milk creates so much muscus in your throat... i shudder to think the havok it could reak on my asshole.
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It's an asshole, believe me it's well protected from mucus.[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:20PM
assholes are very sensitive. :([Link] chaotic_23 Member 339 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:35PM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
assholes are very sensitive.
:(
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"Whaddaya mean by that, huh? You think you're better than me? No, I'm not overreacting, _you're_ overreacting! I'm suing you! Rush Limbaugh says..."[Link] Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:54PM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
i love zero tolerance so much i gave them my first and only on camera anal cream pie.
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Man that's good stuff right there.[Link] Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 2:56PM
Maybe we'll see Dana in a milk shooting, dp, creampie extravaganza made by ZT. I'd buy it lol.[Link] Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 5:28PM
DanaDeArmond wrote:
assholes are very sensitive.
:(
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A good friend once told me that there's "evil" in the ass. I believe him. And if a movie is ever made where you're DP'd with soy milk and seahorses coming out of there, warn me.So I can rent it.
[Link] Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05 Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 7:29PM
Why, would that be considered gay?Drop a load wrote:
Make sure they don't touch.
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I know this personally, my feelings get hurt easily.DanaDeArmond wrote:
assholes are very sensitive.:(
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Edited by - Eric381 on 11/12/2006 8:21:26 PM[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 2:16AM
i dont have a problem with weiners touching. neither should you. im not saying you have to touch your weiner to another weiner... thats your choice. SWORDFIGHT!
[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 2:30AM
would those be all-beef weiners or pork? if there's a weiner in a girl-girl movie, is it a not-dog?[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 2:35AM
there you go talking about soy again.is morningstar farms paying you on the sly?
[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 2:58AM
omg ... maybe i've been brainwashed.[Link] ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 3:20AM
i love soy[Link] bauer024 Senior Member It is what it is 1345 Posts 12/05 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 6:52AM
Dr. Nasty wrote:
Maybe we'll see Dana in a milk shooting, dp, creampie extravaganza made by ZT. I'd buy it lol.
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+ Skronker and the sasha bear you will have a AVN hit Dan
Dana i love who you are so funny and cute love it
[Link] Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 8:20AM
At this point, I would like to revive my humble scene suggestion of a while back:"I can imagine a great scene based on a Cleopatra storyline with a girl taking a milk bath and then having a milk enema administered to her by her handmaidens, and then Cleopatra shooting it back out over her open-mouthed Nubian slaves."
Submitted for your consideration, o' beauteous and powerful Queen!
[Link] DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 12:42PM
bauer i love you back! you used to have my ass with water running down it as your avitar. :)[Link]